So does /ck/ know of any good penis growth foods?
I'd prefer like a hearty meal but anything helps really
Basil grown in Madagascar is known to enhance the penis.
A rule of thumb is to choose foods that are naturally long as it's part of how nature codes the beneficial aspects of foods into a way that communicates those befits to humans.
So things like sausages, churros, spaghetti, cheetos, twinkies and popsicles are surefire bets.
>>8890954
Are the popsicles-in-bags things better because they are longer, or should I go for popsicles-on-sticks for extra hardness?
goat brains
>>8890954
>spaghetti, twinkies and popsickles occur in nature.
>Sausage occurs in nature
>Cheetos
Dude what?
>>8890954
So if i want my cum to taste better should I eat caramel filled churros or regular churros?
>>8891010
Each one comes from its respective plant you dingus. The Mayans used to cultivate cheetos and the Cherokee used to grow sausage to help attract buffalo.
Get off my /ck/ you newfag
>>8891019
I'd actually go with those cadbury creme eggs.
>>8891028
I've been to Mexico and visited a Mayan pyramid. The Cheetos where sub par at best.
>>8891037
It was really a good thing the Spaniards conquered them and cross bred the native species to produce the Flamin' Hot Cheetos we know today.
>>8891034
But I don't want my penis to get smaller too... guess you can't have it all...
>>8891037
Well that's because you're looking at stake cheetos. I can only imagine what they looked in their prime.
> A nice ripe cheeto straight off the vine
Man I'd let them sacrifice me for just one
>>8891127
*stale
>>8891116
>not supplementing the creme eggs with king size snickers bars
It's like you failed biology
>>8891142
Sorry... I never liked biology that much
>>8890935
Grapefruit juice
Are you a newfag?
>>8891383
I said I want a big dick, not huge balls.