>tfw the only male YouTube cooks getting 10K+ average views

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>implying this isn't tall and handsome

>>8908710
Maybe when he was young.

>>8908705
Jack is not tall and not handsome.

>>8908710
I wonder if he's a distantly related to Jack.
Don't tell me you're not seeing some resemblance.

>>8908731
Jack's channel is a gore channel though.

It just happened to be food-themed gore.

>>8908740
Still a cooking channel no matter how you spin it.

>>8908710
I like him actually

>>8908763
He's a bit chubby but you can tell he'd look good if he lost some weight.

>>8908705
Is that supposed to be handsome? Dude looks like a hick with an extra chromosome

>>8908805
A good chef who's thin is a rare thing. I'd fug Chef John, but he has to speak in his sing-song voice the whole time.

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>>8908705
>look up recipe on youtube
>it's a suburban woman in a 100,000 dollar kitchen being filmed by her friend/husband/kid/swarthy Latin lover
>title is something like "Cindi's Kitchen!"
>"This is hubby's fave!"

>>8908834
Hellooooo this is Chef John from FOOOOOOOOOOD wishes DOT com wiiiiiith...

Fucking every hole on your body until you cum! That's right, I'm going to fill your mouth, vagina, AND asshole with my hot, STICKY man batter!

First thing I normally do is start off with my FINGERS! You can skip this step if you want to, but I normally find that if I skip this step, or if I put my fingers anywhere else it makes for a much drier, much less pleasant experience. But it's up to you...you are, after all, the Albert Pujoles of YOUR cock filled holes.

After stimulating the clip for TEN minutes, just insert your cock into any hole, and top it off as always with a little cayenne, and ENJOY! That's all there is to it!

Filling all holes with cock is just that simple! If I'm hosting a party of two or more, I like to add a little viagra to keep things going, but it's entirely up to you!

And as always...EN-joyyyyyy!

>>8908847
You forgot
>they only use organic ingredients

Just fuck me up famalam

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>>8908705
>depending on a jewtube cook to give you recipes instead of checking out multiple recipes from real people making the dish you want in their own kitchen / country and selecting the one you like

Do people really do this?

>>8908857
Dear lord.

>>8908863
No, people mostly just want to watch an attractive guy making stuff.

>>8908857
I fucking love these Chef John parody pastas

>>fresh<<-LYYY ground black pepper

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>>8908857
>the Albert Pujoles of YOUR cock filled holes

>>8908705
Most popular channels are absolutely shit and I don't anyone watching even makes the food
I started watching videos made by a ghetto black woman because she knows how to cook and there is no bullshit involved

>>8908705
Barry Lewis constantly gets thousands and thousands of views and is 5'6"

>>8909281
her name??

>>8909281
inb4 Auntie Fee

>>8908857
I can hear it in his voice lmao

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>>8908705
But most of the videos on Bon Apetite are done by pic related and that walking Jewish stereotype woman

I like Japanese chef John.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOIib687CvPbspbVsXimX6Q

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>>8909523
For me, it's Hiroyuki Terada

https://www.youtube.com/user/NoVeKitchenAndBar

>>8908705
What kind of an apron is he wearing?

>tfw want to get ravaged by that Bone Appletea guy

>>8908705
>extremely tall handsome men
>only cooks getting 10k+
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8

>>8908857
10/10