>"Just a little bit of dressing please" >*Completely

>>8884349
>Is that everything, sir?
>And a Coke, no ice please
>No problem, that'll be $7.49 thanks
>Y.. you too

>Subway in Canada
Hurkadurka ah wih chee u like? Ah toes ah no toes? Ok sir.

Picture not accurate

Every subway is operated by fat 5 foot tall ugly smelly brown women

Also

>tfw you really enjoy subway as a quick easy meal but have to sacrifice your clothing and wash everything you just wore in because the combined shitty toasted bread smell and the smell of the "sandwich artists" seeps into your clothing immediately and doesn't leave

>>8884365
tim hortons
>bagel tost or no tost
>okai
>brings a circular piece of charcoal and tries to prove that it is golden

>>8884349
>watching someone fuck up your food and still paying for it

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>>8884365

>5'1 Pakistani woman stares up at me with my undressed sub in front of her and says "eee yes?"
>Can I get lettuce onion and tomato?
>she puts the lettuce on and looks up
>"eee yes?"

If you have a Subway in your town I guarantee you have a sandwich shop that's a 1000 times better than the corporate shithole that is subway
Complain with your wallet dumbasses

>>8884365
>>8884610
>>8884649
>living in Toronto
lmao just off yourselves now before it gets worse

>>8884349
Fucking disgusting lower class woman. I don't understand how anyone can unironically do that sort of minimum wage cuck work

Any extra meat or extra cheese? How about extra bacon? Care to make that a meal? Soup or chips?

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>>8884692
>Soup

What the fuck? Where is this a thing?

>>8885528
Canadian Subway has soup. Doesn't yours?

>>8885528
Locations in decent countries have it as well, don't worry.

>>8884352
>And a soda, no ice please
Are you me anon?

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>>8884596
FUCK YOU

>>8884352
>And a Coke, no ice please
>Are you retarded, sir? We just give you a cup, the fountain is over there. Don't get ice if you don't want it. Never come into my store again.

FTFY

>>8884349
>can I have extra sauce
>Some how manages to put it literally everywhere but where I want it most

>>8884349
Then you tell them to start over: you are not obligated to take or pay for something you didn't order.

Why are you people so socially handicapped

>>8886068
this

>>8884610
I had better luck with Tim hortons in subway stations. Avoid pinoys infested gas stations at all cost tho.

>>8884596
Every subway I've been to smells like pizza for some reason.

>the s-wave of mayo that devastates my sandwich

>get chicken teriyaki
>So much fucking lettuce
>ask for the sauce
>BRRRRLLLLPPPPPTTTT
>now have a soup and salad

>>8886479
All over your face but none in your ass?

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>see someone gettin meatball/pizza sub
>they ask for lettuce and other vegetables on it

>>8885532
there's more subways in canada than McDonalds

>>8886907

Meatball? Onions, peppers, olives, banana peppers. Come at me.

>>8884365
>That'rr be $13.95 prease

>What can I make fresh for you?
>I'll take a foot long Spicy Italian with just the meat and cheddar cheese on cheddar bread
>You don't want anything else on it?
>Nope
>Are you sure?
>Fuck off and make me my damn sandwich.

>>8887575
I am an anxious guy but I have only had a "panic attack" one time

It was caused by ordering pizza. This girl repeated my order (one fucking pizza mind you, with half one way and half another way, nothing complex) back to me wrong like 6 times and it caused me to become so frustrated and enraged that i had a fucking attack and couldn't stop crying and hyperventilating and shit

now i just get digiornos

>tfw your Subway won't go triple cheese for free and tries to charge for double mayonnaise
Jesus.

The subway in williston ND has an autistic got that sounds like mickey mouse. If you do any heavy haul through the Montana/Dakota areas check it out

>>8884349
i figured out how to deal with this

the trick is to ask for a "tiny tiny, little bit of X" while making a pinching motion with your fingers

>>8885694
Obviously not you fucking mastermind.

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LOL! LOOK WHAT FRANKIE DID!

way better https://youtu.be/D3SPsH21j54

>>8888250
Kill yourself

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>>8886798

I noticed that when I ask for stuff that isn't already clearly partitioned, there is about 50% chance the dude will not care/fuck up and give me more stuff than they're supposed to. So I ask for Tuna/seafood with grated cheese when I go to Subway. Also, as far as Subway fuckup goes, their tomato and lettuce are yellowed out about half the times, too.

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My friend works at Subway and says its not uncommon for Indians to order a sub with all the sauces (yeah you fucking read that right), ~12 different sauces

>>8884349
You stutter, OP? I'm sorry. I got over it when I was about 12.

Autism: the thread

>>8888720
faggot roomate: the post

>>8888748
>>8888888

Tiny penis: the post

Subway is the ultimate culinary challenge.

Start with a very limited group of ingredients and a person who will combine them however you wish. However, it is up to you to decide how to instruct this person.

Whenever I'm at Subway I always feel like I'm doing one of those trust exercise things.

Have you morons thought of being specific about what you want?

>One line of sauce please
>Can you put like, 10 pickles on it?
>Can you toast it for 15 seconds instead of the full 30?

>>8889245
Your sandwich artists must speak better English than mine.

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>>8886907
>>8887546
>meatball sub

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>>8884349
>any veggies on your sub? *hand already grabbing at a fist full of shredded iceberg lettuce*

Don't fucking pretend to know what I'll ask for.

>>8891270
what kind of faggot doesn't get lettuce on their sub?

>>8886907
Meatball tomato spinach onions green peppers. Fight me.

>>8891277
Iceberg lettuce is shit. Spinach for life.

>>8891277
cucumbers, spinach, peppers, onions, pickles

every single one of these is a better option than fucking iceberg lettuce

>>8886907
Does it really trigger fat muricans that much that people actually eat vegetables?

>>8888668
He's right. Usually it's about 4-6; chipotle, mayo, srircha, sweet onion and whatever else is sweet or spicy. Once a month someone will get every sauce for some stupid reason.

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For me, it's the Tuna Sandwich.

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>>8884349

>I'll have a foot long veggie delight
>You sure? Are you a vegetarian?
>No, I just want a veggie delight
>We don't have the veggie patty
>That's okay, just make me a veggie delight
>Fiiiiiine you're the customer
>What kind of sauce sir?
>Chipotle sauce please
>Just seems like a waste sir
>Dude, I didn't come here to get lectured
>Because the veggie delight sucks
>Call manager next day, kid gets fired

>>8891513

Well it does kind of suck.

>>8891519

It did suck but what sucked more was the shmuck's attitude. He's there to make a cheap sandwich, not give me shit/

>>8887587
I'll bite the fucking bait

JUST ORDER SHIT ONLINE YOU FUCKING SPERG

>>8891513
>veggie patty
whats that??

>>8891548

Once upon a time Subway had these disgusting veggie patties. Lately I haven't been able to find a Subway that still uses them.

>>8891548

A weird mash of carrots corn and mushrooms formed into a patty.

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>>8891557
>>8891558

>>8891598

Yeah they are awful. Which Wich has a black bean patty for their vegetarian option which is actually not bad.

>>8891557
The Subways here in SE Pennsylvania still have em.

>>8886798
jej

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>>8891632

I wouldn't say lucky but...I do miss them when I'm craving a cheap ghetto sammich

>Steak and Cheese
>Double meat
>Pepperjack
>Parmesan
>Chipotle sauce
>No veggies

Stop eating like faggots.

>>8891646
kool dude

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>>8891557
>>8891558
>>8891607
>>8891598
MosBurger in Australia has vege pattys that are fucking great

>>8891548
Think of it as spam but with veggies. My favorite but had to stop eating because gyno

>>8891479
Jesus christ

After a week of that, I don't think I'd be able to hold myself back from asking her what the fuck she is doing with her life

>>8891707
>what the fuck she is doing with her life

Ending it.

>>8891646
Faggot

>Steak
>Cheese
>Lettuce
>Gherkin
>More gherkin
>More gherkin
>Red onion
>Chipotle sauce

How many different cheese does US subway have? In Finland we have pepper jack and sorta provolone. Also every Finnish sub has veggie pattys, tried once and regretted it.

>>8886493
autism

>>8886740
That's because they offer crappy little frozen pizzas if you're fat.

>>8891718

What the fuck is a gherkin?

>>8891513
This never happened.

>>8891966

I think he means pickles

>>8891970

t. disgruntled subway employee fired for being a shit

>>8887592
>wanting a sandwich with triple cheese and double mayonnaise

it's call the disgusting subhuman tax

>>8884349
it's th-thanks, say it out loud

>>8891966
>>8891971
A gherkin is a small pickle

>>8891513
>anime
>this never happened: the green text

>>>/t/umblr

>>8891646
Nice 2000 calorie meal ya got there lardass

>>8892358

You've got to eat big to get big. I put down about 4000 a day when bulking.

>>8891286
kill yourself, its like eating grass

>>8891675
croquette burger in japan? looks delicious

footlong BMT on herbs and cheese
onions on before toasting
banana peppers
olives
lettuce
southwest chipotle
best sandwich ever.

>>8884610
as a 'Murican, I have never had the chance to eat at a Tim Hortons, though I have heard many stories about them in the past... Be honest with me anon, are they any good? I have a feeling that they are the type of place you would only go to if it were 3 am, but not any other time of the day.

>>8891540
I still don't get how people still call in orders, it just makes easier to fuck up an order. Plus almost every place has an app for ordering nowadays. I think even subway and McDonald's has one now.

>>8891439
Sounds pretty dope actually

Subway is shit now

There is no reason to go there

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Out of my way sandwich fucking shits!

>>8891966
Why are you on this board?

>>8887587
biggest faggot i've ever seen on this site desu

>>8891798
what's it like living in finland mate? seems cool

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>>8892550
>onions on before toasting
gamechanger

>>8892558
Tim Hortons is our Dunkin Donuts

>>8892716

So not very good and overrated.

My assumption is that they are required to drench the subs in dressing because it's a brand thing. I had to do it when I worked at a taco bell, we would get in trouble for not putting on the officially mandated corporate amounts of sauce (or even if we put the right amount of sauce on but in the wrong order). Even had to watch training videos on shit like packing the bag since apparently putting the wrong taco in the bags at the wrong time will harm the brand image of family friendly cuisine or whatever.

I'm b4 someone complains about that one time his napkins were on top of his bag of taco bell take out as if he'd just discovered he had HIV.

>>8892748

Not even comparable. Fast food is about consistency while QSR is about service.

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>>8884349
Sorry, but I am a Subway employee and I cannot sit here and read this.
The staff at Subway do not fuck up your order, or anybody elses. Do you not understand the concept of having it your way? It isn't the staffs fault. Subway gives the customer responsibility for themselves, their food, and their decisions. iF YOU ARE TIRED AND GO TO SUBWAY THEN GUESS WHAT? YOUR SANDWICH WILL LOOK TIRED.

You don't walk into Subway with bags under your eyes, a bad attitude, and no creativity and expect a great sandwich. Your sandwich will have bags under its ham, a bad sauce spread and no creative veggie distribution and you are the one who is to blame. Imagine if you went to a childrens playground, then headbutted the slide and tried to punch the swing. You wouldn't leave saying 'what a shitty park'. You'd leave thinking 'wow I am a retard'. And that is how you should feel after what you have done. You completely misunderstood why Subway exists. It exists so you can create something with the help of the staff. You can't expect the staff to read your mind. The average Subway worker will make, in 1 year, 2847 different sandwich combinations. You expect them to know what you want?

If you ask a Subway worker for honey mustard and don't specify how much in volume, for how long it needs to be spread in seconds, which vegetables you would prefer it doesn't touch, which temperature you would prefer it at, how long after toasting the sandwich you would like the honey mustard applied and pretty much everything else you can't expect to have it your way. Your way is YOUR way. And if your way is sloppy, stupid and lazy then your sandwich will be sloppy and lazy.

If you bite into a Subway sandwich, and are not satisfied, then well done, you aren't satisfied with yourself. Good fucking job, worthless retard. You are like a person who leaves home at 17 and becomes homeless. It is your fault.

>>8892759
funny how you could say the same inane pablum about five guys but ive never walked out of there pissed off at my sandwich

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>can I get some jalepenos on there
>puts like 4 jalepeno slices on

>>8888888

>>8891179
Reddit

>>8891999
trips of truth

>>8892558
Pretty much American dunkin donuts. Used to be decent but he quality rapidly deteriorated over the years when jews took over. They cut corners everywhere even going with a cheaper coffee supplier to save a tenth of a penny so now our McDonald's here serves better coffee.

But people still line up in the drive thru for 20 minutes for their morning coffee because their main selling point is hurr durr we're so canadian circlejerk propaganda even though all the shekels are going to Silverstein in some NYC condo

>>8887592
courtney go to bed

>>8884596
in what country?
my subways allways have handsome tall men and women.

im a fat ugly fuck tho

>>8886798
Whenever they ask if you want lettuce, say no. Get everything else you want first. Then at the end, post saucing, tell them you want lettuce. Enjoy the confusion as they try to bypass your mountain of sandwich with the typical lettuce avalanche. If their heads don't explode immediately due to faulty programming, they'll put a little, because they can't fit more and close the sandwich.

Barring that, just shout "The fuck is this, Olive Garden?" and chimp out until they fix it.

>>8892785
Nice, why don't you go back there.

>>8892759

Is this pasta? I'm honestly not on this board enough to recognize it.

>>8892361
t. fat fuck who always seems to be on a "bulk"

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>>8884349
Last time I went to subway the artist put literal handfuls of olives on my sub. My guess is that he doesn't know what olives taste like/doesn't like them and was oblivious to the fact that he was ruining everybody's sub that didn't speak up.

I thoughr they trained them to only put like 5-10 olive slices on a footlong? Doesn't matter to me, i actually enjoy tons of olives on my sub

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>mfw they don't tessellate the cheese

Jesus christ I swear I don't have autism but nothing brings piss to a boil faster than that.

>>8887587
omg poor thing

>>8893759
That's contrasted to the ones around here that give you four pickle slices when you ask for pickles. I've never been to a Subway that has known anything about balance.

>>8884657
Probably has a lingering drug addiction that she will never quite escape from. Also probably has at least 2 kids and is unmarried. Between all that and getting drunk as soon as she gets off work each night, there's just no time for self improvement.

This kid I knew in high school got a job at Subway and he raped a bunch of women in the bathroom there so now I associate Subway with bathroom rape

who here /all veges/ on every sub?

>>8892550
man of taste

>go to subway near Toronto
>have a 2 dollar off coupon for new ciabatta sandwich
>place order with the 5'1 paki
>"ham? "
>"y-yes"
>bitch of course it's the cordon bleu
>she doesn't ask about the vegetables
>puts lettuce tomato onion on it
>toasts it so I have soggy mushy tomato
>charges me $2.25

Fucking idiot

>>8894165
And you were spineless and so stricken by """social anxiety""" that you not only paid for it, you thanked him.

>>8884596
Living in the UK sounds awful

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>>8892759
Good post, frog

>>8884349
>ask for a very small amount of spinach
>they load it on like normal
>t-thanks

>>8884349
I feel bad when people give these people really specific orders.

Customers get aggressive about it too.

>>8884653
I tried you assuming asshole.

The sandwich shop closed early and then when I went back it was out of business.

I FUCKING TRIED

>>8886493
It's usually not a big deal. It's just a sandwich.

Also, anybody who tells them to fucking start over because there's more sauce then they wanted would look like a huge asshole.

>>8891358
I'm not American. Stop being so obsessed with Americans.

>want an extra scoop of tuna
>would you like two?
>sure
>that'll be 14 extra dollars sir

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8891277
Iceberg lettuce is just fucking water. Get something greener faggot.

>>8891513
Where do you live?

I've never been to any restaurant where someone was this rude.

>>8891707
Don't worry about what others eat. This is coming from someone who mostly eats lean meats and greens.

>>8891798
I know we have american cheese product, swiss, provolone, pepper jack. Maybe more. Never really cared to ask what all the cheeses are.

>>8892943
So canadians are stupid too? Now I don't feel so alone.

>>8893765
Is that what it's called? Tessellating the cheese? Because that shit pisses me off too. I watch and scream internally. It's like wow are you so lazy you just slap the cheese on like that? They're in triangles asswipe.

I need that maximum cheese coverage.

>>8891798

That depends entirely on where you shop.
Any old shithole will have highly processed fake cheese, cheddar, jack, mozzarella, and other common stuff.

Go to a better market or a specialty shop and you can get a wide variety of stuff imported from all over the world. The only ones we don't have here are foreign cheeses made with unpasteurized milk aged less than 60 days.

>>8893914
I'm going to ask that you elaborate and link me to a news article.

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I went to subway a few months ago and the sub was $9.50, it was usually $6.50

It was the same that I always got, buffalo chicken on italian with vegetables, and the indian girl slid my sandwich on the bare counter

>>8894618
Where are you people? You keep bringing up indians.

>>8894623
Philadelphia

>>8884653
:( My favourite is too far away from where I live
praise the magic black bastard that makes those goddamn fuckin tasty ass Sherwood sandwiches
Fuck i really want one now

>>8888909

found the roastie

>>8888668
Ex-employee here, can confirm.

>>8892759
Didn't even read all this but bullshit, I had to tell co-workers constantly to ease up on toppings. They'd lay down an ungodly amount of lettuce and 6 lines of sauce even when customers said "just a little."

>>8884653
This. If I want a sandwich I can pay $6 for a footlong sub at a local shop that has more than 1 slice of meat and a pound of lettuce on it.

>>8894165
So, you didn't tell them how you wanted it?

Why doesn't Subway carry mozzarella? It would go a lot better on a meatball marinara sub than provolone

>go through drive-through instead of going in this time
>steak and cheese footlong, herb and cheese, green peppers and chipotle sauce
>"do you want that toasted?"
>no please
>wait 10 minutes at the window
>"ah, here you go, sorry about the wait. we're busy right now"
>that's fine thank you
>drive off
>proceed to unwrap the sub
>they toasted it anyway

really, I understand that the steak and cheese doesn't sound good cold, but don't just assume it should be toasted anyway after I specifically said no toasting.

then I couldn't bring myself to go back and fault them on it and have it remade without looking like an asshole.

>>8894948
They usually do. You just live in hell.

>>8884352
>>8885694

>no ice cunts are actually proud of their special snowflake orders

Generic order master race reporting in. I get pleasure out of standing out as little as humanly possible and making my order the easiest on the cooks and cashiers. I like to serve as a friendly reminder to all fast food clerks that not everybody is a picky cunt like those no ice faggots that take so much pride in finessing a couple extra ounces of tumor juice that they go home and blog about it.

>>8892539
You're entitled to your own opinion even if it's completely wrong.

>>8894948
They don't have swiss either which would go good on a lot of their sandwiches

>>8892539
Spinach is a casual filter.

>>8886907
I like spicy mustard on mine

>>8895187
Nice blog, m8

>>8895187
I get pleasure from eating what to eat instead of being an autist about ordering "easy" things. Which would make sense, kinda, at a fast food restaurant where they have pre made burgers but at a quick casual where everything is made to order you're just a dumbass for not getting that veggie you crave or the sauce you prefer.

>>8892558
Go there in the morning, get a bacon bagel belt on the asiago bagel

>>8884649
I find this arousing

>>8895421

>that veggie you crave or the sauce you prefer

You're eating out for the wrong reasons. I have problems with people who go to a restaurant, choose a dish, then decide it must be meticulously altered to suit their every whim. The chef or creator of the menu had a vision in mind when they decided upon those dishes. If you want to eat something that isn't on the menu, go to a restaurant that has it or make it at home.

Where do you even draw the line? The menu at any restaurant reveals every ingredient they have in the kitchen. What stops you from commissioning any restaurant to be your personal chef? If you aren't eating at a restaurant because you want what the kitchen makes best, you are nothing more than too lazy to cook, period.

>>8895595

Let me clarify. This doesn't apply to restaurants that have a "create your own" anything, a fill-out form, or a visible line like subway or chipotle.

>>8891933

Do they still do this? I worked at a subway 10+ years ago when they rolled out the pizzas. That was my shit but I haven't seen it in a while.

>>8884349
Can I have more oil please.

>>8884349
I know this feel. I always get my cold cut on italian with extra white cheddar and bacon with no veggies. But when I ask for just a little BBQ sauce they drench the entire fucking thing.

>>8895595
>The chef or creator of the menu had a vision in mind when they decided upon those dishes
You know this is a thread about Subway, right?

OK FAGGOTS LISTEN UP AND LET ME LEARN YOU THE EXACT PHRASE I USE


"Any sauces?"
> Yeah, Just a quick shot of XXXX please.


Works every time. Sometimes they do too little even and I have to ask for another "quick shot"

>>8888668
plus they are vegetarians so that's on top of a veggie sub with all the veggies

>>8896005
This.

I learned a long time ago that "just a little bit" means fuck all to anyone behind the counter at Subway, Chipotle, etc.

My Chipotle phrase is a "half-scoop" when I don't want as much rice ... they seem to understand that one.

>>8892759
You actually have a pretty good point. It's pretty easy to get what you want at subway if you speak more specifically than hurrrr mayo and lettuce plox

>>8896005
This. Alternatively you can say one "line" of sauce and that seems to work out pretty well

>>8892550
>onions on before toasting
this dude knows whats up! i do this everytime

your bmt is also top tier. i personally wouldnt go with olives tho

>>8892550
>onions on before toasting

You beautiful son of a bitch

>>8895286
all the subway locations around me carry swiss. Its totally region/location dependant.

>>8894605
>a better market or a specialty shop
>Subways
Not sure if you just skipped a word, or if the burgerclap variety of Subways really is that much different.

>>8894948
Probably because it's too soft at room temperature so it'd be a pain in the ass to handle.

>>8895286
My subways just got swiss recently.

>>8895187
You're one of the good ones. Everyone should try to be like this in most facets of life.

>>8898060
Ordering a menu item still fast food makes sense. But still quick casual where it's made to order anyway is absurd.

>Gee I really want pickles and all I have to do is stop being a faggot long enough to ask...oh well.

>>8898060
People like you just don't understand the value of a dollar. I'm rich now, but I used to be poor so I know what money is really worth and I won't spend it on something that's not exactly what I want.

Fucking millennials.

>>8898080
>Fucking millennials.
And ya blew it

>>8892759

I'm homeless (besides my tent and sleeping bag), but I have a job and can eat out all day erryday. My Subways are always tasty and satisfying, even/especially when I'm unspecific and it's made in a way that I wouldn't have chosen myself

I hope that your post gets through to these silly boyos. It's as if they don't actually enjoy food

>>8895187
Why are you so stingy about no ice?
No ice is a lot easier to do than no pickles or no mayo. There's only 2 ingredients ever to the drink, drink and ice. No ice is the easiest no to get right, and if you fuck up no ice then you might want to smoke a little less reefer on the job.

>>8898080

If you knew what money was really worth you'd shut the fuck up and enjoy your sandwich. Learn how to not be a tired old cunt.

>>8898285
Except for the fact that Subway has a self serving beverage dispenser.

>>8895187
>decide not to be picky
>I'd like salt, pepper, lettuce, tomato, cheese, ketchup, pickles, mustard, big Mac sauce and a McChicken on my burger
>Thinks this is easier on the cooks than "plain mcdouble"

>>8898299
>Read the post I'm replying to
>This guy genericly orders ice at subway with a self serving dispenser
He must be really retarded if he gives himself ice just because it's generic. I'd even argue it takes more time to do that

>>8898285

The two things that any fast food corporation wants most is quality control and quality consistency. "Special" requests threaten both of those. When you order something off the menu, it is entirely in the hands of the business to deliver what you ordered and ensure that it is exactly as advertised. Request even one ingredient be added or taken off and the business can no longer deliver that product with the same confidence.

For example, say you're drunk as fuck at Waffle House at 3am and demand your hashbrowns are triple covered. They oblige, and presented in front of you is a meager handful of hash browns shrouded in a glistening pool of yellow cheese product. From a business perspective, you are more likely than not to think negatively on Waffle House for this than acknowledge your own mistake. Businesses know this and despite being in no position to withhold special requests from their guests, they have no way of guaranteeing a positive experience after a request has been accepted.

Besides, a lot of fast food cups lack sufficient structural integrity if they aren't full of ice, making it a liability to both you and the employees.

>>8898780
Spotted the fast food industry rep. Cry harder, is my suggestion

>waahhh he doesnt' want cheese on his burger SO MUCH QC WORK OHH MY GOD

>Besides, a lot of fast food cups lack sufficient structural integrity if they aren't full of ice

What employee manual did you read that one out of? My fucking sides.

>>8898780
But it's just ice dude. It's not an ingredient, it's ice.

>>8898787

I worked for two months at a Dairy Queen almost ten years ago. That's the extent of my fast food career.

I like how it's out of your realm of thought to empathize for fast food workers without actually being one.

>>8898791

I know it isn't an ingredient, and I know that it's a really small thing to argue, but fuck it I feel strongly about it. I've experienced first hand people order drinks with no ice and they are always retards in one way or another, like in a first impression sort of way too. They're always the kind of person that within one second of seeing them you deduce that their IQ is the same number as your shoe size.

>>8898804
>That's the extent of my fast food career until I learned about this fascinating new program where you can shitpost all you want and get paid for it! Just have to sign the NDA though so I can't tell you at all loooooool enjoy misdirection.

I'm going to start fucking up my orders and having every drink without ice just because I know it pisses you off and ruins your job. Enjoy it, fast food rep.

>>8898804
It's not about greed. I like to drink my drinks slowly, and I absolutely hate watered down anything. I hate flavored water for this reason and would rather have water than a watered down flavor. When the ice melts I consider my drink ruined compared to a room temperature drink (with few exceptions) and that's why I request little or no ice in my drinks.

>>8898780

Then why do they advertise with the slogan "Have it Your Way?"

Checkmate faggot.

>>8898804
>It's not the employees who fuck up "no ice" fault, the dumb one is the customer!
Maybe the customers expect you to be able to do this one task. 19/20 times when I ask for little or no ice, they succeed. I don't give them flak when they're busy and made a mistake during a rush but no ice isn't a complicated business destroying request.

>>8898811

I drive a beer truck you retarded faggot

>>8898957
Can I hang out in the back of your truck?

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>>8892759

>>8884349
This is now a subway superior sandwich thread

>Oven roasted chicken breast
>pepperjack cheese
>Honey oat bread
>black olives
>onions
>bacon
>jalepeno
>vinegar and oil
>Toasted

get on my level faggots

>>8891607
Im not a vegefag but I occasionally enjoy a blackbean patty. Thanks for the tip

>>8900038
>getting anything other than cold cuts at subway

fucking pleb.

>>8900069
>Not going to the superior jimmy johns for cold cuts

Out

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Superior sandwich shop coming through.
>Based firefighters
>Delicious as fuck sandwiches
>Employees can cut a sandwich in half
>Sandwiches are properly made
>Sandwich doesn't fall apart
>Bread isn't cheap, shitty, and stale
>Hires people who actually speak English
Hook and Ladder is the fucking best.

>>8900115
Heard of this but never been to one. One of the best sandwiches i've had was from Tat's Deli in downtown seattle

>>8886068
>fountain

it's like you don't live in a 3rd world shithole where no fast food place has fountains because every single place they tried it ended up with smart assholes bringing literal buckets to fill up with shitty soda so they could save a few pennies

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>>8892771
>Can I get some banana peppers?
>Dumps two heaping handfuls of peppers on the sandwich

>>8884365
It's seriously the worst when you're one of them and mixed with white. KFC and popeyes workers who are Indian scowl at me and give me dirty looks when I order goddamned meat. Some will have the guts to ask me why I'm eating meat, to which I just say I'm Catholic and not Hindu/Muslim...

>>8900079
> superior
> to subway

So.. anywhere?

>>8886798
>>8893239
>lettuce
There's your problem.
It's just shredded iceberg - practically water on a nutritional level. The texture is nice, but if you want a little crunch and vegetables on your sandwich, always go with spinach:
If you ask for spinach, they won't give you much at all.
If you ask for lots of spinach, you'll get some spinach.
You can then just ask for more spinach until you have as much as you like.
They just fucking dump fistfuls of iceberg lettuce on your sandwich because iceberg lettuce costs about as much as water too.

What is Subway's best cookie and why is it the White macadamia nut cookie?

>>8900163
because white macadamia is just the best cookie in general.

A subway sandwich artist literally raped me with food.

>>8892550
>>8900038
Nice combos. Here's one of mine:

The Subway Taco:
>Steak and cheese
>Flatbread
>Shredded cheese (and/or extra if you want to be fancy or if they're stingy with the cheese)
>Toasted
>Tomatoes
>Onions
>Lettuce (plead or bargain with them for a meager amount, try spinach, or just omit leaves altogether)
>Hot banana peppers and/or jalapeno peppers
>Hot sauce and/or chipotle and/or ranch

I realized, after this became my 'regular' sandwich for some time, that I was basically ordering a taco every time I went to subway.

>>8900159
Are you retarded? Iceburg lettuce is expensive as fuck lately.

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>>8891632
>living in SE Pennsylvania
>ever going to Subway
What's wrong with you?

>>8892748
Personally I'm shocked that they even attempt to train the employees on this because without fail an order from Taco Bell looks like someone drop kicked the tacos into the bag from across the kitchen and then slam dunked a fistful of napkins on top.

>>8900337
>getting subs at wawa
pleb tier.

It's all about the pretzels and the bagel melts.

Add a tin of dip and a coffee and i'm 20 again.

>ask for lots of onion and light jalapenos
>get light onions and a tonne of jalapenos

god dammit how

>>8900337
>falling for the wawa meme

>>8900115
This shit's bomb nigga, they definitely don't skimp out on the meat like fagway does.

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>>8892759

>>8884349
Why wouldn't you just tell them stop stop, OP?

>>8884349
>putting dressing on sandwiches
why would you do that? Dressing is for salads when babies can't handle the taste of veggies so they slather shit all over it.

>>8900525
Nah it's for when you don't want a dry ass sandwich.

>>8900525
imagine the guy that made this post.
Hes handsome, cool, a true original, has good tastes, and isnt afraid to show it. He doesnt just /think/ salad dressing doesnt belong on sandwiches, he KNOWS it. Youre damn right he does, Im sorry could you speak up a bit? You slather dressing on vegetables? What, are you not able to handle the taste of vegetables like a true alpha male?
This guy probably got a hot blowjob from all of our moms before, during, and after he posted this solid gold comment. How can the rest of us even compete at this point?
In other words, stop liking what HE doesnt like.
How many times a day do you fuck?

-italian herbs and cheese loaf untoasted
-tuna
-lettuce
-onion
-light mayo
-half swiss
-half provolone
-salt
-pepper
-bacon(extra)
-a bottle of Ocean Spray apple juice
-one white chocolate raspberry cookie

come at me

>>8900542
ranch chugging baby detected.

>>8900549
Having oil , vineger or any other dressing drizzled on a sandwich isn't for "babies" like you insist fucken pleb.

>>8900542
are you okay?

>>8900525
>using a sauce on something isn't okay because they used the word dressing and my autism says that dressing is only for salad
Are you literally retarded?

>>8894060
Me. Vegfag for life

>>8884657
It's that or cleaning toilets.

>>8886907
>not getting peppers and onions with your meatball sub

>>8887563
>t. Yellowknife

It's not that expensive outside of Northern Canada - although still pretty expensive compared to the US.

>>8891479
I used to work at Subway in highschool, the "tuna" is like 70% mayonnaise

>>8900630
i just eat the chicken :^)

>>8901449

Sounds about right. I did a brief stint at a Which Wich while waiting for my next real job to start and both the tuna and the "Krab" were about 50% mayo.

>>8892759
Bravo. My wife usually ends up unhappy with her sub. She never corrects them if they make a mistake, and she won't explain something if they don't understand. Don't be scared to tell the person being paid to make your sandwich how you want your sandwich, simple.

>okay great, and uh, just a squirt of chipotle sauce to top it off

*PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTtterppp*

>>8901449
And?

>>8902367
"And" what? That's a fuckload of mayo son

>>8902388

Bullshit asshole no one likes the tuna!

>>8885528
They have soup at Subways in my town, I live in Nebraska

>>8902838

Do you live in the intolerable annoying hipster city or do you live in Omaha?

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>tell guy no lettuce
>he instinctively reaches for the lettuce anyway

>>8903251
Can't blame him when nearly everyone starts with lettuce

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>>8884349
How the fuck can anyone eat here the quality is so bad, worse than McDonald's or Burger King.

>>8900271
Are you a bong? I saw that there was a shortage of that shitty water leaf somehow. It's fucking dirt cheap in california.

>>8903197
>hipster city
>Nebraska

You've got to be shitting me.

>>8900575
He is less retarded than my friend that hates salad so he eats it plain without any salad dressing.

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>be me
>work at Subway
>run out of cheese
>head to back refrigerator to get a new bag
>cut open bag
>a terrible fart smell comes out of the bag
>serve this to people
>run out of type of meat
>head to back refrigerator to get a new bag
>cut open bag
>a terrible fart smell comes out of the bag
>serve this to people
>run out of vegetable
>head to back refrigerator to get a new bag
>cut open bag
>a terrible fart smell comes out of the bag
>serve this to people
>people pay money for this

>>8891280
anon stop making my dick hard, that sounds orgasmic. tfw no meatballs on menu in german subway ;_;

>>8884349

>I'll have some tomatoes
>*adds tomatoes*
>Some peppers...
>*adds peppers*
>Some chillies
>*instantly grabs the bottle of chilli sauce and ruins the sub before I can tell her to stop*

I fucking hate having fast food dominated by eastern Europeans here.

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>>8886068

>>8886068
>Fill it with ice anyway.
>Dump the ice out.

>>8895187
Good job, retard.

Congratulations, but you've got it wrong.

Former wagecuck here, the McDonald's I worked at literally had machines that made drinks for us, we just had to put on a lid.

Anything else was handed to a customer (i.e their own cup)

As far as restaurants that don't do that, you think "no ice" is more difficult that having to scoop up ice??

What's wrong with you, Anon?

>>8895187
All you have to do is ask for no ice
It's not autistic
It just means, no ice
The soda is already cold
There's no need to get a large soda and fill it with ice because you're just getting watered down medium soda in a large cup, meaning you'll want to fill it up again repeatedly
If anything, you're the autist for acting like some godly being for the prospect of asking for ice in your soda
It's just a soda you degenerate fucking scum

>>8900381
And that's when you ask for more. Seriously, stop giving a fuck.

>be me at Chipotle
>they scoop enough chicken to feed an infant
>"Can I get a little more chicken?"
>they give me the right amount
>sprinkle on a baby fist size of lettuce
>"A tiiiiny bit more."
>give me adequate amount

You have to ask nicely and then play around with phrases a bit, so that you're aren't just like "Give me more, asshole"

>Can I get a tiny bit more?
>Just a liiiittle bit more
>I'm sorry, could I get a bit more ______

It's really easy to get creative with how to ask for more when some poor server is just having quantity control issues.

>>8893759
>employee wearing jewelry while handling food
No bueno.

>>8905444
I agree. Also, if they have "body art" spattered on any visible skin surface. I'll refuse the food, then and there. That shit is filthy.

>not getting a tasty hoagie from the local italian deli

lol!

>>8905631
>hoagie
?
I think you mean grinder

>>8904970
Lincoln is full of millennial hipster shitheads.

>>8905631
>tfw your town only has two independent sandwich places
>both are owned by middle easterners, have super slow service, are greasy as fuck, and overpriced

>>8891675
Fuck why are they only in QLD?! I live in Sydney, didn't even realise they had stores in Aus. Had it in Japan and really liked it

>>8905654
>grinder
are you trolling or does your backwoods ass town actually call a SUB a grinder?

>>8905654
>>8905747

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submarine_sandwich

>A submarine sandwich, also known as a sub, wedge, hoagie, hero, grinder, or Italian sandwich, is a type of sandwich that consists of a length of bread or roll split lengthwise and filled with a variety of meats, cheeses, vegetables, and condiments.[1] The sandwich has no standardized name

>>8884657
>I don't understand how anyone can unironically do that sort of minimum wage cuck work

Yeah, everybody should just be an investment banker like my dad. I don't get why everyone doesn't do that. People are so stupid!

>>8905820

I think you meant "large sandwich".

>>8887587
That sucks dude...

>>8892635
overcomplicated hipster garbage

>>8906458
>I'm afraid of choices

What are you, 12?

>>8906092
You don't have to be an investment banker, silly. Some of us aren't interested in money. I don't even work for a living and I have to get by on my trust fund. It's not easy living in Bed Stuy when all my friends live in TriBeCa but I'm determined to show the world that I can make it on my own

>>8902466
Fuck off back to /o/.

>>8884596
in my area they're all operated by fat white trash cougars who spend about half the time bitching on the phone to their convict baby-daddy before making my sandwich

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>>8884349
>could i get a meatball sub with cheddar and toasted bun?
>you know, meatball subs are a lot better with mozzarella.
>o-okay, i don't care mozzarella's fine
>okay could i get lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, jalapenos, chipotle sauce, spinach, and onions please?
>haha people don't normally put vegetables on their meatball subs!
>o-oh is that a fact? h-haha, then i'll try it without vegetables this time
I can't wait until robots take over the service industry. Why do these fucking sandwich drones feel the need to talk to me?

>>8906567
That's true where I am in the south too. I don't know why because most fast food joints are staffed by nignogs, but subway seems to hire mostly fatass white trash women. Might as well be nignogs though because most of them gravitate toward being blacked anyway, nowadays.

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>order meatball sub
>if I dont consume it in the next 60 seconds the bread turns to sludge

>go to erberts and gerberts
>hi ill get a Vesuvius
>cheery overweight black man makes my sub while singing along to 90's rock in the background
>delicious extra chewy piece of bread included that prevents any sogginess or can be used to wipe out any sauces in the wrapper and eat it

or

>walk into blandsvill and instruct some sandwich autist to slap together shit which I pay too much money for

>>8905625
say goodbye to 3/4 of the food you ever order at a restaurant, you shitfuck.

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>>8906604
>not just getting what you want anyway

this thread contains some seriously psychotic posts
i love this board

>>8906480
>I think menus should have dozens of options instead of doing a handful of things right

What are you, a Chinese restaurant?

>>8906696
An autism diagnosis dictates you unhirable. We're at 50% unemployment.

There is no chance this "sandwich autist" you have dreamt up exists.
I guess it's fun to hate the awful, nasty smelling Mexican produce market that is Subway.

>>8906604
>not being so nervous and fidgety, refusing to make eye contact, and barely being able to form coherent sentences that they interact with you as little as possible

Step your game up son.

>>8906893
They're sandwich toppings, not full on entrees. It's not like you can "do mayo wrong".

>>8884349
Be glad you got extra my cheap ass subway barely adds any

>>8884365
>>8884610
>>8884649
>>8884656
>>8885532
>>8886549
>>8887466
Jesus Christ, just how many mothetfuckers on this Singaporean shadow-puppet symposium are from Southern Ontario?

>>8906604
Don't blame the workers for your autism. Learn to communicate like a human.

>>8892725
Pretty much yeah, ice caps and donuts are good tho

eating at subway is like eating out of a garbage bin motherfucker smells like vomit too