My friends there is nothing quiet like a diet of natures finest

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>>8899184
Yes my chum I too intelligently consume the sea food, Long John Silver may have been a pirate (sea thieves) but he sure knew what he was doing when he started his own restaurant, eat this healthy alternative and you won't be sleeping with the fishes!

I love this meme

>>8899184
>catch a scallywag that swims, breathes and eats dissolved mercury solids
>wash it in egg yolk
>bread it
>deep fry it
>plate it with mayonnaise

For me, it's the Alzheimer's

>>8899184
Shittiest battered fish you can buy apart from the frozen shit.

>>8899184
>>8899197
LJS is literally nigger tier seafood

how do you get batter like OP's pic

help

>>8899343
Years of training, matey!

>>8899343
beer batter, leave the excess on to get that thick, crispy shell.

One time I got food poisoning from the clam chowder they have here. I mostly blame myself for ordering clam chowder.

>>8899184
Fun fact I often dress like a homeless man and I went into one (Long John Silver's) I hadn't been in years. Things were different now. The menu looked different. I didn't understand how to order. The cashier pointed out the price with taxes included.

>>8899475
That fact wasn't fun at all

Ah yes crewmate lads -- being an astute sea patrician, the only judicious selection would be a fresh and hearty tray of the finest catch at Long John Quicksilver's

>>8899475

Fun fact, I am genuinely homeless, but not on the same continent as you and your fine seafood establishments

The stuff they leave at the bottom of the little holders (Crunchies I call them) You can get a whole plate of those for free. I usually eat 2 plates of those everytime I go there