Lets talk Pop-Tarts. We can all agree pic related in the worst

>coworker is addicted to pain meds
>he stops doing his job
>eventually gets fired
>we clean out his locker
>it's full of empty prescription bottles and foil packs of poptarts with only one poptart left in them

A P P L E C I N N A M O N

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>>8907844
>>8907862
>>8907867

>having this poor of taste

P E A N U T

B U T T E R

Everything else is over sugared shit

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pic related

my fav is bluberry no icing

>>8907867
>discontinued
The pain never goes away

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>>8907882
why are these still being made

confetti cupcake is amazing

Pop-Tarts just remind me of how I tried to fuck one last year.

>>8907955
niice

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>>8907882
Don't worry anon these are considerably worse

>>8907955
I'd fuck a Pop-Tart

Pop-tarts are definitely my favorite prepackaged sandwich

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>>8907896
>bluberry

This guy gets i-

>no icing

Wait, what the fuck? No. That's wrong. You're wrong. Stop it.

Worst flavors are all the ones that are trying to be chocolate.

>>8908040
The chalky texture gets me, I dont like cake icing either. Its not so bad on pop tarts but much prefer without.

>>8908040
Icing gets in the way of the bready taste and the inside is already sweet

>>8907844
no, thats dumb

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Bow down before the master race of tarts

>>8908106
bro, you were suppose to outgrown this flavor when you started growing pubic hair. I bet you still put butter and sugar on your rice

>>8908113
I think you're the one who hasn't grown up my dude, I bet you still eat that peanut butter and jelly swirled into the same jar

>>8908106
This is objectively the best tasting pop-tart. There really is nothing else to say here..

>>8908136
come on my man, i moved on to crustables like every respectable adult

Toasted or untoasted?

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You guys are all wrong

>>8908106
God Tier Flavor

>>8908164
What kind of filthy animal would eat them untoasted?

>>8908164
Frosted ones go in the toaster, unfrosted ones get eaten plain

>>8907983
Poptarts are not sandwiches.

>>8908179
unfrosted ones get eaten by the fucking garbage can like they should.

STRAWBERRY AND BROWN SUGAR
NO ICING

YOU WANT ICING FUCK YOU BUY TOASTER STRUDEL

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>>8908194

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Why has no one posted the best flavor for frozen poptarts?
Is it because /ck/ doesn't freeze their poptarts? This is the true way to eat the dessert flavors.

Fruit flavors: toasted
Dessert flavors: frozen
Soda flavors and Wildlicious Berry: don't eat
Unfrosted: don't eat

>>8908106
This nigga right here

all poptarts are rather disgusting

>>8908194
Frosted are too sweet.

>>8908229
mods ban this idiot

I personally like Hot Fudge Sundae, Red Velvet, Cinnoman Roll, Chocolate Chip, Wildberry, and Blue Raspberry among others.

>>8908195
This. It's getting harder and harder to find unfrosted where I am.
Only literal children need their food smothered in pure sugar.

>>8908164
I think untoasted ones are best stored in the fridge/freezer, as they taste better cold

>>8907964
I like them as long as they're chilled and not toasted.

I wonder what the percentage of poptarts eaten are toasted? I can't think of a single time I didn't eat it cold

>>8908249
Some taste better toasted, others taste better cold.

I'm afraid to toast them ever since I accidentally started a fire with one as a kid

>>8908240
>Only literal children need their food smothered in pure sugar.
Get off your fucking high horse the whole damn thing is literally sugar.

>>8908270
Right. It's already sugary. So why double it?

>>8908268
so put them in the oven

>>8908208
>>8908259
>>8908249
>>8908243
why the fuck are you guys eating poptarts cold, toasted or room temperature are how they're meant to be eaten

>>8908306
>room temperature

How does it feel being dirt?

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>>8908312
i settle for room temperature if I don't have time to toast something in the morning, it is way better than a frozen pastry

For me it is the Cinnamon Roll pop tart, the best pop tart flavor

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>>8908340

>>8908306
not even the hot fudge sundae flavor that specifically recommends being frozen on the box?

>>8907964
>>8907882
I thought both of these would taste like shit, but surprisingly they are amazing... I'm impressed with them actually.

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What in god's name

>>8908191
>Filling sandwiched between bread
>not a sandwich

Okay.

>>8908350
This shit makes me throw up its so dry and its not sweet even putting butter on it does nothing

>>8908459
>buttering poptarts
...why didn't I think of that?

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I bought the chocolate mocha ones and theyre pretty good.

>>8908175
D I S G U S T I N G

>>8907844
Cherry is not the worst.
Brown sugar cinnamon >Strawberry >Cherry >Chocolate
All frosted or fuck off
The rest you can throw out

Blue raspberry flavor, frozen, and eaten in the summer exclusively

This is the only way to eat poptarts

>>8908433
Maple I understand, but why bacon?

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>>8908164
>there are people who unironically microwave poptarts

There is a bakery a few blocks from my old job that sells homemade poptarts. They were amazing but I'm pretty sure I gained 25 pounds just in the time I was there because people always brought them in.

>>8908734
7 seconds in the microwave gets you a perfect poptart

have fun waiting by the toaster though

>>8907844
Strawberry and Cherry taste exactly the same

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Hot Fudge Sundae was my favorite flavor until I discovered these bad boys

>>8908782

I bought these out of pure curiosity. I expected something fucking awful, and yet they were worse.

What do you feel about limited edition ones like Pumpkin, Gingerbread, or Sugar Cookie?

>>8907964
>>8907882
I got these on clearance from my local supermarket for $0.24 each.
[spoiler]They weren't worth it.[\spoiler]

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Best flavor is the cereal plebs

>>8908856
holy shit. i hardly remember this at all, but based on the fact that i remember it at all I must agree.

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>>8908738

I agree with you there.

My favorite are the sugar cookie ones.

>>8908751
You smoke too much

>>8907872
>my nigga

Every chocolate flavor Poptart is disgusting

>>8909422
The fudge and chocolate chip ones are great

>>8907872
Masterrace detected.

>>8908106
These are really nice on a cold winter day.

>>8908164
Toasted/Heated all the way.

>>8908175
I tried these and holy fuck they were bad.

>>8908238
>Chocolate Chip
Those were a gyp, couldn't taste the chocolate at all and they vaguely tasted of bananas.

0/10

>>8908268
Just heat them in the microwave then, like 10 seconds each.

All pop tarts become better if you freeze them not all the way of course maybe a good tenner in the ice box.

This was my shit back when I ate these little niggers

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>>8910168
Forgot pic

Best poptart?..

>Be me, a fuckin boot
>Combat training at camp devil dog
>Long day
>Fucking hot
>Doing IED field training
>Starving my ass off
>Finally time to eat lunch at like 5pm
>Open MRE
>"Breakfest pastry?"
>It's a fucking cinnamon poptart
That's the best poptart.
Favorite is Blueberry though.

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Absolute fave

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I like the Wal-mart ones because they're cheaper and the crust is firmer. Does buying these make me white trash?

>>8910291
Enriched Wheat Flour [Contains: Niacin, Iron, Thiamin Mononitrate (Vitamin B1), Riboflavin (Vitamin B2), Folic Acid], Corn Syrup, Sugar, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Palm And/Or Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oils, Fruit From Concentrate (White Grape, Strawberry), Whey, Glycerine, Modified Cornstarch, Precooked Corn Meal, Leavening (Sodium Aluminum Phosphate, Baking Soda), Salt, Natural And Artificial Flavor, Color Added (Includes Red 40, Blue 1), Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Potassium Sorbate (A Preservative), Gelatin, Modified Soy Protein, Vitamin A Palmitate, Reduced Iron, Niacinamide, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vitamin B6), Riboflavin (Vitamin B6), Thiamin Mononitrate (Vitamin B1), Folic Acid.

Do Americans really eat glycerine?

>>8910297
Yeah, why?

>>8910197
I always wondered if dudes would get poptarts in their MREs, that still happen?

>>8910297
Glycerine isn't really THAT uncommon in foodstuffs around the world, you'll see it here and there, even in your country.

>>8910338
I meant to name a different one.
Anyone not blind can randomly touch a part of that list and land on a poisonous synthetic chemical.

>>8910355
HOLY SHIT! MODIFIED SOY PROTEINS!

>>8910355
Poisonous to what? Not people.

>>8910333
This happened 2 years ago, so I'd assume so.

>>8910408
10 Of those chemicals are rated hazardous to humans.

>>8910471
Did you know that tablesalt is lethal to humans

>>8910477
Pretty much.
I'm referring to side effects here.

>>8910471
In toaster pastry-sized doses? Why are they allowed to be used if they're toxic?

>>8910493
Because the FDA does literally whatever the fuck they want.
We're 70 years into enrichment and autism, liver failure, mental disturbances, tachycardia, arrythmia, heart attacks and diabetes are more prevalent than they have ever been in our history.

Procter and Gamble and the FDA are responsible.

>>8910505
If you're fat and eat shit, then you deserve whatever health problems you get.

>>8910505
I thought diabetes mostly stemmed from being overweight, which is the individual's fault

>>8910515
I can't link diabeetus to these chemicals, but a lot of health issues are skyrocketing because of all the poison retarded adults buy off dollar store shelves.

>>8910505
1) Autism happens in nature, no matter how healthy you live or how good your genes are, your offspring could just become autistic

2) We're vastly better at diagnosing EVERYTHING these days, consider that many things there simply was no diagnosis for at one time, or until recent years it wasn't thought important.

3) Yeah, some people are fat. That's what makes them diabetic, they made their choices.

>>8910515
High-calorie food that isn't very filling (like Poptarts) contributes to the trend

>>8907844
Literally my favorite flavor and they discontinued it in Canada.

>>8910521
I agree but the rates are outlandish.

>>8910535
>but the rates are outlandish
Welcome to real life.

>>8910531
how on earth would we regulate minimum "fullness" levels per calorie?

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>>8908231

>>8910572
Add more fiber?

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>>8908782
Kangs

>>8910577
Adding fiber is retarded, the kind of people who seriously need it don't appreciate it and for their diet it doesn't make a difference because the real problem is that they eat too much crap food, not that their crap food isn't slightly healthier, you can't get around that by stuffing their crap food with additives and supplements.

>>8908721
>needing an excuse for bacon

Bacon makes everything better. Mmm, bacon.

>>8908856
Jesus, just looking at this gave me an intense memory flooding back of eating these and how they were the fucking greatest. You could even eat them dry by the handful and they tasted amazing.

>>8910674
>That's the affect of corporate advertising
Bacon does NOT make everything better, but it is good.

>>8910674
Can't I just appreciate bacon for what it is without having retarded memes about it and putting it in shit it doesn't belong

>>8910701
>>8910692
Bacon is one of the great wonders of the world though, it's like the pyramids.

>>8910713
Bacon is bacon, why do you have to make it something it's not, it's fine as it is

>>8910721
>he doesn't watch Epic Meal Time

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>>8907844

>>8910734
I don't, but it has the gratuitous use of epic in the title so it's probably cringy and not funny.

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>>8908782
I thought they would be a nice tasting fruity flavor.
They fucking weren't.

>>8910734
>Epic Meal Time
>Good food
I BET YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST SLATHER FUCKING CHEESE AND BACON BITS ON EVERYTHING YOU FAT FUCKING LARD TUB OF PUS AND BILE, I HOPE YOU FUCKING ROT.

>>8910760
Sounds pretty amazing to me.

>>8910785
Sounds pretty gross desu.
Who wants cheese and bacon on everything? It would overwhelm all the other flavors.

>>8910805
I'm a simple man, I like simple things.

>>8910333
http://www.mreinfo.com/mres/mre-menus/mre-menus-2016/
Menu 4
Spaghetti w/Beef and Sauce

http://www.mreinfo.com/mres/mre-menus/mre-menus-2015/
Menu 18
Beef Ravioli In Meat Sauce

http://www.mreinfo.com/mres/mre-menus/mre-menus-2014/
Menu 12
Penne with Vegetable Sausage Crumbles
Menu 24
Southwest Beef and Black Beans

>>8911174
Neat.

MREs seem like they'd be fun sometimes if they didn't make your shit hard.

I got food poisoning from the brown sugar cinnamon and pumpkin pie ones

>>8911230
They don't though. They make you pretty fucking regular.
Your shit becomes HUGE though.
Like poking out of the water huge.

>>8908106
there is no other correct choice.

it is a FACT that brown sugar cinnamon is the best

PROTIP: Toast Em Pop Ups have more filling and softer crust and cost less

>>8910297
m...muh chemikuls

>>8907844
Frosted cinnamon is the only good flavour desu.

>>8910297
Do you eat bananas motherfucker? Because potassium is lethal as shit.

>>8910505
>the FDA does literally whatever the fuck they want
But Kellogs doesn't, they put out a poptart flavored with AIDS and mercury and they'll be sued six ways till Sunday

Also alcohol does considerably more damage to your mind and body than what a pastry with artificial flavoring and coloring possibly could hope to achieve.

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As a cheap assed bastard I prefer the Great Value version.

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>>8910170
patrician taste

Confetti cupcake is by far the best

>>8908106

game over you fucking niggers

>>8911230
They don't they just make your shits huge, now if you aren't hydrated that's when problems start happening.

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Step aside clowns.

>>8908164
Frozen.

Top 5

Strawberry
Chocolate Fudge
Hot Fudge Sundae
Smores
Cookies and Cream

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These are Elder God tier when they're frozen. The chocolate peanut butter ones are plain God Tier

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>>8913539
mein gott

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>>8913539

>>8907844
I hate strawberry flavouring in things in general. Same with green apple and watermelon, they just don't taste right

>>8907872
Undoubtedly the best flavor hands down

>>8907844

I like the brown sugar ones because they inside has the texture of wet brown sugar, so it doesn't get all over the kid's clothes and walls and shit like every other kind which is either pudding-texture or jelly-texture.

poptarts taste like cardboard.

>>8913743
>made with real peanut butter

fuckin Kelloggs going all out.

god damn luxury ingredients in my toaster pastries.

WEW

>>8914469
why do you know what cardboard tastes like

>>8907844
Cherry is delicious as fuck nigga whatchu mean

>>8908106
why is this thread still up

this was posted already

>>8908106
I love these ones. I also love the unfrosted strawberry ones, I put them in the toaster and spread peanut butter on them fugggg

>>8907844
These things are repulsive.
They were repulsive when I was 8, 12, 15, and still to this day.
I tried to give them a chance, so many times, at the behest of so many tasteless plebs over the years.
Always revolting.

Butt then, I don't eat any shit tier food.
>standard cakes (especially out of a box)
>breakfast cereals
> 'Kraft' anything
>canned vegetables
>frozen dinners
>most candy
>soda (unless it's San Pelogrino lemon)
>most cookies (ores make me want to vomit, your mother's shitty sugar/coclate chip cookies likely WOULD make me vomit)
>'american' cheese
>Velveeta
>most potato chips
>fast food (or anything touched by teenagers, fat people, or convicts)
>over hopped garbage beer

>>8915273
Dude nice

>>8914568
>blister your tongue in the first bite
>second bite is still frozen

>>8915276
Thanks.

It's my goal to always add something to the conversation while promoting a positive, open and inviting atmosphere.

You could say I'm a 'giver'.
A philanthropist even.
Deep lover of my fellow man.

>Tldr: do you have a sister?

>>8915277
your toaster doesn't have a "Frozen" setting?

>>8907844
>when your parents accidentally buy the unfrosted ones
>wont buy another pack and you're force to eat them with great reluctance

>>8915289
My toaster meets bread, and once in a while a bagel.

I toast everything else in the oven.

>poor people sugar breakfasts
I've never bought anything like that in my life.
It's always been foisted on me by someone who's so kind as to let me taste the essence of 'ignorant poor people' disguised as actual food.

I have pepsi, kraft singles, miracle whip and ketchup in the kitchen.
It's for guests.

>>8907844
Strawberry is shit and fudge is the best

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>>8915273
truly a faggot amidst men

>>8915327
Same but the opposite

>>8908164
Toasted until it's slightly burnt with a tall glass of milk.

>>8915338
Implying a man with any respect for himself would willingly consume any of that garbage.

>>8908175
best

>>8907964
I honestly love these, the flavor is nice and strangely breakfast-y. Sort of reminds me of coffee cake.
>>8907882
This on the other hand is disgusting.

>>8907964
>>8907882
Are they...carbonated somehow? Can they do that?

>>8908537
The vanilla latte isn't nearly as good as the mocha.

>>8908113
What type of man puts sugar on rice?

THEY NEED TO MAKE "FROST TARTS"! Fuck the perimeter of dry crust.. They should sell Pop Tarts double filled, and completely covered in the icing, without the dry crust.


I'M SPAZZING OUT..

I WANT ONE SO BAD THOUGH!!

>>8908208
(You) know what you're talking about.
If you're eating desert flavors raw or toasted you're a massive faggot.

>>8912934
>buy bags of semisweet chocolate chips for cheap candy
>buy bestvalue chock pooptarts
>toast tart like normal
>take chips out of fridge
>lay one hot pop tart iceing down
>sprinkle layer of choc chips all over uniced side
>place other tart on top icing up
>pour a glass of milk
>its already melted the chips and fused the two tarts into chocolatey heaven

I used to eat Poptarts until I found out that just 1 was like 200 calories, like wtf man. They're not nearly good enough to be wasting that much of your daily cal intake on

>>8915912
They should just fill the box half with the filling and half with icing.

>>8910734
Fucking kill yourself

>>8916151
*Includes patented spork

>>8916111
>the unfrosted ones are actually more calories

>>8908782
Utter shit tier
>>8908811
>>8910581
>>8910743
All of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lruPTMzVhsM
For me, it is the toaster streudal. The best breakfast pastry

Are brown sugar cinnamon better frozen or toaster'd?

>>8907844
Yeah I'd agree with that. I'd say smores is a close second to strawberry.

>>8915304
>I've never bought anything like that in my life.
So why post in a thread about it?
Why complain about your toaster not being able to properly heat a specific brand of it?

A Pop-Tart is the best ready-to-eat breakfast sandwich.

>>8907844
>poop farts

>>8915284
>Deep lover of my fellow man.

Τhose don't exist in my country,and now I would kill to have one

>>8917248
>you will never be killed by an immigrant for a toaster pastry

>>8908448
fuck you theyre pastries and the box says so

>>8910170

GOAT
O
A
T

>>8908175
perfect

>>8910224
YES