>walk into pizza place that uses fancy names instead of regular

I remember when Del Taco combos were called "macho". I spent like 5 minutes at the drive-thru once because every time she asked "would you like that macho" I'd say "no, I want it large" and she refused to budge.

>Terrible bar called Jackasses
>All the food had retarded names like the "Big Dick Burger" and the "Pasta de Cum Saunce"
>If you didn't ask for the the item you wanted exactly the wait staff would make you repeat it.
>I'd like a hamburger please
>What was that?
>A hamburger?
>Read the menu
>T-the big d-dick burger
>ONE BIG DICK BURGER COMING RIGHT UP

>>8833617
The few times I've been to starbucks, I always said medium or large and never got any flack. Maybe they think it's as dumb as I do

I'm glad I don't live in a country retarded enough to have stuff like this

There's a good example of this shit in tornadoland.
http://www.empireslicehouse.com/
The pizza's actually good, though.

>>8833688
There's a shitty bar chain that opened up near me. One where they make the girls dress like sluts. They have 20+ ounce beers or something around 12 ounce. The 12 ounce beers are literally called "girl size" on the menu.

Fancy how?

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>>8833718
>It's like Frank Sinatra and David bBowie had a pizza baby
This may just take the cake for the worst slogan I've ever seen.
Jesus Christ, Oklahoma.

>>8833704
>be a regular at jackasses
>order pasta de cum sauce all the time
>go on a business trip one day
>go out to dinner to some random place
>order "pasta de cum sauce"
>food comes
you can see where this is going

>>8833712
Grande is Italian for large and venti and trenta are literally 20 and 30 (as in ounces).

>>8833688
>not wanting to get date-raped by your tacos

>>8833728
Like fancy like a clown

>>8833704
>>8833742
This is pasta, right? I feel like I've read these exact posts like two or three times now.