If you were on death row, what would your last meal be? I would

>>8912549
white women. sheeeeeeeeeit.

>>8912549

KFC biscuits, 3 or so scoops of strawberry ice-cream and a plate of poutine.

>>8913188

also im trans

Reuben on pumpernickel with sauerkraut, thousand island, and swiss. Serve with ma's homemade potato salad and a wheat beer. For dessert, a scoop of pistachio ice cream.

I'll have a cigarette at the end, if they still allow it. Firing squad too, not convulsing on a table being pumped with chemicals.

>>8912549
Sushi, lobster and other seafood with a champagne

all the deep fried shit I can shove down my throat, just to die of a heart attack before the execution
your move, mr. Lawman

Nothing
Just kill me already faggots
If you take too long I will tear my own throat open with a fingernail
Would rather kill myself than leave it in the state's hands

Medium rare prime rib with twice baked potatoes and a glass of nice Cabernet Sauvignon. Dark chocolate raspberry cheesecake served with coffee for desert.

File: 1491254097038.jpg (206KB, 550x745px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 550x745px

>>8913205
>thousand island
>not Russian dressing
wut

File: s_cm_01_022.jpg (80KB, 1085x1085px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 1085x1085px

Chicken tartare, but only if I'm getting the electric chair

Have fun cleaning up the mess and smell ya fucks

>>8913205

They don't allow any alcohol, nor tobacco...most states that still offer a 'last meal' now also have a max value of $20 for the food...

And no firing squad for you...for now...

>>8913279
Joke is on you, your last meal is actually a day before the actual execution for just this reason.

>>8913279
All of them usually get some kind of "cloth tampon".

>>8913275
Just looked up russian dressing, never heard of it because murika. Sounds awesome

A burger with fries and a coke

Guillotine for death please

>>8912549
Well i dont have death row in my country (although we have pro sharia laws lmao) but i bet id order a bunch of nice shit and get full to quickly.

>>8913353
I would choose differently, but man do I respect the pure simplicity of your choices.

>>8913352
it was apparently created in New Hampshire, shits wild son

Two pints of mint chocolate chip ice-cream.

> no booze or smokes

Truly cruel and unusual punishment

>>8913352
get out you stupid self hating faggot

>>8912549
Deathcap mushrooms sauteed in a garlic butter sauce.

Aspic

>>8913315
Wtf, if you kill me, let me atleast have one last beer and a pipe of some random tobacoo.

Also, i want Schnitzel and Spätzle. Also a little bit of mint Icecream.

File: Screenshot_2017-05-09-03-53-14.png (363KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

363KB, 720x1280px

>>8913275
I thought they were the same thing, must be a regional thing

>>8913315
What a terrible world we live in

3 big macs and the rest in ben jerrys ice creams

>>8913353
This

>>8913352
I live in America and they sell it at every market I've been to, and it was fucking invented here. Don't blame other shit for your ignorance, dumbass.

Garlic, onion, black beans and laxatives.

Double bacon cheeseburger plain, a helping of seasoned french fries, two yeast rolls, country fried steak, country gravy, mashed potatoes made with the skin still on, two chicken breasts, one fried and the other grilled, and some fresh spinach.
I'd take a nice, ice cold glass of sweet tea for the beverage and a banana split for desert.

a french dip sandwich and then as many cokes as it takes to spend $20 or whatever my limit is

>>8912549
I would have
>250 chicago style chicken wings
>2 large stuffed crust pizzas with pepperoni, salami, green peppers, and jalapenos
>full plate of 2 sliced pineapples, 10 oranges, 1 watermelon, 25 cherries, 30 strawberries 2 plums, 2 peaches, 5 dragonfruit
>kfc bucket of mr. pibb
>kfc bucket of faygo red
>350 pieces of sushi
>50 large boba bubble teas
>salmo
>large t-bone steak cooked on a firewood
>baking sheet full of mac n cheese
>kfc bucket of mcdonalds sweet tea
>30 containers of mini m&m's
>5 cucumbers sliced, rines on
>pbj no crust
>10 crab legs
>10 lobster tails
>playboy magazine to beat it 1 last time

>>8913967
Also
>250 crawdads

>>8912549
Chicken piccata with extra sauce and capers.

>>8913352
It's literally just ketchup+mayo
t. russian

I heard some guy asked for a bible as his last meal and he legit ate it.
Too lazy to sauce and verify

> nobody dumping pics of last meals

>>8915429
wrong

File: cakes_horizontal_zebracakes-yvqu4d.png (415KB, 858x429px) Image search: [Google]

415KB, 858x429px

A whole box and pot of hot black coffee

>>8913352
Its not a real Ruben without Russian dressing

A quality ribeye, a few rolls of sushi, onion rings, a small bowl of spaghetti Bolognese, either a slice of Kahlua fudge cake or a bowl of bananas foster, and for my drink I'd have two bottles of Virgils root beer. Tall order? Hell I don't know but those are some of my favorite foods that I'd like in a meal. And if I had that I'd also probably get a cup of a fiber supplement and water just to clear me better.

Whole slab of BBQ ribs, mac & cheese, coleslaw, potato salad, corn bread, sweat tea and strawberry lemonade mixed together, cheese cake and ice cream for dessert.

>>8913315
Sometimes the attorney (if you have one) will buy the meal to avoid the price cap.

File: 20170128_120800-1122x1300.jpg (276KB, 1122x1300px) Image search: [Google]

276KB, 1122x1300px

Just a monster ultra red please

>>8912549
Chick fil a sandwich, waffle fries, lemonade, and a peach shake.

>>8915887
>sweat tea and strawberry lemonade mixed together
yum

>>8915975
>that last sip

>>8916027
Haha nice

>>8915975
S I P P B O I S

File: carygrant ha.jpg (14KB, 236x339px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 236x339px

>>8913967
>pbj
>no crust

A perfectly cooked garlic smothered steak, Kfc mash and gravy, funyuns, fried Wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds, my grandmas chocolate snowflake cookies, a klondike and a speculoos ben and jerry ice cream pint.

>>8916027

5/5

File: 1363562023942.jpg (33KB, 433x334px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 433x334px

Half a dozen pork chops, a tub of potato salad, beef lo mein, a gallon of milk, and a bottle of Ex-Lax
>coroner's face when

>>8913430
Found the serial killer

as much bulk brown rice they can buy with 20 bucks but that not what im eating in thos bags of rice i want the guards to dump all the brown rice in my cell and within all the brown rice there will be one single grain of white rice i will have till the time of my execution to find it and eat it also during that time the guards can shoot me with rubber bullets

File: me_irl29.png (494KB, 454x884px) Image search: [Google]

494KB, 454x884px

A big fat unwashed juicy uncut cock desu

File: 1491491612099.jpg (17KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 400x400px

>>8912549
A cheeseburger, two fries, a handful of pistachio nuts, and shrimp alfredo with a Pepsi.


A simple meal for a simple man.

1. Elvis sandwich (peanut butter, bananas, bacon, fried in a pan with a ton of butter)
2. Steak and fried eggs (runny yolks)
3. Cabbage rolls
4. Greek salad
5. Apple pie and vanilla ice cream

File: 1492338050454.jpg (54KB, 640x458px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 640x458px

A giant plate of shellfish, that way I can anaphylaxis my way to victory.

>>8912549
I'd take a BLT and some soda.
Is it possible to still get a firing squad? Lethal injection has a really fucking high failure rate, like 7% or something.

>>8916858
this desu. I'd be fucking terrified of lethal injection. If I was on death row I'd probably beg them to let me kill myself or give me the firing squad or electric chair or something. being strapped down to that bed and injected with shit is absolutely horrifying to me.

>>8915484
>he fucks with zebra cakes

mein fucking nigger

>>8916889
You really should be able to choose how it gets done as long as it isn't too outlandish or at least get to pick from a few options. From what I understand lethal injection is actually pretty painful.

>>8916966
pretty sure some states do allow this

>>8916966
When it works as planned you pass out and then die. When it doesn't you are in horrible pain for the whole process.
I'd pick guillotine if it was possible.

>>8916972
Hanging is really effective if done right and its simple math. Asphyxiation with something nice and painless would be good too or that "assisted" suicide roller coaster that guy made that painlessly kills you part way through.

>>8916889
I thought they'd sedate you first.

Anyway, I'd have general tso's chicken, extra spicy with extra sauce, also extra spicy, two eggrolls, and fried rice

>>8916976
US executions 1890 - 2010
Method Number of executions Botch rate
Firing squad 34 0%
Electrocution 4,374 1.9%
Hanging 2,721 3.1%
Gas chamber 593 5.4%
Lethal injection 1,054 7.1%

I'd still pick lethal injection instead of the chair. High voltage electricity scares the shit out of me.

Olive Gardens never-ending breadsticks.

Checkmate lawman.

File: My Last Supper.jpg (45KB, 318x431px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 318x431px

>>8916976
To stay somewhat on topic I would recommend this book and its sequel. Its more last meal than death row but really nice.

>>8912549
Two boxes of fudge rounds
10 pieces of Nashville Hot
3 Large Arby's fries
A big pot of my mom's chicken and dumplings
2 two liters of cherry Dr pepper

File: 1459382656852.jpg (51KB, 480x553px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 480x553px

>>8915975

>>8912549
brioche french toast
vanilla milkshake
cheeseburger
and a bag of fuego takis

>>8916966
I'd go with firing squad

>>8916763
kek that sounds fun for the guards

>>8916985
>eat as many enriched wheat breadsticks as you want

Shalom brother, eat your vitamins. Good. Good.

File: 160px-Antisemitic_caricature_1873-1.jpg (15KB, 160x236px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 160x236px

>>8919770
Did someone mention vitamins? Good goyim.

File: he nut.jpg (146KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

146KB, 600x800px

Fucking peanut butter anything. Jars upon jars of nutty, smooth, caramel, honey, chocolate, cinnamon, and cum. Good with anything loaded with carbs and grains, also banana and cheese. I would also never stop eating a bag of PB M&M's even while getting shot. I will die with my love.

File: BigSmoke-GTASA.jpg (37KB, 291x433px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 291x433px

I'll have: two numba 9s, a numba 9 large, a numba 6 with extra dip, a numba 7, two numba 45s (one with cheese), and a large soda

File: 1445719758432.jpg (78KB, 659x506px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 659x506px

>shrimp cocktail
>aged sirloin medium rare cooked on a wood grill
>baked potato with extra butter and sour cream
>artichoke with melted butter
>crab legs with more melted butter
>some good breadsticks
>bbq chicken
>buttery smooth mashed potatoes
>fried clams
>some assorted Wingstop wings (atomic, mango habanero, garlic parmesan, and mild)
>a two liter of cherry vanilla coke with a glass of crunchy ice to pour it in
>banana cream pie and some coffee with cream just to make double sure I actually don't like coffee, and a glass of milk as a backup
>eat this while watching some golden age simpsons

I could probably eat all that too if I prepared for it

>Chicago-style Italian beef/sausage combo sandwich topped with a big helping of hot giardinera.
>5 pieces of lightly battered and fried lake perch with lemon wedges.
>Brussels sprouts sauteed with bacon and topped with parmesan and black pepper.
>baked potato with sour cream, cheddar cheese, and bacon.
>bread pudding with vanilla sauce.
>can of Cherry Coke.
>a glass of cherry limeade.
>a strawberry milkshake made with freshly macerated strawberries.

Donald Trump's cum in a jar.

50 pounds of Saffron.

>>8916816
S-sauce?

Large pizza from Mellow Mushroom. Half supreme half pepperoni and black olives.

File: 1489121678416.jpg (88KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 1024x576px

XL bowl of Chili verde
fresh tortillas
64 OZ of some local meme beer
Fresh chips

>>8916983
>not wanting to ride the lightning
cuck

>>8912549

Oysters, just like as many as they're allowed to give me.

1 kilogram of cockles and 3 litres of root beer

>>8912549
>If you were on death row
But I would never be on death row, because I'm not a criminal nigger.

File: 909.png (72KB, 277x259px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 277x259px

>>8920615

Case of mistaken identity and they logged your entire 4chan history and were allowed to use it in court as evidence of character. You never had a chance.

Now play, fag

File: whuuu.jpg (19KB, 734x356px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 734x356px

>>8920496
>pepperoni with black olives
>he knows

I would ask for the world's rarest truffle, and while theyre out looking for it, id escape

File: 1466939974436.gif (795KB, 245x168px) Image search: [Google]

795KB, 245x168px

>>8921108

just a shot glass of whiskey and coins for the ferryman

>>8912549
Cyanid, that I pay for, there is no way I would allow others to pay for and be part of my death against their will.

>>8921108
A b s o l u t e l y D a s t a r d l y

>>8920664
Thats one of my favorite topping combos and I don't get why people hate it.

>>8912549
2 bean burritos without onions from taco bell

The moment I am sentenced to death is the moment I stop eating

>>8912549
a classic prepared ortolan for starters,
then a fish banquet with sea urchin, langoustine, king crab and some oysters from Zeeland in a nice with champagne truffel tarragon sauce then to top it off with some ice cream, nothing to fancy just a few citrus flavours like bergamot, buddha's hand and mandarin covered in dark chocolate. It's kind of stuff I like to eat on an ordinary day so it probably won't be too patrician to fix me up with.

File: steakfrites.jpg (38KB, 640x478px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 640x478px

If there is no limit to cost?
2 dozen oysters with champagne (any sparkling wine)
Flatiron steak with caramelized onions and huge order of frites with a bold red wine.

>>8921697
Enjoy your force feeding with a tube like a goose for fois gras. They will make sure you stay alive so they can kill you.

File: 1493866175068.gif (502KB, 406x449px) Image search: [Google]

502KB, 406x449px

>>8921697
>"I'll take 15 years of being force-fed through my nose, please."

>>8920664
Is this some /ck/ meme or do you like that combo too

>>8919763
>fuego takis
mah nigga, the GOAT

>>8916983

For me, it's the gas chamber.

some chorizos with aji sauce and if possible bread and more sauces
Perdon mama, te falle

>>8912549

Two ounces of lead served at high velocity by the sentencing judge.

> Roasted Lamb or Rabbit, OR crispy Fried Chicken
> Mashed Potatoes with butter
> Roasted vegetables, broccoli and carrots and sprouts and cauliflower
> Real gravy
> Yorkshire Pudding
> Thick moist mega chocolate fudge brownies withe fudge icing for dessert
> With a glass of cold milk

For me it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

For me, it would be the McChicken: the best fast food sandwich.

torta al pastor

>>8920615

The US criminal justice system is set up around ideas like "innocent until proven guilty", "no double jeopardy", "the right to a defense attorney", and "the right to a speedy trial by one's peers" because the law is neither infallible nor inherently benevolent in its purpose. Innocent people find themselves in the defendant's chair all the time.

Merely getting a shitty detective followed by a stupid/malicious jury can be enough to ruin your life forever. A poor political atmosphere, a lousy defense attorney, a competent prosecutor who's just there to win, or falling victim to a parade of liars can make matters worse.

>>8913430
okay Timmy

>>8915988
>my exact chick-fil-a order

Muh nugga

>>8912549
Sleeping pills

File: Lasagna.jpg (86KB, 960x948px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 960x948px

Pic related please. Not even meming. I'd be happy with just this and maybe a glass or two of Big Red

>>8912549
the antidote to the poison or anti-electrocution biscuit

>>8912549
a bullet

i would ask for as much food that has the highest iron count in it and ask for a firing squad with my blood now full of iron the bullets would bounce off of me and while they are confused i would make my escape

depends on how i'm feeling
either a bucket of KFC, wing heaven wings, brownie sundae, or some french soft cheeses with crackers

>>8912549

I remember when I was a skinny white bitch.

>asks guard for fowl shot from just outside the prison walls
>allthefixins.jpg
>tfw when I won game of roy

MRE packaged the year I was born, and a camera to record me reviewing it like Steve1989.

>>8923414
>for me

>>8916621
jesus christ my fucking sides

>>8912549
Why would you care if it was low fat or not. You're headed to the fucking gallows. You're going to DIE and you're worried about your figure?

>>8924727
yeah what a faggot

>shrimp cocktail
>a large cheese pizza from a local pizzeria, none of that chain shit
>fried calamari
>macaroni salad
>brussels sprouts sautéed in butter with bacon
>buttermilk biscuits
>mint-chocolate chip milkshake
>whole loaf of garlic bread
>a McChicken

>>8913271
this. the tradition of the last meal is fucking sickening, and the act of offering food in a half-assed attempt to afford convicts some dignity before the ultimate indignity is a deep and cruel irony. it can only serve to give convicts a final reminder of their powerlessness and to make the state monopoly on violence slightly more palatable to a populace which doesn't want to have to think about it.

>>8924070
>$100 and alcohol is allowed
I'll take $100 worth of alcohol then.

>>8924984
I see where you're coming from but after eating prison food for years, you probably wouldn't care about that.

>>8913190
So what?

>>8912549
Me? I'd serve crab legs.

>>8924984
The death row inmates who are most vehement in proclaiming their innocence never accept a last meal. The widespread erroneous belief that we've never executed an innocent person leads to complacency about the entire process of state sanctioned murder.

>>8913205
>Americans call unbleached rye bread pumpernickel

How retarded are you?

>>8925871
OBSESSED with (you)

>>8913809
I've had mayo-ketchup with PR cuisine, but I'm intrigued by the additional ingredients in Russian dressing. Looks good being on something else besides fries and plantains.

>>8915988
Saw on the local news that this year's peach harvest got harshly affected by the weather. I hope that it doesn't complicate the return this summer.

File: 1476920546483.png (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x720px

>>8925560
that's true. i don't blame the convicts for accepting their last meal, i disagree with the practice of giving and publicizing a last meal.

>>8925636
they won't be complacent after the revolution brother