I buy hot n ready pizzas and just eat the cheese and pepperoni

I make frozen fries in the microwave

I like them soft

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I do the same, but with Dominos.

Sometimes I chew and spit desserts because I want the taste and mouth feel but not the calories

Slide the toppings off leftover pizza and throw them into a hot pan of scrambled egg.

Pizza omelette.

You're welcome.

>>8939754

I carve a circular shape into a water melon and then put it in the microwave.

While it are heating up, I grab some olive oil and take my clothes off.

You can see where this is going.

>>8939799
Oh man, good idea.

I eat condiments for the sake of eating condiments. I'll put a bunch of different types of mustard on a plate and spoon little bits at a time with my fingers.

>>8939799
I cooked my way through college and on the off nights ordered pizza. Why did I never do this?

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>>8939798
YOU MONSTER

>>8939754
I used to do the opposite as a kid. Scrape off all the cheese and sauce and just eat the slightly mushy soft part underneath.

>>8940047
I know a guy who will slide all the toppings and cheese off his pizza and just eat the saucy-ish bread.

Another guy who dips every bite of his pizza in ketchup. Gross.

>>8939754
surely that's not less expensive than buying the cheese and pepperoni yourself? I used to do this though when work provided pizza for lunch and I was on keto

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>>8939779

>>8939799
damn

>>8941577
My sister does that with pizza. I use to eat all the toppings she would scrape off when we both loved with out parents.

Now she'll eat pizza with black olives and that's it. She's 25.

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>>8939780
DELET THIS.