What have you eaten today /ck/? I've had like 6 chocolate

Nothing yet
Though I've only been up for three hours

[spoiler]I'd eat your BP knowing behind that anime girl you posted is a sissyboi who wants to be that anime girl[/spoiler]

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just some fried rice so far

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>>8938295
sorry i'm only interested in others that post cute anime grills

Fried some mushrooms, bell peppers, carrots, zucchini. After which I added 5 eggs and turned it into a scrambled eggs with the veggies fried a bit. Added some seasoning, salt and pepper. Otherwise I've had an apple, a plum and a tall glass of 3.8% milk.

Not going to eat anything else for the day, but will be doing some prep work for tomorrows meals.

Chorizo and onion fried rice for breakfast, apple fritter as a snack, chorizo and onion fried rice but also with zucchini this time for lunch.

Eggs and bacon when I got up, chicken and kale for lunch. Probably just eating sunflower seeds the rest of the day.

4 cups of tea ("Imperial Blend" which is assam, darjeeling, and earl grey)
1 wheat pita filled with a shit load of veggies, feta, and vinaigrette.

That's all for now, but tonight I'll probably be eating leftovers from yesterday (leftover quiche, leftover mixed fruit, and leftover chocolate mousse cake).

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Coffee and gum. But I got a fat roast for shredded beef tacos tonight/tomorrow.

let me see...

about 3 bowls' worth of macaroni left over from yesterday, and then nothing for 6 hours at which point i went shopping. when i got back i ate 4 cereal bars, about a dozen slices of roast beef, a few haribo tangfastics, and four or five bags of lays.

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Cereal
Leftover stuffed chicken breast
Grilled cheese
Chocolate cake
Crisps

Coffee, tea throughout

I made a latte for breakfast, and had a brown rice chicken bowl from chipotle

>>8938403
What the fuck, dude. That's absolutely disgusting.

>>8938403
>>8938426
Actually, let me clarify. That's unhealthy, which I view as disgusting. I'm sure it was all delicious, but that amount of food horrifies me. And I am a binge eater myself, because I smoke a lot of weed and get the munchies. I hope you're an avid exerciser. If not, I pray for your arteries.

>>8938437
i don't believe you prayed

>>8938283
r8

>open faced smoked kielbasa sandwich, rye bread
>open faced goose pate sandwich, rye bread
>italian bread sticks
>lots of yerba mate

>thick, creamy tomato soup
>fried bananas
>pu-erh tea

>2 cottage cheese tomato sammiches, rye bread
>pu-erh tea

>>8938440
I am in a continuous state of unspoken prayer, Anon. I will include your cynicism in them.

banana bread
egg, bacon, cheese sandwich on a croissant.

>>8938403
how much do you weigh

>>8938437
yeah, i know i should stop, but im like...the fuck else am i gonna do with my time?

id exercise more if i had a bike in rideable condition. need to get new tires.

Salad - Iceberg lettuce with salsa for dressing. (200 Kcal)
Tv.dinner - Stouffers Baked Chicken. (210 Kcal)

I eat very light throughout the week so I can binge on the weekends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgwJfbeCeU

>>8938476
Walk, my nigga. I used to walk tons and listen to audiobooks. The Dark Tower by Stephen King is a good series for audiobook, bonus is the movie is coming out soon.

>>8938283
I ate a baguette stuffed with chicken tikka masala. Homemade both.

Unholy combination of British and French food, but delicious nonetheless.

>>8938283
Schnitzel

A bowl of sour rye soup with white sausage and eggs. Best soup in the world.

>>8938283
I've had 3 glasses of milk because I was reading that milk thread. Then I had pizza from last night and some Pringles and some pickled jalapenos.

Kiwi/granola/honey and coffee for breakfast
Turmeric rice with tuna and tomatoes for lunch
Probably gonna have a turkey sandwich with a cup of tea for dinner

>>8938283
bowl of Froot Loops for breakfast
a bunch of Hot Cheetos puffs as a snack just now

>>8938485
oh, i'll be doing some of that soon enough. probably about 5 miles a week, just coming home from my new job.

1 bagel with cream cheese
1 bagel with cream cheese and egg salad
2 bowls of lentil soup.

Thats a lot for me. I usually just have 1 bagel and two bowls for the whole day, and its not even dinner yet.

3 chocolate flowers the size of a half dollar someone brought in
A cup of black coffee
A banana

Lunch:
A cup of black tea with cream and a sugar
A mango
A peach

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pan dulce
bowl of tortilla chips and some cheese
A caesar salad

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Chicken satay and a radicchio salad.
No breakfast or lunch or snack.

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>>8938283

chobani yogurt topped with blueberries and granola for breakfast with a cup of green tea

steamed dijon chicken with carrots and cauliflower for lunch. will have the same thing for dinner

guess how fat I am /ck/

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>>8938656
What, that first post where you didn't attach a gay anime image wasn't enough? You had to take the time to delete your first post just so you could attach that? Mailing this pic to your parents as we speak so they can see just how you turned out as an "adult."

>>8938681
Gonna be conservative and guess 250

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>>8938686
lmao
fucking destroyed

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>60mg Cymbalta
>10mg Dexedrine
>10mg Dexedrine
>Gui Fei oolong
>Ripe pu-erh
>A bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios
>More pu-erh
>1g Fish oil
>1g Spirulina
>500mg Curcumin
>Pu
>20mg Dexedrine
>10mg Dexedrine
...
>10mg Dexedrine
>More oolong
>10mg Dexedrine
>Painfully managed a handful of almonds
>Another round of FO, spirulina & curc
>More poo-er
>A decent rooibos-based tisane
feeling fine

>>8938447
>yerba mate
>pu-erh
my absoulte nigga

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>>8938696

185, aiming for 155 by September

Fried chicken
strawberry cream cheese
water

Two eggs and two pieces of toast. Im trying to figure out how to make my last $5 last the rest of the month

>beckfast
A handful of Trader Joe's gummie square things and some texas tea
>lunch
Chicken dog and a slushie from the corner store
>dinner
Not sure, I'm thinking some leftover pizza or corn dogs

>>8938283
I had a 4 banana smoothie and peanut butter toast for breakfast.

Then for lunch I had pan fried tofu and steamed jasmine rice with soy sauce.

I got paid today so I went to Blaze pizza, it's good with unlimited toppings, but I wouldn't go out of my way for it

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Cornflakes with sugar for breakfast
About 6 pieces of crostini and 2 macadamia biscuits
Spaghetti with mayonnaise and 3 pieces of bread
And some hot chocolate

I'm a fat fuck someone send help

>>8938283
the usual - bread with milk

>>8939354
Consider eating less bread and pasta and more potatoes and meat

I ate a medium Canadian pizza and a chicken breast with some fried rice for dinner.

I just had two open faced sanwiches, one with teewurst spread, the other one with avocado, tomato slices, turkey ham and a little mayo. And a ball of swiss chocolate icecream.

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Leftovers of yesterday's dinner for lunch/breakfast.

>>8938283
Two waffles, with maple peanut butter on them, with tea.

>>8938880
Thank you for a gif that made my morning. I fucking love racoons.
And in keeping with your post, I'll list everything I've ingested today so far.
>0.05 mg Levothyroxine
>1 mg Clonazepam
>1 Benedryl
>1 inhalation from a steroid inhaler
>2 inhalations from an albuterol inhaler
>1 dose of Nasacort (one in each nostril)
>3 mugs of Kalami Assam
>large bowl of fresh cut pineapple and melon
>one piece of quiche Lorraine
>4 glasses of water (spaced out intermittently)
>bunch of specific vitamins and mineral supplements that I take daily.

>>8941253
so you gonna tell us what those leftovers are or we just supposed to fucking imagine it

>>8941420
you gonna be okay anon?

>>8941666
Yeah, I have pretty severe allergy related asthma, also panic disorder, and hypothyroidism. So, that explains the meds. My panic attacks get worse when I have asthma problems (imagine that, not being able to breathe causes severe anxiety!), so I have to really work to keep it under control. I'm going to be starting allergy shots in about a month, though, so that's good.

>>8941836
Don't you fucking hate faggots that wear perfume? Gas dryer vents spraying poison all over the neighborhood?
I do.

>>8941420
>being such a genetic failure that you need fifteen different medications inside of you every single day just to live

>>8941848
Well, perfume isn't one of the things I'm allergic to, it doesn't really bother me. But, I do fucking hate being around people who fucking BATHE in the shit, anyway. I don't want to leave a place smelling like a filthy cathouse whore because of someone's perfume or god forbid Axe.

Pretty much all of my allergies are environmental. Grasses, tree pollen, molds, etc. And I live in one of the biggest environmental allergy locations in the entire country, so I was fucked when I moved here. The one weird allergy I have is that I'm allergic to cobalt. So anything that involves cobalt (jewelry made from nickel, batteries, hair dye, wet cement, certain blue dyes (including tattoo ink, so I think I'm the only person I know who doesn't have any tattoos).
But, I don't have any allergies to foods or animals, so that's good.

>>8941859
I can get allergy shots to fix my allergies and never have them again. Unfortunately, you'll never be able to fix your shitty personality and low IQ. In the realm of failure, you win.

>>8941902
>God forbid axe

Last time someone thought my asthma was a haha funny joke, they sprayed this in a hallway I walked through and I had a fucking seizure. Probably the most poisonous substance they sell in stores.

>>8941909
Ugh...sorry to hear that. People tend to blow off allergies and asthma like they're made up. I guess they've never seen someone have to stab themselves with an Epipen to be able to breathe or have a seizure. My allergist has me carry an Epipen on me at all times, just in case. And even knowing that, people still think my asthma is no big deal. I cut one of my best friends out of my life because he wouldn't take the shit seriously. He'd make jokes about it, and when I didn't want to stand outside with him while he smoked, he'd be a total asshole about it. Not worth the trouble, told him to fuck off.

>>8941959
They won't take me seriously and give me a pen. They just think I want epinephrine or other uppers. Fucking joke, the US hospital/doctor game.

>>8941978
Have you been to a pulmonary allergist? Try and get a recommendation from your primary physician for one, so you can get in easy. That's how I got one, and he gave me the whole battery of allergy tests (took over 2 weeks to do them all and get results), but now I know exactly what I'm allergic to, and after my catch-up appointment next week, they're going to mix an allergy serum for my shots. The shots take a long time (2 a week for months and months) but once you complete them, your allergies are gone.

>>8942012
Gone?
I just want to go to the dollar store without a seizure, whatever this newfangled shot is, I'll look into it.

Breakfast sammich (bread, an egg, a thin ham slice and chedder) 8 hours ago, two cups of hot lipton tea throughout the day, going to go home and make something, probably venison soup again.

>>8938283
>bacon sandwich
>three mini Kit Kats
>an apple
>2 oranges
>packet of crisps
I've physically lifted over 200 45kg rolls of fabric today. So I didn't have time to eat properly

>>8938283
ramen with squid, bokchoi, and egg

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ana only on this board for comfort

>>8938283
>breakfast
Two fried eggs on an English muffin
>lunch
Sushi

>>8942150
>eating 51 carrots

How?

>>8938889
What's your height?
>>8942157
51 baby carrots. That's around a fifth of a pound. It's not that much.

Two fried eggs with cheddar cheese
Two mcdoubles with a small chocolate shake
A candy bar

>>8942157
that's a counter for calories, anon

>>8938283
Wings and fries, 2 Four Loko, pint of Fireball.

>>8942163
Oh baby carrots. Got it.

>>8942170
t. frat bro from 2009

>>8938283
nothing, because I'm not fat
will eat nothing today
will eat nothing tomorrow
will eat nothing on thursday
I'll eat 1 small meal friday

>>8942163
>>8942171

see

>>8942165

at the top is my calorie budget which I fail to even hit most days. I had one carrot that was 51 calories.

>>8942190
51 calories?
You fatso.

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>>8942184
I am pretty fat

>>8942186
Are you alright there, Anon?

>>8941644
Stroganoff made on sausage, with noodles (we were out of rice).

Fried the rest of the sausage for dinner today, with 3 minute macaroni.

>>8942186
>hungry skeleton

a pear
a pork chop with potatoes, broccoli and sweetcorn.
greek yoghurt with stewed rhubarb
ham sandwich
another pear.
about 3 chocolate biscuits

6 hotdogs
cup of orange juice
water

>>8938283
32oz of soylent

>>8942805
Redpill me on soylent
I want to lose weight and I was planning on doing a water fast for a week to reset my appetite and kickstart my weight loss, but this seems better because I would get less tired. Is it worth it or is it just a meme?

>>8938283
3 yogurts.

I work as a care person to the mentally disabled. 12hr shifts. 36hrs a week aint so bad. But I usually can only grab what I can in the fridge before comin to work.

Girl doesnt know dick about cooking. So days off I make the dinners and whatnot.

A boring, normal, plain existance pretty much. Run of the mill.

>>8938283
breakfast: macdonald. generous jack, large fries, large fanta, ketchup and mayo.

dinner: made something. steak with mushrooms and cream sauce, brocoli sauté in salted butter, steamed potatoes, vanilla soya milk.

>>8942999
>falling for the fasting jew
Just count your calories and drink lots of coffee, it kills your appetite

>>8938538
5 miles a week is nothing.

>>8942495
what the fuck is 3 minute macaroni

Hashbrowns and some leftover pork for breakfast, cooking up some chili right now for lunch. Might make carbonara for dinner.

>>8944749
Dry elbow pasta that takes 3 minutes to boil.

It's like $1/kg and goes with lots of things. Probably a bit light in nutrients, and it's nowhere near as nice as fresh pasta, but it works.

It's great for Mac & Cheese given that it's inherently a cheap Basic Bitch kind of dish.

>>8944907
Strange, I never heard of that. Even the macaroni that comes in a box of mac 'n' cheese still takes normal 8 to 11 min. pasta times to cook.

A crossaint and a bar of chocolate.
Currently preparing some foccacio.

>>8944907
"Light in nutrients"
Except for the chemicals that the FDA dumps in, amirite? Nutrition? Right?

So far
Oatmeal with brown sugar
Sweet and Salty popcorn (I thought it was normal corn, shit was gross)
Bologna sandwich to wash that disgusting corn away, w/lettuce and pickles

May cook a turkey burger for dinner.

a box of stuffing
3 kool aid red jammers
packet of welshs fruit snacks
2 hotdogs
water

Microwaved sweet potato, leftover peas, and one fried egg

Had a mini ice cream sandwich awhile ago

>>8945294
1) Not American
2) The FDA doesn't manufacture anything

a box of macaroni and cheese and like half a gallon of water.

2 free bagels and a dick
Not necessarily in that order. Or at the same time.

>>8938283
Granola with dark chocolate milk and a scoop of unflavored whey protein when i woke up.
Half a kit kat with my mid morning coffee.
Steak & salad for lunch.

>>8938603
Who dat? She is really cute.

Just ate two hot links with mayo and drank aldi ultra white, water.

Lunch was a poke bowl with ahi shoyu, 2 scoop rice and mac salad, and chili pineapple.

>>8938283
I need sauce on that qt.

>>8938283
A cheesecake brownie bar and a raspberry pie bar both from Shapiro's
Some Jarlsburg cheese dip with bacon and chive, with seed crackers

A "grilled cheese" with smoked blue cheese, sharp cheddar, pear, and turkey sandwich on flaxseed bread

Later tonight I will have nachos with chorizo queso dip, carnitas, mexican crema, avocado, tomato, onion, cilantro, and roasted jalapeno

Breakfast:
Black coffee
Internal screaming

Lunch:
Basmati rice
Mild spicy zuccini omelette

Dinner:
Fried leftover rice with soy sauce
about 200g of chicken

Nothing. I'm fasting until Saturday. Kill me.

>>8942999

Don't listen to this nigger
>>8944126

Fasting is, without doubt, the best thing I've done for my own weight loss. I had a difficult relationship with my food, and after I made a habit of fasting regularly, I was much better able to control what I ate. I managed to lose 50lbs in 2015, and another 15 in 2016. I unhestiatingly credit it to fasting; if you want to do better but you feel like you always just cave and eat shitty, you should fast.

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>tried to make fried rice
>it came out tasting like dick
>remembered that I can't cook
>currently crying myself to sleep because I can't do anything right

>>8938283
2 liters of slime, my own body weight in regret

>>8938283
1 cup of coffee
small bowl of pasta salad
some shitty sandwich that was cream cheese, onion, roma tomato with a slice of cheese
been working on a can of coke for a few hours

>>8950032
Make a grilled cheese and some soup to sad sack

Pancake for breakfast with a glass of freezing cold milk

Reheated 1/2 slab of ribs with mashed potatoes for lunch

Some fruit and nuts for dinner with aloe vera juice

>>8950032
How do you fuck up fried rice? Put some garlic and oil in a pan, throw in the fucking rice, add whatever vegetables and tiny pieces of meat you want, and toss it around for a while. Add some soy sauce, mirin, and sake if you feel like it. It's the easiest fucking thing in the world to make. It's easier than cooking plain white rice.

Three fingernail clippings
A stick of spearmint gum
A booger

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>>8938656
>satay
Good taste. Can't say the same about your pic tho.

Egg noodles with corn and mayo because it's all I had. I'm about to have some more corn with mayo because fuck it, it's not that bad.

>>8950630
I didn't know that you needed to precook the rice.

I just threw dry rice in the pan with the oil. It was awful.

3 scrambled eggs with pepper and some salsa

an apple

2 cups of oatmeal with a lot of butter, a bit of clove, a lot of cinnamon, and honey. fuck yes.

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3 dumplings
2 pieces of banana bread
8 gummy bears
cold noodles
an almond (unactivated)

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>>8950680
>I didn't know that you needed to precook the rice.
>I just threw dry rice in the pan with the oil. It was awful.
Holy shit you might actually be retarded. Even a nigger knows how to cook rice better than you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41euBDfYeG0

>>8950680
Oh god

>>8950693
There's no shame in that. Ainsley is an exceptional negro and a credit to his people.

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>>8950680

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Granola w/ cashew milk
A banana
Half a sandwich from Wawa
Two beers
Three Vicodin

>>8950622
Gayyyyyy
HOMOOOOO

I had a bowl of cereal about 20 hours ago.

>cerela plus a bowl of milk
>large cup of tea
>half a litre of water