How do you get so fat that you manage to burn a building dow

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America has too much good stuff.

>>8867341
It didn't burn down though
Still hilarious

>>8867341
eh just keep a can of beer on hand and douse the flames when they pop up
it's what I always do when grilling pork

>>8867341
>Go to cheap all you can eat place
>Start small but gradually train your stomach to accept more
>Fill multiple plate with Ham cubes, Chicken wings, potato wedges, chicken nuggets, tenders, mash potato, rice, ground mystery meat, etc etc
>Now douse everything in Ranch sauce.
>Every Fucking thing.
>Do not stop eating until you feel like u r about to burst
>Do not allow yourself to vomit.
>Repeat until gravitational pull is achieved.

>>8867341
If those stairs are 6 inches high, that casket is 5 feet wide. Fuck.

>>8867478
What is depth perception?

>>8867341
HFCS, it's gotten to the point where we have to drive some people to the zoo so they can get an MRI because they won't fit in our regular machines.

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>>8867341
>A routine cremation at a Cincinnati funeral home
>Cincinnati

>>8867341
They mistake the feeling of not being full for the feeling of hunger.

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>>8868090
>TFW you eat a whole bunch of skyline before working out and puke everywhere.

>>8867341
the same reason you can't get raped by muslims less