>need dino tendies >no microwave >oven to dirty, cant

Take a picture of your kitchen and post it.

>>8924791
CLEAN YOUR STOVE

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>remember i own no plates
>find a pizza box
>going to enjoy tendies

>>8924812
I detest you.

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>forgot i dont own a table
>go outside and find a chair
>nice two milk crates too

Need them tendies

Shit too much sodium need a drink.

>>8924833

Dude what the FUCK? How destitute are you?

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>thirst quenched

>>8924833
lol, is that a wire or a root?

Is this an art project

>>8924833
depressing

>>8924865
>ketchup and mustard stored upside down
this is the most triggering thing you have posted so far

>>8924865
>>8924874
posted too soon. kys already bud do everyone a favor.

>>8924875
theyre right side up, though, cant you fucking read

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>>8924791
>>8924812
>>8924833
>>8924865

topkek

>>8924878
stop

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No, this is good. I like this.
Op, please post more.

>>8924875
>storing your ketchup and mustard in antichrist position
>the right way

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>>8924791
>>8924812
>>8924833
>>8924865
Put me in the screen cap redditfag!

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A guest has arrived! Time to make a fancy meal.

>it's another op reposts images he found at reddit episode

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>>8924923
Well i better break out the fine china

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Oats

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>>8924865

Did you already finish your tendies?

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Need some tuna.

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Oat tuna

>>8924955
holy fuck my sides this pantry

>>8924955
Why is your house so empty OP? Are you just moving in it or something?

>>8924954
Yeah they were good i burnt them though. Heat was too high

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>>8924955

Nigga what the fuck? You okay?

I kind of used to live like this, desu
I slept on an air mattress and had no other furniture, but I had just left abusive home and they couldn't find me, was the first time I felt real joy
probably helped that i got free food from work

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Found some fish

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Pan nice and hot

>>8924978
How does it look OP?

>>8924791
how fucking high are you?

>>8924901
KITTY!

>>8924983
OP pls...

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>>8924977
I too enjoy the fine life

>>8925010
Do you have a basement?

>>8925010
>he has sheets on his floor mattress
>no bloodstains

this reminds me of that guy who had a 2nd house and would just trash the shit out of it and cook weird stuff.

what was his name? misao? masao? i gotta find those videos again later.

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Wa la!

holy fuck can we help you somehow

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Do you own Salt or Pepper

Do you need an adult

>>8925021
masaoHF
he's genuinely insane and also a hoarder

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The meal was a hit!

>>8925028
Nice! What's with the hanging wire?

people that live like this should not be allowed to own pets or at least be monitored regularly, as it jeopardizes an innocent animals life

>>8925021
Masaokis

He moved some time after making his original videos, I don't think he actually had two homes

>>8925028
I feel bad for your cat

>>8925030
There was a wall there with a bookshelf built into it. On one of the shelves there was a lamp which was connected to that wire.

>>8925038
I found her outside my home. She comes and goes as she pleases

>>8925049
well thats a relief.
She looks pretty healthy so shes probably a neighbors, dont fucking poison her with your shitty food though

>>8925049
Just like every pussy ever...

>>8925051
Whats wrong with my cooking?

this guy is definitely a heroin addict

good job OP one day i wish to be half the man you are

>>8925076
Thank you sir. Ill return with another cook along thread

>>8924833
>>8924812
>>8924791
>>8924865
>>8924901
>>8924934
>>8924944
>>8924955
>>8924959
>>8924978
>>8924983
>>8925010
>>8925022
>>8925028

do eurofags actually live like this?

>all these underaged faggots shocked poor people exist

>>8924955
this thread is surreal af, is this an art project?

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>>8924955

Heya OP, do you have a job? Which country are you in?

>>8924833
Looks like modern art.

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Who are you going to kill or who are you stalking

a master class, OP, thank you

>>8925218
>4chan filename
nice try bucko

>>8925022
Is that cat food?

>>8924859

>destitute

OP has tendies, pop, electricity, internets and a kitty. what more does a man need?

>>8924833
Shit, are you my neighbor?

>>8924875
>Having to masturbate the keptchup bottle every time you buy some chips

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>>8925107
no, but Americans do

>>8925651
Yes its is. Meow mix

>>8925030
>>8925028
>Nobody notices a section of the wall is missing

>>8924791
Is your house and life just a series of memes?

You're making me sad, OP.

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u feeling alright

>>8925717
>not keeping your wanking hand in tip top wanking shape

>>8925060
please OP, I will give you (You)'s for more photos of your manor

you'd better not be feeding that cat the onion and garlic in your ketchup you fucking nightmare of a person

>>8925107
There are many indications in the photos that OP is in America.

how do you call your cat ? also keep posting your cat.

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>>8925990
Yes
>>8926108
If the thread is up later ill cook some more food
>>8926136
Im not sure where she is. I think she is sleeping outside

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you better be taking care of thatt cat properly you disgusting piece of shit

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>>8925030
Strategically placed for post dinner suicide

>>8926191
Dear lord what kind of paint thinner do you sniff in the morning to end up like this

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This thread will go down as one of /ck/'s masterpieces

>>8925682
judging by these photos a job

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>>8925742
WHY CAN'T THESE BE STANDARDIZED

>>8925983
These images have fucking layers my sides.

>>8926291
>14 competing standards
>introduce new standard
>15 competing standards
this is how (((they))) win

You a good op.

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Cat in box

>>8926402
кoт в кopoбкe

>>8924791
>>need dino tendies
No, you don't.

>>no microwave
>>oven to dirty, cant use it house would fill with smoke

That's fine, deep frying works better anyway.

>>have a frying pan and found a bowl

Fail 100%

What the fuck is this thread lol

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>this thread

what in the fuck is this

>>8926549
tendies and a cat.

Canada pls

What is this thread doing?

>>8926219
he already said it wasn't his cat, looks like a stray but a healthy stray so it probably gets fed and taken care of by the neighborhood
I have 2 cats like that in my neighborhood, they're really sweet and we all do our part to make them comfortable. I put out my old water and food feeders and refill them whenever I need to, one neighbor gives them treats all the time and their kids play with and pet them (which of course I do too) and my other neighbor even set up this whole sleeping area on her porch, they always go there when its raining

op cook more

Tell us you're just doing renovation in a house and this is not actually your place

>>8926611
Im about to leave soon any suggestions? Ill pick something up.

>>8926659
Bake a cake OP

>>8926659

cheeseburger

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Lunch hack

>>8926681
>>8926685

i know what i'm having for dinner

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>>8926681
>>8926685
>>8926688
sico

>>8926291
afaik the 3 europe ones are compatible

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This thread

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best thread on 4chan right now

Ok seriously OP do you have a mental condition or are you just a drug addict it has to be either or, this is not normal human behavior

>>8926756
I assume he's about to move out or just moved in and is just having fun with it, if not, god save his poor soul

>>8926758

the condition of that apartment (broken walls, years of stains, dust) tells me that he has most likely lived here like this for a while.

OP i like your style keep it up

>>8925265
>he doesn't have it set to all uploaded images renamed to random 4chan filenames
embarassing

>>8925742
Denmark is so happy

I hope this guy is actually rich and he just has a wing of his mansion set up like some meth head squatting in an abandoned house and he uses his money and free time to make strange threads on obscure image boards.

>>8924791
The hell is up with that stove?

Anon, this is the best thing I've seen all week.
I am genuinely grateful to you.

I feel like i've seen this house before
you've posted here before havent you OP

>>8926887
Living the life desu

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>>8925028
comedy gold

>>8926922
Dried up bits from nissin yakisobas.
Don't ask me how I know this.

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>>8926681
>>8926685
>>8926688

i'm sad now

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OP pls

God has forsaken us.

this is why I come to /ck/

what the fuck man

>>8926606
:3

Ok annonies im trying to get back home now. I think we are gonna bake a cake. Any more suggestions?

>>8927560
mom's spaghetti

>>8927568
Ok anon

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>>8927560
>Any more suggestions?
Get your shit together

>>8927591
Is she /our girl/, /ck/?

>>8927560
vorschmack

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Go Go OP

>>8927560
OP, do you need help? Is there any way we can help you?

>>8927560
Make some pancakes too! With chocolate chips

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>>8927596
No, this is.

>>8927596
No, some 19 year sarcastic guy with power of wendys twitter is not "our girl"

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Ok so cirst we going to make this cake here

>>8926291
Americans are too scared they'll electrocute themselves

>Water
>oil
>egg

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>>8927753

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>>8927732

Oh fuck please no more

>>8927761
fuck u faggot, op keep going this thread is gold

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>>8927766
>404 no wisk found

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>>8927791

Cakin

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>>8924791
OP here is some inspiration, curtsey of Michele Obama

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>>8927802

>>8927791
Nice!

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>>8927808

>>8927808
Beautiful.

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>>8927664
I want to feed Pochaco and rub her belly while resting my head on her massive tits

>>8927808
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuck. Its like watching a chicken hatch without it's egg.

>>8927802
>>8927808
>>8927826
OP do you drink or do any drugs?

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>>8927808

>>8927808
this cake is gonna be so moist

>>8927826
>it's egg
Anon many things have triggered me in this thread
But I expect my urchins to be at least a /little/ noble

it's is short for "it is"
its is possessive, you use it to show something belongs to someone else (in this case, the egg to the chicken)

Reflect on your sins

>>8926887
If I had lots of money that's what I'd do.

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>>8927836

>many things triggered me
>let me tell you how to live

Fuck off cumdumpster. Go nag in another thread.

what the fuck niggers

>>8926887

Looks like he's renovating a tax foreclosed home he's purchased and crashing there. I've actually done that exact same thing. I did buy throw-away BigLots furniture like a loveseat and bed for the room I was sleeping in.

>>8924791

Stay humble OP.

>>8927840
yeah, we don't need you around here policing peoples posts!

monitoring this thread

If any of you want to eat depression in food form, go get a box of Walmart brand mac and cheese.

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>this thread

>>8926685
I don't know if this what William Sandwich was imagining when he invented the sandwich.

>>8927808
el Estado UnidENSE señores

>>8927883

>muh oppression

Your micro-accusations are alarming.

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>this fucking thread

Go OP!

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>>8927791

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>>8927791

>>8926681
>not ketchup

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>>8924812
>>8924791
>Not having dino tnedies in shapes like a brachiosaurus for super crispy neck and tail parts
>why even bother

>>8927974
The world doesn't take tendies seriously enough. Tendie revolution when?

>>8924791
See, this is the kind of shit that I come to /ck/ for.

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>>8927808

>>8927987
nobody cares why you come to /ck/ you fag

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>mfw this whole thread

Best thread on 4chan

BY FAR

>>8927808
What's going on here?

>>8927808
I don't know whether to hope you oiled the pan or not.

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>>8928009
OP is baking a cake. Duh

>>8927746
The circle ones look unsafe. Like the plugs could just slip out at anytime due to the smoothness of the circles.

>>8926291
There was a proposed standard for Europe calleld ype N, which looks very similar to Type J which is used in Switzerland but in the end the only country that actually adopted it was BRAZIL

>>8927826
How's it looking now?

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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAKE OP?

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I think his house burned down

>>8928072
I think that already happened lmao

>>8928077
Kek

>>8924891
dat hoyer lift tho

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YOU'RE the one who is a fag!

>>8926191
Your life while horrid has a layer of coziness and simplicity. Like you've given up on everything, but you're okay with it.

Keep posting.

>>8928072

His cake didn't rise and it was the final straw. Suicide. Looks like the kind of house you would expect to find a badly decomposed body hanging in.

>>8928094
Who is this semen demon?

>the chick hatched without its shell and ate op
godspeed you magnificent bastard

>>8928137
That was the true purpose of the cord we saw in one of the photos.

>>8928144
looked like a root to me

>>8928151
root, cord

all OP needed was intent and means

>>8928144

Probably the previous resident.

>>8925028
Notice that bleach at the bottom...is this place a past or future crime scene?

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i-is anon still breathing ?

I came for the tendies, but I stayed for the outcome!

>>8924962
he's either a squatter or remodeling.

>Diogenes the fucking thread

bravo OP

bravo

>>8928202
this anon's life is a meme, diogenes was a meme himself, big difference.

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I wanna see the cake

le cake is a meme, op ascended to the memeiverse

>OP bought a former crack den
>starts cleaning it up and getting it ready for a renovation
>has some fun while at it pretending to be a poorfag
>former crack den inhabitants show up and murder him
and this is why you don't buy property in niggerville no matter how cheap.

>>8928230
I just want to know how the cake turned out god dammit. This is killing me.

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>>8927808
It's a pan cake

A literal pan cake

Funfetti pan cake

>no cake yet

come on, Oh Pee

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>>8927808
IS THE CAKE DONE YET?!

>>8928234
This

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OP is kill
press F to pay respects

>>8928306
the cat is currently eating his corpse

>>8928234
Go try it yourself, that's like $3 worth of ingredients

I NEED to know how that cake turned out. Did OP burn down his mansion?

It's nice to stumble upon another man of culture

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come back op

>>8925028
show me the liter box

i won't give up on you

>>8927808
clean your fucking oven

Never let this thread die.

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Op is dead

>>8928915
Lucky bastard.

>>8924833
>publix

you live in GA or FL?

>/pol/ack who has only been browsing /ck/ for a week
>see this thread

This is my new main board.

>>8926191
what happened to all of the monsters and mt. dew in your fridge
how did that pizza get there
why is there after sun lotion in the fridge

>>8927808
WALA

>>8926606
this is cozy

>>8928927
>>8928927
Yeah, I can never leave /ck/ for too long.

>>8924868
i dont even know what would be worse

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>>8926191
>pizza
>/ck/ smeared in what I can only assume (or hope) is ketchup

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Im sorry anons i suddenly had to leave but the cake worked!.

It never really cooked all the way through so I just made it like scrambled eggs.Here is my scrambled funfeti cake.

Life is good.

>>8929008

"worked"

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>>8929008
>scrambled eggs

>>8929012
It is cooked and I'm enjoying my tasty cake.

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>>8929008

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>>8929008
OP delivers! Could you make some frosting to go with it?

>>8929022
Ill see what i have

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>>8929022
Ok so first we form the cake

>>8929024
I love you.

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Got some frosting mix

>>8929035
OH GOD STOP

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>>8929039

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>>8929039
>those burnt to fuck egg shells

>>8929039
Theres just so much in this one picture.
>That other pan of "eggs"

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>>8929039
what the fuck are those burnt egg shells

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>>8929043
>>8929042
>>8929039
>That melted carton

THE MORE I LOOK THE MORE I SEE

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Dash of milk.
Touch of mayo

>>8929042
There was a small fire its ok anon

>>8929035
>>8929039
>>8929046
>that prominent Nice! on the oil bottle

You're a real artist, OP.

>>8929046
Put me in the screencap for funnyjunk.

How about you show us your favourite dish after?

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Im going to start selling these, im going to be a millionare

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>>8929046
>>8929050

>>8929059
Lets put this on a tray

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>>8929058
how horrifying

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>>8929059

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>>8929058
Eat it nia

>>8929062
In a little under four hours of time you manged to light eggs on fire, congratulations on attaining a fraction of the level of cooking prowess that Masao has.

OP wanted some form of cake but only had a pan to cook with but didn't think to make pancakes.

Sometimes I have to remind myself this is a cooking board

>>8929071
I wanted funfeti.

I wanted all the funfeti.

>>8929081
I love you op, hope you enjoy your cake.

i think you're lying about your dirty oven.

got any proof?

This thread is gold

>>8929095
No. I had a problem in tue oven and had to put cleaner in it. Maybe ill bake something in the future.

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>>8929107
Forgot pic

>>8929107
Did you try to stick your head in?

>>8929112
I made some chicken and i suddendly had to leave for a month, leaving my chicken behind.

>>8929116
>leaving a fucking chicken for a month in the oven

>>8929118
And women sometimes forget they have tampons in their vag, it happens ok?

>>8924791
clean oven. not genius. oven spray doesnt cost more than the tendies
> spray on, turn on oven, wipe off: not rocket science...
microwave: if you want chicken to taste like rubber.

How's your bathroom like, OP?

>>8927997
Sick burn

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>>8929121

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>>8929107
>small problem

Considering the state of this man's life imagine what qualifies as a "problem".

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>>8929124
There is a cat in my tub

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>>8926297
Underrated.

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>>8929131
fuck op you never cease to amaze

>>8929131
Wait are there two different cats that come and go?

We have some kind of eccentric keeper of cats on our hands.

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>>8925742
>Australia's
>the pic is upside-down
I see what you did there

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>>8929137
I was amazed too. I should stop leaving my door open

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>>8929144
Yes there are lots of stray cats here.

Holy shit I think I laughed, cried and lost my sides because of this whole thread.

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>>8929152
Op you're in a class of your own.

>>8929152

I see you're a fan of The Far Side, OP.

Excellent choice. What's your favorite?

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>>8929170

>>8929176
OP will you ever reveal what the truth behind this is?
Squatter, moving in, moving out?

>>8929176
I don't get it.

>>8927832
Like ur mom.

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>>8929152
>>8929164
good lord i bet that's the tuna oatmeal

>>8927915
I just tried Great Value Mac n cheese and I was pleasantly surprised to find I liked it better than the brand name stuff.

OP you seem to be quite experienced at making scrambled eggs, (i can see your technique and skills quite evident in the final cake pictures) would you be able to make a picture guide for someone at a beginner level that has never made scrambled eggs before?

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>>8929183
Thats an old picture. I made some dessert sushi

>>8929187
Better times?

>>8928960
He used the pizza box as a plate, remember?

>tfw you know OP is doing this as a joke
>but this his house is nearly exactly how I've been living for nearly a year now
The only differences are that I have a computer (but no desk, so I lay on the floor to play it), I know how to cook, and my mattress isn't a air mattress [spoiler] but it came from someone's trash, and had a piss stain on it.[/spoiler]
[spoiler] and I had to drag it home on my bike[/spoiler]
>tfw OP is parodying my life

>>8929185
Thanks anon but ill have to save that for another thread.

>>8929179
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CowTools

>>8929192
Pics or fuck off blogger

>>8929024
You're solid OP I hope nice things happen to you

>>8929164
How many have you eaten out of desperation?

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>>8929199
The bed + the stray cat I stole.

>>8929219
Are you ok anon?

>>8929219
Nice cat.

>>8929219
That's a nice cat. How are things anon?

>>8929219
very cute.
but if you can you should think about acquiring a bed frame, they are better for your back

what are you reading?

This is a high quality thread
Hope to see more great recipes OP

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>>8929219
The stain, barely visible because when I brought it home I washed it with dishsoap for like 2 hours.
Cat relocated to my pillow.

Not going to take pics of the computer because I don't want to wake up the person sleeping on my couch.

>>8929222
>>8929225
I'm alright, just wishing I had a better job.

>>8929231
Take those pictures, anon.

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>>8929226
Managed to snag a ride up to the library. They didn't have many interesting books, This is the one in my room, the other one is "The book-seller of Kabul", which is in the other room.

>>8929231
Who is sleeping on your couch?

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>>8929229
Thanks anon, i will, im glad everyone enjoyed the thread.

>>8929236
He gave me 50 bucks to let him sleep here tonight, so I don't want to wake him up.

>>8929243
My sister's brothers friend. I think he is a drug dealer, but money is money.

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>>8929224
Have another, he just fell asleep.
Only had him a few weeks, took him to the vet because he was laying in the road and glaring around like he hated the world. Turned out he had a kidney stone and couldn't piss. I paid for his shit to be fixed because >iktf, took him in and now he lives the good life of eating wet catfood and lounging around on my bed.

>>8929248
your sisters brothers friend? so your friend?

>>8929261
Meant boyfriend's friend.
>implying any of us have friends beyond each other

>>8929260
Thats nice of you anon. The previous picture is my cats at the vet. They got their shots and some worm medication.

>>8929131
post bathroom pics based Op

>>8924923
>>8924934
c u c k e d

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>>8929187
>>8929231
ebin thread op my small dog does that too see ya around hope you get a better job

>>8929272
I'm glad you're okay OP, I was worried for a second

>>8926762
<Watches Sherlock once

>>8929039
what th fuck happened, this is /fit/ as fuck lol

This is the most beautiful thread I've seen in months. I love you OP, never change.

#tendies

>>8924955
What the hell

inscreen me in the cludecap

Is this performance art?