>that split second right after you crack an egg and think

>>8922936
then don't reply, loser.

>that several seconds where you use the shell to dig little fragments of shell out of your cracked egg

Why am I such a failure?

>>8923053
Wow. You have utterly failed at reading comprehension. You have failed with the drive and determination most apply to success.

>>8923064
I only skim 4chan posts. I won't apply any effort to shitposting.

Have fun exerting all your daily energy into an anime white supremacist hugbox.

>>8923064
Achewood reference?

>>8923046
It's ok anon, you're in good company here

>>8923145
:)

>>8922910
I shake them a little before cracking them, that way I can confirm the egg contains liquids and not bones.

Crack eggs into bowls if using them in a recipe. That way you can check for blood spots and other gross shit.

>>8922910
I don't waste my time on such menial pleb tasks

>>8923512
Haha, upvoted. :-)