For my famous five alarm chili recipe, it all starts here Neighbor,

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Open that joker up and get it in a bowl, looking good

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Behold...the first secret ingredient

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Hoo boy, getting spicy with secret ingredient number two!

>>8811808
>making 5 alarm chili
>cayenne was a secret ingredient

This is going to head somewhere dark, isn't it?

>>8811797
>my famous
>my

If it's canned, it's not yours.

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Now this part is integral, gotta heat that joker for approximately TWO, that's TWO minutes

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Whoops forgot to show the chee, just a little sprinkle , I use a blend of fine chees

>>8811822
It's all mine, Jack!

>>8811820
OP gets intestinal bleeding from even mild amounts of capsicum and wishes to die in a most painful death or his microwave is as dark as my soul.

Looks amazing so far, Jamie Oliver would be proud

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There ya go

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Next step, pull it out and give that joker a little stir...

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>>8811851
lookin
pittyfool
just bcuse i let you go

>>8811818
>>8811822
Fuck off, autistic faggot.

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And all that's left to do is serve with some oyster crackers and enjoy

Hope you all enjoyed my recipe, feel free to use it or share your own secrets

>>8811797
Just ate this with crackers tonight. With beans because I'm not a faggot.

>>8811895
Beans detract from the chili.

>>8811902
This

>>8811875
It's like a punchline.

NO HOMO!

no homo!!!

>>8811895
I like chili with beans....but not canned shit, the beans always taste awful

>>8811875
BEST /CK/ POSTER
I LOVE YOU!

>>8811902
Your mum detracts from my dick.

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>>8812777
Which one?

THIS THREAD IS AN EYESORE

>not eating Chunky Chili

Stop eating canned beans

>>8815156
What'd you put all your oil/res into your beans for man?

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>>8815159
hmm i duno i just like needed a place to put them, as u can see ive not been re-smoking the res, ive been dreaming of ways to cook it. my can of beans is starting to grow into an unholy resin flower.

>>8815172
I'd take the crap from you. I don't think you should cook the stuff though. You pretty much gotta smoke it or throw it away.
Or seal it up and it'll come in handy as fuck some day.

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>>8815193
4am cleaning my pipe thinking how am i going to eat this without getting sick

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>>8811797
>>8811797

Looks simply divine, OP