Hey /ck/, I just inherited $300 from my dead uncle. I'm

A lighter

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A handle of Tito's

Just another fifth of pinnacle vodka.

Oh, and a soda too.

Thanks dude. Sorry about your uncle, he is in God's hands now friend.

A case of Boone's Farm for old times sake.

>>8863016
>titos
Is this stuff any good. I've seen a lot of people say it's great for the price. How does it compare to other medium shelf vodkas?

A quick death.

>>8863019
Don't be, I'm still mad at that faggot for never molesting me.

>>8863024
it's worlds better than a ketel one or grey goose or whatever

>>8863024
Its smooth vodka. Its made of corn and has a hint of it as a slight aftertaste. Overall, a liter is like $21 and its great neat from the freezer or used in mixed drinks. Is a very solid vodka.

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>>8863026
>when you wipe your asshole a little too deep and remember your uncle

>>8863033
Nice.. whenever I drink vodka I usually just get Smirnoff. Looks like it's time for a switch

>>8863052
Its really worth trying for 20 and change.

>>8863001
Pimm's, pls.

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Heh.. get me a bottle of this, bud. I'll even give you a drink of it if it isn't too strong for you. Oh, and sorry about the uncle, kiddo

>>8863026
Get two bottles of cheap vodka and give one to a homeless man in trade for fucking your ass

300 dollars of liquor. Thanks, guy. Sorry about your uncle

>>8863097
My man

>>8863001
what kind of cheap bastard leaves someone 300 dollars?

>>8863135
Thats like 6 Red Ryder BB guns, bro. Best Uncle ever

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>thread reminds me that my abusive father should die soon
>I'll inharret the solid gold I know he used to invest in and the big pickup truck I know he used to drive

Feels fucking good man.

>>8863001
Sorry to hear that.

Anyway, cinco de drinko is coming up, so how bout some mid-shelf tequila, coarse salt, and limes. I'll pick up stuff for adobo and we can all watch that big titty weathergirl on channel 5. That'll cheer ya up.

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24 pack of this and you'll be my best friend

>>8863135
tfw 1/64th jewish uncle

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>>8863001

Grab me a loke, bud. You're the best.

>>8863772
>implying I enjoy the seven colors of the rainbow shooting violently out of my ass between breaks of couchlock and cancer tier sickness for days

Friends don't buy friends 4 loko.

>>8863135
my granny told me she is only going to leave me like 1k. and my 3 infant cousins are getting the lions share

>>8863001
crystal head vodka

A bottle of J&B Rare and two ice cold 40s.

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Grab me a bottle of this and some tonic.

>>8863202
Learn how to spell inherit and youll go places

>>8864358
Learn how to spell you'll and so will you.
Cretin.

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>>8863001
get me a stoli elit and maybe a nice belgian quad

Luksusowa, tonic, and a lime

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>>8864388
>Luksusowa
ah, a man of taste who values excelent quality to price ratio
it's a shame there are so few potato vodkas on the market

>>8863135
It's not like it's his dad. Maybe he said "split up 90% of my wealth between my two kids, and the remaining 10% between my eight nieces and nephews."

>>8863135

>tfw no grandparents

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>>8863001
Pic related please

Three six packs of Budweiser and a bottle of captain morgan

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For me, it is the Evan, the best low-shelf bourbon.

the bottom shelf, all of it.

>>8866332
Can confirm, it's my cheap bourbon of choice.

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>>8863051
>when you recycle reddit jokes on 4chan

>>8866332
Great stuff.

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>>8863772
Nice dude, I just had a gold!
>>8863779
>>implying we don't enjoy shooting the rainbow out our ass and enjoying our buzz

>>8866332
Fuck yead dude! Love Evan Williams

>>8866332
Fourthing. Evan has been there for quite some time. An acceptable whiskey for a mediocore man.