>love eating food >don't like most foods and

better post a thread about your miserable existence then

>>8860337
Y-yeah, what else am I supposed to do?

>>8860365
kys would be a good start

>>8860335
what sin did we commit

>>8860335
>>love eating food
>>don't like most foods and can't cook

just like every other millenial

>>8860417
Did the globalists put something in the vaccines so that this would happen?

>>8860483

No, it's the fault of advertising starting in the 50's convincing people that cooking is hard work and drudgery so they should buy canned products, "instant" mixes, etc. instead. As a result of this cooking skills have been lost because it's so easy to hit a drive-thru or buy something premade and frozen.

>>8860483
>Did the globalists put something in the vaccines so that this would happen?

millenial snowflakes can't be bothered to learn home skills... they be eatin chipotley errday.

brainwashed millenial women equate cooking to mysogyny & slavery.

say free, millenial women! kek

>get on /ck/ after a while
>pol spilling into it
bb

>>8860503
>muh safe spaces

>>8860492
You're right, but I meant that the globalists put something in the vaccines to get people to not like most foods

>>8860503
>special snowflake goes to pol
>gets truth raped and TRIGGERED
>hides on other boards taking pot shots at pol

>>8860335
I'll share the easiest pasta with you OP. I hope you like garlic and chili peppers.
>Boil a lot of water and put salt in it.
>Taste it, regulate the salt
>put long pasta in it, or short pasta, do the fuck you want
>While it boils put some olive oil in a pan, heat it, add smashed garlic (or finely cut, if you like a stronger taste) and chili peppers (finely cut)
>Don't burn the garlic
>When pasta is ready (al dente mi raccomando, taste it every now and then) throw away almost all the water (keep a couple spoons)
>Throw pasta in the pan, high heat, add the water you kept, mixing constantly for a couple of minutes, don't burn anithing

op would be the perfect food reviewer

>>8860558
Al dente is italian for fuel rationing.

Why would anyone deliberately pretend they are a third world country?

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>>8860577
Because overcooked pasta feels like pic related in our mouths

POT NICE AND HOT
OIL
ONIONS
WAIT
GROUND BEEF
STIR
TOMATO PUREE
STIR
SEASON

RUSTIC, SIMPLE, EASY

>>8860562
I'm not OP, but
>love eating food
>don't like most foods and can't cook
Describes me perfectly. My plan for retirement is making high production value yt videos, and among my ideas is me reviewing food and trying to cook food.
I can't trust what reviewers say because I don't like most of the trash that they like, and OP proves there are people out there like us, so I figure it's existence would be warranted.

>>8860591
HOW COULD YOU STEAL MY NONNA'S SECRET RECIPE???!!!

>>8860590
The_dude.png

There is actually a goldilocks zone between aldente and overcooked. Some people refer to it as fully cooked.

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>>8860602
Ok.

>>8860590
it feels like a svelte asian twink in your mouth? not seeing the problem

>>8860609
Those taste terrible, believe me. Also give you diharrea

>>8860591
>Tomato and Onion beef.

>>8860365
learn to cook what you like in several different variances.

>>8861174
Do you mean different prep styles or different flavors/variations?

The prep styles seems like it would be a pretty solid base for branching out after a while.