>Live with Italian girls, both qts but one of them is extra

>>8914287
>Bolognese
>ketchup
You are.

You deserved it you fuck

>>8914287

>lives with women you're not married to

Enjoy the eventual rape accusation.

having ketchup in the first place was your error

>>8914291
>>8914296
It's a guilty pleasure, kinda like those people who eat Spam meat with Cheddar.

I'm a good person, I didn't deserve this.

>>8914287
>ketchup
>pasta
I hope you get the eviction notice soon you fucking animal

>>8914287
>add ketchup because no tomato sauce
you could have prevent your mistake if you have done a proper mis en place

>>8914306
>accusation

>>8914287
Just go ahead and kill yourself OP. Do something that benefits the world for a change.

Just ask her to cook for you because you obviously can't do it yourself. Repay her with a good dicking.

>>8914589
Do this
Explain that you ran out of tomatoe sauce and ask her if she can show you how to cook it better next time
Make sure you have a bottle of wine in the kitchen

>>8914589
>>8914628
She's a total idiot too, but it's kinda like an idiot finding out you did something stupid like investing in Bitcoin shit.

>>8914632
>investing in bitcoin is stupid
>bitcoin is now over 1700 usd per coin

nocoiners buttmad

>>8914287
I'll take things that didn't happen for $600 Alex

>>8914639
Don't be silly, bro.

>>8914647
Don't be autistic, "pal".

>>8914334
>I'm a good person, I didn't deserve this
>guilty pleasure
you did derserve it, and you know you did

>>8914628
do what he said. make sure its good wine.

>>8914331
underrated post

dude girls love bad boys, you'll be smashing in no time trust me brah

>>8914331
I keep it for company.

(But sometimes put it on a burger)

>>8915217
And bolognese

>>8915268
And steak.

>>8914628
Anon don't do this. It works and you don't deserve it.
Fucking ketchup in your pasta... what's next, pineapple on your pizza?
Unironically kys

>>8915312
Im trying to get him some cute italian pussy and improve his cooking

>>8915388
I'm being ironic

>>8914334
people eat that?? on purpose???

>>8914287
>>Live with Italian girls, both qts but one of them is extra qt
>>Was making some Bolognese pasta
>>She walks in
>>I'm pouring some ketchup on it because I like the sweetness and because I ran out of tomato sauce
>>She is horrified, gives me an appalled look
>>Leaves

Be careful OP. This is how the Amanda Knox story started.

75% chance you don't live through the night.

>>8915403
You spelled "moron" wrong

>>8915822
Spam is delicious, cunt.
Never been to Hawaii?

>>8914502
Kek