hey /ck/, I'm going to be in Wichita Falls, Texas soon, and I'm looking for restaurant recommendations. Where's a good place to get a burger there? Preferably something folksy and run by a nice Christian family. Can you help me?
>>8898708
Copypasta b8?
>>8898716
What? No. I work for Cryovac, and I'm coming down to inspect the plant there. I just want to get a good burger while I'm down there.
Go to whataburger and fuck off.
>>8898738
I can get whataburger up here in OKC. I'm looking for something unique.
>>8898708
Jesus christ, use google.
Ronnie's Burgers
Willie's Place
Gene's Tasty Burger
Take your pick.
>>8898752
Are any of those run by a nice Christian family? I find it important to be judicious with where I spend my money, and I prefer to support people with similar values to my own.
>>8898758
It's Witchita Falls dude, in Texas. Were you expecting a Muslim family to be running it?
>>8898763
Lots of """"locally owned"""" small businesses are actually held by investment groups that only care about profit.
>>8898771
Go to Gene's. I have no damn idea why you're being so particular.
>>8898776
I don't know, I looked up Gene's and if these are the types of people who frequent the establishment, I don't think I want anything to do with it. Ronnie's website makes it seem like they fit the bill, but I saw some weird stuff on google images.
As a local I can vouch for Ronnie's. The burgers are very high quality and delicious. They may seem a little pricey but that's the cost of a real quality burger. I've met the family and they are all good Christians, the wife is a real looker too. Also you will rarely find coloreds eating there, it's a local not-so-secret "secret" that the owner is the Grand Wizard of the Wichita Falls Klan chapter. Great food, great people.
>>8898807
lol
Texans are hilarious.
>>8898807
Ronnie's Burgers it is, then. Thanks anon!
>>8898807
Explain to me how "good christians" end up on 4chan. Is it because of the sturmdrumpfer type hate that matches up with evangelical principles, or what?
>>8898708
Don't go to Texas.
>>8898925
This
We don't need any fucking yankees from Oklahoma shitting up our state
>>8898944
North Texas might as well be Oklahoma.
>>8898894
Not every board is degenerate. /pol/ is actually a Christian board.
ITT: Newfags
>>8898951
That doesn't make it any better.. but nothing can make Texas better
>>8898987
I've been here since last summer, sweety
>>8899001
Are you actually being ironic, or are you using faux-irony to covertly state the truth?
>>8899024
Nah I've actually been on 4chan since 2006, I just like to have a little fun
>>8898982
>/pol/ is actually a Christian board.
Holy christ, my sides are done.
I hear their dairy queen is pretty good.
>>8899099
It is.
>>8898982
pol is a board of raw hate.
>>8901125
Just like Medieval Christian warlords, your point being?
>>8898786
This is the stuff you'll find in all of Texas, anon.