Does anyone else not actually eat sunflower seeds? I just suck

>>8915564
>I just suck on them until they stop tasting like anything then spit them out.

I thought I was the only one who did this.

>>8915564
No. That's just dumb. You don't get the catharsis that is crunching into the kernel after opening the shell

maybe stop being a fuckin nancy and eat unflavored sunflower seeds

>>8915564
>>8915593
I enjoy the cruchyness of them too

>>8915564
The fat useless autists are out in force today

>>8915654
>im fat because I dont eat something

lmao ok

>>8915564
I used to eat them she'll and all.

Peanuts too.

Might as well just eat salt and cut out the middle man.

>>8915564
I...too...like to suck on things that taste salty.

I'm talking about dicks.

>>8915721
I used to eat sunflower seed and shell, but I learned fast that it will shred your ass.

>>8915564
>>8915574
>>8915820
fags

>>8915848
lol what? ive never had my ass shredded

There are seven billion fucking people on this planet, you are NEVER the only one, faggot

>>8915981
Not yet.

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>>8916083

This.

For years I ate the shell and all during Little League games and never had an issue. I guess I just chewed them enough. One day in college I was snacking on some seeds and I guess I was too involved in my studies and wasn't chewing it up enough and when I went to take a shit it was bleeding and agony.

>pic related

>>8915981
RIP to anon's soon to be shredded asshole