First time poster on this board How do I get fat and see results

Consume more calories than you use...

>>8920918
if you want fast and cheap, chug cooking oil

Started bulking, and find it a lot easier to consume calories by making shakes.

Bumbity bumb

Milk, bread and rice for bulking.

>>8920918
Find a high calorie food.
Eat too much of it.

Eat a pizza everyday.

>>8921388
Eat pizza every day what am I rich
Pizza over here costs €5-€20
>>8921386
Bread is actually useless especially white bread

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I got fat my senior year of high school by eating lunch at the cafeteria, then getting a BK Double Stacker on the way home, and then eating dinner. I combined this with drinking around 25 Cokes a week. I had gotten expelled from my previous high school where I was on the baseball team the year before, and didn't try out at my new one, so there was also a drastic decline in physical activity for me. Not that difficult. Move less, eat more, drink soft drinks.

Eat normal. And gomad: galon of milk a day. Easy to add up pounds

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>>8921407
25 cokes a week
What are you a fucking retard
Max soft drinks I drink per week is 1 or 2
Don't want to fuck up my kidneys shit I dink water every single day.
I don't want to die young

>>8921414
To be true I have never in my life dark milk
I'll try to drink for a week then just forget and leave it
Shit in high school I have never ever drank milk
Forgot it even existed

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>>8921436
You're a very smart and handsome boy anon. Thank you for pointing out that my advice on how to be unhealthy is unhealthy.