I'm currently on a zero calorie diet, for weight loss. I

>>8826307
Ice cube soup

>>8826307
water

>>8826307
dick

>>8826307
Raw ice.

>>8826307
celery
lettuce

>>8826307
Make sure you get your necessary vitamins and minerals.

>>8826307
cucumber
less calories than you need to digest it

>>8826499
the only minerals he needs to supplement are magnesium (through epsom salt baths) and sodium.

>>8826307
Jelly jello whatever its called.
Sugar free stuff is basically calorie free.

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For healthy weight loss, simply drink 6 cans per day.

>>8826307
your diet is TRESHHH

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anyone ever try these abominations? I've seen them in stores, but i do not trust them.

>>8826311
Don't keep it in your mouth too long though.

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>>8826945
I am sure that eating a real tomato is much more fucking healthy than eating "Tomato Natural Flavors"

>>8826969
Purple sweet potato (all natural color)

What did they mean by this?

>>8826993
beet juice

Just stick to fumes

>>8827002
Interesting how sketchy american ingredient lists are.

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>>8826993
No actual tomatoes in there, so they needed some kind of extract to make it red.
I would imagine this stuff has the conistency of Jack's BBQ sauce.
All the products they sell are just colored Splenda water with thickeners.

>>8827011
How in the fuck do americans make peanut butter with 0g protein?

What sort of alchemy is this?

>>8827011
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>>8826969
>m-m-muh harmless additives soooo much for my refined 2017 ALL NATURLAISITIC pallette

you retards and your appeals to nature & emotion sicken me and I eat fresh every single day. kill yourself or find a real argument that isn't just IT NOT NATURR IT BADDDDDDDDDD

>>8826307
Low carb is better for weight loss.

>>8827009
I'm just guessing, 'all natural color' could mean anything. Could also be cochineal extract (made from a bug). I doubt they used actual purple sweet potato for color.

>>8827019
kek, cognitive dissonance much

>>8827019
FDA shits it's pants: The post.

We don't eat your poisonous food any more, friendo.

>>8827016
It's quite simple really, they just extract the natural peanut flavor from the natural fresh roasted peanuts, that way you get all of the flavor with no actual nutrition, because calories.

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>>8827019
Or perhaps they are wondering why a man would eat pancakes while trying to lose weight.

>>8826307
powdered bricks + lemon juice for a lovely, filling red soup
coffee and cigarettes or other appetite-reducing druggos
tons of sauerkraut and vitamins (very low calories at least)
toilet paper is the zero calorie version of the the above option + it's a self-wiping meal

>>8826307
Ice Sriracha
I'm not kidding

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>>8826993

/fit/ reporting in. if you're not a troll you're destroying your body and you're gonna get fatter in a week when you give up and go back to your fatass ways