You're at a bar. The bartender sets this drink down in front

>>8890547
I'd leave, realizing that I'm in a house instead of a bar.

Tell him to stop trying to force memes.

>>8890547
I would say "Thank you" and drink it.

What are you expecting? Some sort of edgy "drinks with fruit are for FAGGOTS" response?

If you *don't* like piña coladas, you're fucked up.

>>8890557
>I would say "Thank you" and drink it.
would you also drink his cum if you hadn't need to pay for it?

>>8890565
would you rather have a free colada or an $8 whiskey?

>>8890563
This. They're the best fucking things.

>>8890573
$8 whiskey because i'm not a faggot

>>8890578
but you're basically paying to be gay

>>8890582
you can go fuck yourself with that attitude, faggot

>>8890578
>Gifts from men make me think about my deeply repressed urge to suck cock!
Come on out of the closet, anon. It's okay.

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>>8890583
kek

>>8890563
In general I'm not a fan of coconut...but I'm not a hater if you dig it.

>>8890584
why the fuck would one man buy drink to another UNKNOWN man if it's not all about sucking dicks? serious question.

>>8890557
I guess you missed the last 300 post thread we had about this earlier in the week

>>8890599
idk it probably is about sucking dicks, it's not obligatory though

Drink it because they're fucking delicious

>>8890604

Jesus /ck/ is a shithole.

>>8890597
I hate coconut but for some reason I love coconut rum mixed with lime

>>8890599
lol who cares
you're not obliged to suck his dick just because he bought you a drink. just say thanks, drink it and then leave

IF YOU LIKE

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>>8890605
>>8890648
Men aren't, but women are.

>>8890748
nice meme

>>8890565
>would you also drink his cum if you hadn't need to pay for it?
No, what does semen have to do with anything?

It's a pina colada.

>>8890547
Do bartenders actually do this?

>>8891011
yes i received a drink like this many many times, it wasn't a pina colada but something rather more manly like a beer, whiskey or sometimes a white russian, but they do it, yes

>>8890547
You graciously accept.

Unless you're positive someone is trying to trojan horse something foul into your body.

>>8890547

thanks barkeep!

>slip him a $5 and a note with my number on it
>enjoy it because I suck cock and don't care what others think.

>>8890547
Shove that thicc buttplug up my ass

>>8890547
Politely decline it as I do not like Pina Coladas. Or coconut in general. Say I apprrciate the gesture and offer to give it to someone else.

guys have any of you ever fucked your bartender? serious question.

>>8890547
First I would have to ask and make sure all the ingredients are 100% organic and sustainably sourced using smart and free range farming practices.

>>8890547
aha, nice try buddy. Rape me once shame on you, rape me twice shame on me

>>8891353
No. I only fuck 20-22 YO latinas.

>>8890547
whats a good drink for your dollar spent? ill spend upwards of 100 aussie dollarydoos and just dont know what im getting ripped off on.

suck his dick