>that one friend who always gives an "you know I really

My dad.

>>8891731
>having friends

I have one of those. He's the "friend" everyone secretly hates.

>>8891731
My Uncle Milton

>>8891731
that one friend is right, ketchup fucking sucks

>>8891731
>that one and only friend

>>8891731
>that last true friend you had but havent heard from in eight years

>>8891790
I didn't come here to feel

>>8891731
this shit is just too sour for a normal human stomach
who the fuck thought it's a good idea?
even for me who can have three hefty mason jars of vinegar pickles in one go.

>>8892189
For me its too sweet

>>8892189
>tomato ketchup
>sour
>more sour than vinegar pickles
Uhhh...
Generally people comment on how ketchup is way too sweet.
Too sour? Well, that's certainly a new one.

>>8892189
wtf I hate ketchup but it's not because it's too sour. ketchup is like sickly sweet and overpowers everything

not even McDonald's fries deserve the indignity of ketchup

>>8891731
I don't know this feeling, that would require me to actually have friends, and that would require me to leave my house on a regular basis. I am sorry to say anon, that is not going to happen.

>>8891731
>That one friend who's always competeing with over how they love ketchup.

>>8891731
>that Canadian guy you know who carries around a bottle of ketchup and takes swigs out of it

I am that friend. My wife loves ketchup, especially with seafood (oysters, ceviche, etc) and it makes me gag when she eats that stuff. Ruins it completely for me.