What does /ck/ usually eat while grunting one out on the toilet

sometimes I'll unroll some toilet paper and put it in my mouth folded up so i have something to entertain myself while i "go"

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>>8820332

>not eating a taco on the toilet.

>>8820332
You keep a copy of "War and Peace" next to the toilet and read that while having a difficult shit. You do not eat at that time, you inglorious fatfuck.

>>8820332
Do Americans really eat when they're on the toilet?

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>>8820464

do you not?

>>8820464
>obsession

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>>8820332
this right here baby!

Whatever I'm eating when I have to take a shit.

Last week I brought some lox & cream cheese on a bagel into the washroom when I had a sudden onset of shit.

>>8820332

buffalo wings

>>8820332

chicken wings are a great food to eat while dropping turds

>>8820332
What kind of retard eats on the toilet?

>>8820615
Hi new friend!

>>8820332
Black pudding.

>>8820615
the kind of retard that like to maximize his time

>>8820464
It's more of a Hungarian thing because we're always so hungry

>>8820650
lel

>>8820650
Top kek!

>>8820650
lol

Yesterday I baked some homemade caramel chocolate chip cookies. Right when the oven dinged, I had a huge disturbance in my gut and I knew what had to be done.

Took the cookies out, flipped a few onto a plate, got a glass of milk, and then headed into the throne room to shoot out some goop while I consume my delicious creation. Ended up almost eating the whole batch in the bathroom so I brought the gallon of milk in there too.

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>>8820650

>>8820332
My vomit on bread looks more appetising than the shit in your pic.

>>8820650
I get it!

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>>8820650
Beautiful my good gentlesir

>>8820650
Came here to post this lol

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>>8820332
Am I the only human that doesnt have a hard time shitting? I've always heard this but never experienced it. I dont think I've ever spent more than 10 minutes shitting. What the fuck is wrong with everybody?

>>8821329
>>>/co/mblr

I never drink except when I shit.

>>8821395
I get completely naked.

>>8821395
>>8821413
I unironically have shits that are so intense that I too have to disrobe.

>>8821413
I don't have any problems taking a shit but I still get naked. Just feels weird taking a shit with any clothes on.

>>8821430
How do you shit when not at home?

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is toilet eating a thing, now?

>>8821329
wait until you get old, kid