>drinking from a glass with ice
>ice falls forward right as the drink gets to my mouth and spills it all over myself
have some ice cubes to cool down a bit
>wears white shirt
>will inevitably stain it
every time
>>8832984
wouldn't have happened if you just drank a pure glass of water with ice
>ask for no ice
>waitress looks at me like I'm trying to get every penny out of a meal I possibly can
>just don't want a diluted beverage and ice is superfluous as the liquid is already cold anyways
>>8832997
the ice is there to keep it cold dumb fuck
>>8833000
the liquid has been chilled for hours. I'm not gonna take a half to drink my beverage, so I don't need ice.
>>8833000
ice cubes are often made from tainted tapwater
>>8833004
*half hour
>>8833004
>thinks the amount of time a drink has been kept cold is proportional to the amount of time it stays cold under room temperature
just wow
>>8832997
>waitress looks at me like I'm trying to get every penny out of a meal
why is she doing that?
is it because you are?
>>8833032
I mean it's chilled. The hours part was just to get the point across that it's at a temperature cold enough to not ice.
>>8832404
Use a straw dipass
>>8832984
>wears white shirt
Why would you do that if you can't even drink properly?
>>8833074
>drinking from a straw
>sneeze
>head rockets forward and a chunk of throat meat gets lodged in there
>>8833063
How does the physical location (asides temperature) affect the temperature of the beverage?
>>8832404
You should use a straw. If a straw is not appropriate in the current establishment then they should keep your glass full enough that you aren't sucking the last 1ml of water in a cup half full with ice. Tip accordingly
>>8832404
>be fat as a motherfucker
>hang out on Vietnamese cat cooking board
>lust for every drop of cola
>pop lid, rotate beef roast hand as it holds 128oz of diet coke
>some spills
>shit post about it because mom won't answer her phone and listen to you bitch.
>>8833666
Pressure matters too. A common thermodynamics exam question asks if a glass of ice water on a mountain (high elevation) is the same temperature as a glass of ice water at sea level.
I won't tell you faggots the answer, though.
>>8833760
True
I always tend to forget that and end up with molten ice and a warm drink.
It's frustrating.
>>8835405
this
>>8833633
HOW OFTEN DO YOU SNEEZE DIPHEAD
>>8836412
Maybe he is allergic to something in whatever he drinks when he sneezest?
>>8836465
Allright allright. Could be. But if yoy know you are allergic then dont order it. Or ask for a new different drink
>>8833687
Someone got angry. Poor little computer.