>Get a job and start living on my own >end up ordering

You came to the right board. Lurk around for a week or so and you'll replace those shitty pizzas with delicious McChickens.

thats expensive and unhealthy you buffoon

>>8943063
>ordering pizza every night
how do you go through a whole pizza in a night

>>8943178
very easily

>>8943063
Jesus, at least eat a couple Amy's burritos once or twice a week.

>>8943063
What is your shit like? Jet black and dense like coal?

>>8943249
that's after you eat a bag of oreos

>>8943063
I hope you degrease those pizzas, and I hope they have nothing but cheese on them. I can post a guide for you if you need help degreasing.

>>8943063
buy a magic bullet

get some milk
bananas
frozen berries
whey

bam, you've got 1,000kcals and healthy macros knocked out for under 3 dollars a day. you're welcome.

>>8943306
what's that like a sex toy?

>>8943311
I mean most people eat bananas, but it's really up to to you how you use it.

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>>8943311
>he doesnt know about the magic bullet

>>8943311
Yeah man just jam your cock in and turn it on, feels amazing.

>No one continued the song

THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK

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>>8943063

>>8943063
Cut my life in two pizzas

>Be unemployed and live with parents
>end up cooking for myself almost every night
SUFFOCATION NO BREATHING

>>8943063
>pizza almost every night
I feel ya on the moving out thing but a whole pizza every night? Shit is too expensive man.
I've been on a taco bell binge. Get those $2 combos. Have eaten there about 4 or 5 times this past week.

>>8943063
>ordering pizza every night
fucking richfags

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>>8943551
>>8943546
>>8943075
>5 dollars is expensive

>>8943686
I just ordered a fucking garbage papa johns and it was 15 bucks

>>8943686
>eating Little Caesars every day

Jesus dude

>>8943073
fucking kek

>>8943686
I wanna fuck Ms. Payne.

>>8943063
Iive alone for 2 years now I cook for myself almost every day, when I'm too lazy to cook I just eat something at my work's restaurant. you need some time to adapt yourself to your new situation, I'm sure you'll be fine.

>>8943317
>skewer the berries in string for anal beads
>banana doubles as dildo and cock sheath
>blend milk and whey together, simmer until warm for lube, just add salt for cum taste

>>8943293
No anon, don't post it.

>>8943063
i would do the same thing but i have enough anxiety problems that i don't want to interact with anyone in any way, so i order groceries from amazon and cook for myself.

>>8943178
fatlet

>>8943485
Underrated post

I've always heard home-cooked meals are cheaper than fast food, but is that true if you are trying to gain weight instead of lose it?

>be Australian
>licenceless NEET
>dominoes charges minimum $20 for 1 pizza delivered

DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

>>8943240
This isn't a bad idea to keep them from getting a fucking intestinal pizza blockage.

>>8943463
>Fall risk
That's the biggest fall risk warning I've ever seen. Sees like it's meant to let people around him know instead.

>>8943063
THIS IS MY SAVORY TORTE!

>>8944771
Why wouldn't it be true? The savings are much much higher in your case. Just compare the cost per calorie.