>go out to eat >how do you want your eggs? >chocolate

>>8843846
Deviled eggs are a party food, what makes you think you can just order that shit at a restaurant and get away with it?

>>8843846
>I tried to order off-menu and then was triggered when they told me they don't do that

>>8843853
Then why do they call me a "party of one" at restaurants?

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>Drunk at Dennys
>How do you want your eggs
>poached
>W-what?
>poached
>Um...Ill go ask the cook

>Dude the cook says you made that up
>mfw

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>>8843846
>>go out to eat at mcdonald's
>>what do want to drink?
>>1964 Perrier-Jouët Champagne Reserve Cuvée Extra Brut
>>sorry, we can't do that

>>8843859
Really made me think

>>8843846
>go out to eat
>would you like a lemon for your water
>cucumber
>brings a whole cucumber
wtf

>>8843846
try beaten

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>go out to eat
>how do you want your eggs?
>pastel colored plastic shells with candy within and hidden all around
>sorry, we can't do that

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>go out to eat
>how do you want your eggs?
>scrambled
>gotchu, senpai

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>>8843882
>Would you like lemon with your water?
>Actually I need a slice of orange
>She actually brings it

>>8843861
>implying they don't have eggs benedict at Denny's

>>8843846
>going out to eat eggs
Funniest part about that story

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>>8843846
>he thinks an hors d’œuvre is a meal.
Retard.

>>8843992
No one want to go to breakfast with you anon, that's the funniest part of this thread.

>>8843859
damn..

>>8843951
>implying that the night cook at your Dennys knows that's what it's called

>>8843853
party all the time, nigger!

>>8844051
"Cook them like your doing an eggs benedict"

>>8843951
probably frozen

>>8843859
because no one came to your pants party, even though everyone was invited

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>order eggs at a restaurant

>>8844104
>not going to your favorite 24 hour cafe at 3am while stoned af
>not ordering chicken fried steak with two over easy eggs with hashbrowns smothered in green peppers and onions

>>8844109
>3am
>stoned
you filthy degenerate

>>8844109
Degenerates like you are why those poor people have to work graveyard shifts. Making fucking full course meals at 3am for a bunch of drug addicts

>>8844235

You'd be surprised it's actually drunk people and irresponsible single mothers that make up the graveyard shifts. Stoners are the easiest to work with of the inebriated.

>>8844235
>those poor people
The people who work graveyard have the easiest jobs, and the waitresses almost always get the biggest tips because everybody is stoned or drunk

>>8843859
God dammit when did I laugh when I read thos?

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>diner breakfast
>hashbrowns, sausage, toast, eggs any way
>yes I'd like my eggs as a mayonaise atop a steak
>I'm sorry we don't––
>turn 360 degrees and walk out
wtf is wrong with diners in this day in age?

>>8844235
If no one went at night they wouldn't even have jobs.

>>8844235
it's a 24 hour cafe you autist, they're going to be working night shift even if the breakfast-cuck doesn't come in

>"how do you want your eggs"
"good"

>>8843846
Daily reminder that scrambled with bacon bits is the best way to eat eggs and bacon

>>8844533
>not dipping bacon into runny egg yolks
You're not even living

>How do you want your eggs?
>Runnier than a track star.
>waitress doesn't even chuckle

why are people dead inside now?

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>>8843882
>mfw picturing some retard just shouting "CUCUMBER" in response to being asked if he wants lemon with his water

>>8844235
>drug addicts
>stoned
I don't even smoke and am straight edge as fuck but I can tell you're retarded.

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>go out to eat
>OI M8 I WANT ME EGGY WEGGS
>sorry we don't do that

>>8844697
Service industry kills you slowly on the inside as you see your primary dreams fade away and see your life becoming, eat, work, deal with life's shit and repeat.

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>go out to eat
>how do you want your eggs?
>me
>wtf

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>go out to eat
>"how do you want your chicken?"
>"um...well done?"
>"No sir, crispy or grilled"

>>8844014
How is that pronounced? Whores Devores?

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>>8844769
>mfw americans call yolkey clucker dippies "eggs"

>>8844847

Or derves

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>go out to eat
>how do you want your eggs?
>denatured and then renatured
>sorry, we that's not chemically possible

>>8844847
It's Or-dervs. Took till I was like 15 to connect the spoken word with written as the same thing

>>8844847
Ordervs

>>8844898
was there really any need to post this after two people already gave valid answers

>>8844869
Wrong
https://news.uci.edu/research/uci-fellow-chemists-find-a-way-to-unboil-eggs/

>>8844912

Or-dervs

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legit question: What can i do with my eggs that froze? I put them in the back of the fridge and its not a pretty sight.

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>go out to eat
>what would you like to drink
>eggs
>sorry sir, we don't have eggs, will Pepsi be okay?

>>8844912
Ordervs

>go to breakfast with qt
>she orders eggs "well done"
>waiter doesn't know what she is talking about
>ask her if she means over hard
>she asks, "what"?
>ask her if she wants hard yolks
>she says "oh! ya tehee"
>waiter leaves
>she starts talking about how yolk is disgusting
>turn 360 slap her, moonwalk out

>>8844967
>how would you like your Pepsi?
>over easy
>will sunny side up be ok?
>let me just have a coke

>>8845099
>will sunny side up be ok?
>Nah, sunny D is fine

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>>8843853
>>8843859
well, fuck

>>8844912
War chester shire

>>8843861
Once I got an egg sandwich at cracker barrel and when they asked how I wanted my eggs I said poached. They actually did it lmao

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>>8843859

>>8844697
bad jokes are bad

>go to restaurant to eat
>how do you want your eggs, Benedict?
>pause, then realize I'm wearing my name tag from work
>over easy
>ovaries? you sum kinda smart alec?
>my name is Benedict (point to name tag)
>I said over easy
>over easy?
>yes
>we can do that
>and toast
>how much toast?
>2 piece, I want two piece on the table
>if you piss on this table I'm calling the cops
>she works hard for the money starts playing

>>8844697
It was a shit joke.

>>8848055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1TnzCiUSI0

>>8843859
gottem

>>8844936
why did u freeze eggs

>>8844104
I've never gotten the >ordering X at a restaurant

All foods have big markups. Cooking a steak is easier than an egg.

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>>8843859

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>go to Red Robin
>ask for bottle of A-1
>waiter brings me this