has anyone on here ever been to an all you can eat buffet and

>>8863664
This is America.
Shitting out liquid is a national pastime.

Are you saying you hate America?

>>8863678

where did i say i hated shitting out liquid?

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>>8863664
>shitting out liquid
Is their any other way to poop?

>mfw stomachlets can't handle an all-you-can-eat buffet

If you aren't having rock hard shits after a buffet you didn't eat right

Do those brazilian restaurants where they walk around with endless swords of filet mignon count?

>>8863664
Yeah. I go to my local indian casino for the buffet all the time and I haven't been sick once.

>>8864399
Absolutely. These are good fun.

>>8863664
My favourite buffet at the moment is an all-you-can-wok.
>collect raw ingredients from buffet
>hand to cook & nominate a sauce
>comes back cooked
>add a little steamed rice (or not, if you took noodles as an ingredient)
>omnomnom
>repeat
Last time I was there I ate 8 different types of animal over the course of dinner.
>satisfaction_hires.jpeg

>>8863664

Yes. Finding a buffet which serves high quality food isn't hard to accomplish here. The trick is to eat binding agents like rice, that way your shit is normal, just extra long.

The Old Country Buffet is the only buffet to ever give me food poisoning, chink buffets have never made me sick, neither have Indian.

>>8864399
Definitely, it's an upgrade to the traditional trough buffet because:

- the buffet comes to you,
- the gawd mode salad bar,
- higher price prevents the entry of the utter dregs of society,
- and all things considered, less chance of picking somebody else's germs.

>>8864445
This.

I've never been to a chinese buffet that led to any kind of gastric distress other than eating so much I just wanted to die.