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i need to get drunk right now this very instant, but...
>it has to be very inexpensive.
>it has to be available at most retailers.
>it has to be very low in calories.
>it has to be clear / non colored.
iit can contain no sugar or sweeteners.
>it must come in a bottle (no cans, bags or boxes).
wat do
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cheapest vodka at any store
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>>8930066
Skinny Girl vodka might do the trick. It's only 20% though so you might as well just bite the bullet and drink normal vodka.
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>this very instant
sorry bud I was too late
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>>8930066
snort everclear
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>>8930083
What else is there to recommend? Fancy moonshine?
>inexpensive
>everywhere
>"low" in calories
>no sugar
>clear
>in a bottle
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>>8930105
this might be the answer. i can get powdered alcohol from a guy at my fabric store. thanks anon, you are a genius.
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>it has to be very low in calories.
You don't get any calories at all if you take a liquor enema
Bypasses your liver though so have fun getting alcohol poisoning from a tube up your butt
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>>8930132
What the fuck is powdered alcohol? Ethanol is a liquid at STP, that's something entirely different, dumbass.
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Butt chug a shot of everclear
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>>8930516
powdered alcohol is just capsulated alcohol
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