i have 6 big containers of blackberries what should i do with

Eat them. They're delickus.

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>>8898993
Jam.

>>8898993
Blackberry ice cream
Blackberry coffee cake
Blackberry sauce
Blackberry cheesecake

>>8899010
Seconded.

>>8898993
home made blackberry brandy

very easy to do at home, but it's going to be weak shit, you need to buy some alcohol

>>8899008
i could (i already ate one box), and i agree they're delicious, but i can only eat so many. And also the seeds annoy me a little bit.

>>8899010
is there an easy recipe for that?

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>>8899018
they sell everclear at the liquor store near me
i don't think that's how you make brandy but i want to buy some everclear

>>8899027
>Fruit brandy is a distilled beverage produced from mash, juice, wine or residues of culinary fruits.
it's very popular in eastern europe where I'm from
everyone does this, it's very easy

UPDATE: since i started this thread i've actually eaten almost two of the boxes. this may be easier then i though

>>8899050
So do you ferment and distill the fruit/liquid yourself, or do you just add alcohol?

>>8899065
people who have a distillery do it at home and get stuff like
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rakia

others, if they can only ferment, usually add alcohol bought from the store because as you probably know fermentation can only give you like, what, <10-12%? if you find that too weak you can just add alcohol

that's what everyone does here with surplus fruits, besides jam

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>>8899086
Fuck the distilling, just make a blackberry mead with honey as the only adjunct. With a champagne yeast like Lavlin EC1118, you can get close to 20% ABV depending on the volume of honey (pic related an 18% ABV blueberry mead being transferred to secondary.)

>>8898993
CMON AND SLAM!
AND MAKE SOME FUCKIN JAM!

blackberry pie

>>8899653
this right here. blackberry pie is the shit.

>>8899653
this. My blackberries are dying for some reason.

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obligatory

Get some fresh peaches and butter pecan ice cream and do a peach/blackberry skillet cobbler

>>8899283
Oh god my sides

>>8899027
It's not how you make brandy, but it IS how you make liqueur. Steep berries in Everclear for about a month, strain, filter and add simple syrup. A basic guideline here is 1:1:1; so scale the recipe to however many berries you got. Like, three cups of berries steeps in three cups of Everclear and gets mixed with three cups simple syrup. But taste it while you add the simple syrup gradually, you might like it more or less sweet.

You can play with other add-ins, like vanilla or whole spices or zest.

>>8899862
A similar idea, infuse a pint with cheap Creme de Cassis. Muddle a pint of blackberries in a large container then add 1oz Angostura Bitters and one bottle of the Cassis. Let it set for about 15 minutes to let it infuse properly then strain into a container (the old bottle works fine but you will need a small container for the extra liquid volume). Good way to improve cheap shit.

Another idea is to just make simple syrup. Keep the berries after straining and use them for baking, pancakes, or random dessert to act as a sugar substitute.

>>8899020
Jam is easy as shit. The only hard part is canning it, but that's optional.

>>8899274
Isn't that just wine?

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>>8898993
freeze them so they don't go bad?

when you have a freezer full of fresh fruit buy a pressure cooker and start canning jams and jellies

>>8898993
I'd just freeze them half a cup a day. I put berries in a high speed blender with other stuff to obliterate the seeds so they don't get stuck in my teeth, and to maximize nutrient availability. Would probably be good in some frozen banana "nicecream"

>>8900583
i accidentally a

Thorn blackberries of thornless blackberries best for taste and to grow?

>>8898993
turn them into jam or beer. than they'll never go bad.

problem solved, i ate all of the raw

>>8898993
booze.

>>8900770
enjoy your black sludge seedy shits

>>8901065
I will, thanks.

put in blender with milk
drink purple potion

>>8901226
the lean thread is the other way

eat them

>>8898993
Eat them all in one sitting. Wait 3-5 days, and then have the single most agonizing bathroom experience of your life as you shit out a 5 pound boulder comprised mostly of blackberry seeds

>>8899800
EVERYBODY GET UP ITS TIME TO SLAM NOW
WE GOT BLACKBERRY JAM GOIN DOWN
MAKE THE BLACKBERRY JAM
IT'S YOUR CHANCE DO YOUR DANCE BLACKBERRY JAM, ALRIGHT

>>8901079
your shits are going to look like fuckin cliff bars

>>8898993
As nobody else suggested this: sell them?

Sure there must be people who would gladly pay a few bucks for a load of blackberries. I know I would.

>>8898993
Wow, I have no idea. If only there were something to do with lots of berries that would, I don't know, PRESERVE them for the future?

Since there's not, and this is 4chan, just shove them all up your dick hole and muzzleload it down with a pipe cleaner until your nutsack is just a big blackberry.

>>8898993
Make jam.
Make pie.
Make smoothie...

Get tart shells and put blackberries in them. Delicious.