Hey /ck/ I'm making s special treat for dinner and I'd

>>8828882
Is the surprise that you stuff it up your ass?

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Totino's party pizzas have recently changed their shape. They are square now. You can make a pizza sandwich out of them now! Preheat the oven to 300 F please!

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>>8828882
I hope you deliver, OP.

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>>8828887
No, you silly. The surprise will be a lot more fun than that.

>>8828911
Give me your address <3

Alright so pop that baby in the oven for 20 minutes at 300 F and slide 'er on in!

This thread ends in two ways. Neither are worth your time.

>>8828946
ABORT

Why wouldn't you cook them separately and then tendies in the middle? You're a fucking idiot.

HURRY UP WITH YOUR FUCKING DISASTER OF A PIZZA OP.

>>8828882
I want that periodic table mat.

I hope your oven door gets jammed and you have to call the fire department to explain what you did. You should be arrested.

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Wow that cooked really well! Is anyone ready for the surprise??

>>8829304
Sadly yes. I am ready for the fucking surprise.

Wow cool mat OP! I f'king LOVE science haha

>>8829304
SHOW ME THE FUCKING SURPRISE, OP

>>8828888
> you couldn't make a pizza sandwich out of them before
> he doesn't know how to stack a round thing on top of another round thing

how did you put it on your plate anon?

>>8829304
OP was taken out by old man Totino himself. Nobody will know the secret.

You fucked up, didn't you

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You stupid little shits. You thought this was gonna be a pizza sandwich? You ignorant fuckers. This is a pizza EXTRAVAGANZA! Surprise, you assholes.

>>8829436
Pizza lasagna?

How many african villages is this going to serve?

>>8829446
at least 20 for a week

>>8829436
I'm slightly intrigued. I split a 120 count Totino's pizza rolls with my brother a few weeks ago. It was an extravaganza of sorts

>>8829436
Only pizzas?
Disappointed desu senpai

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Things are heating up around here.

>>8829607
i like where this is going
by like i mean i hate myself and wish every day for the sweet release of death

>>8829607
At this point I hope you put that in between two red baron 'zas. If not ill cut you up and make chili out of you.

>>8829614
and to add insult to injury ill add beans to his chili

>>8829607
Glaze with ketchup.

>>8829607
How many calories is this

>>8829652
Each pizza is 310 calories per serving, and there's two servings per pizza. So 2480 calories from the four pizzas alone.

>>8829607
But is that the only surprise?

>>8829607
moar

What the fuck!? Fucking post it!

>>8829607
>hour and a half later
Did op burn his house down?

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>>8829857
NIgga gotta let him cook the damned pizza

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>>8829436
ohhhh god

>>8829882
Pretty sure the dude ate it and then had a heart attack.

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>>8829905
it takes 10 minutes to heat up these fuckers
op has abandoned us

>>8828882
its always the fucking drunks

I love this board

>>8828882
For some reason I thought those were pizza-flavoured condoms.

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Man fuck you op, i wanted to see where this was going

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JUST LOOK AT THIS BABY

>>8830325
So, what's the surpise? Is it that you're not obese?

>>8830325
what hath man wrought?

>>8830325
>Surprise
You can do better than THAT.

>>8830325
I'm completely unsurprised so far, faggot

>>8830325
Strangely tempting. I thought you were going to do something disgusting, but that pic makes me want to try it.

>>8830325
>I bought premade pizzas and stacked them on top of each other
That is some very suprising ''''''''''cooking'''''''''' anon.
Great thead, well done!

>>8830325
Very nice, although, as another anon said I would have went with the pepperoni or supreme, also a good dousing of parmesan cheese and crushed red pepper, with a smothering of ranch dressing on top

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Some of you are spoiled brats, let me tell you. Just so you know, I ate the entire thing last night.

>>8831022
That looks atrocious, you fat fuck, and why did you spread out your pictures over the span of a day?

>>8831022
You should try putting some pizza seasoning and extra cheese on them next time. It really transforms them. Regardless I am going to have to try this.

>>8828882
>Soybean solids, oils, and emulsifiers
>Cheese

That said I crave these a couple times a year. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

>>8830325
Kill yourself nigger.