>see pizza in box on the ground outside >have to wait for

>buy pizza
>cum on it and leave it on the ground
>record some fat loser pick it up and walk away

>>8811331
>Being this jealous of my pizza

It's actually good BTW, better then I expected for streetpizza. Sucks I had to wait though but last time I pulled food out of the trash people looked at me weird.

>>8811322
how much do you weigh OP?

I used to eat Little Caesars out of my work's breakroom. The store was right next to a Little Caesars, people were always leaving free pizza out but sometimes it got thrown away.

I wasn't homeless, or starving, or even pressed for money. I just didn't want the food to go to waste.

>>8811346
Whoops, meant to say breakroom trash can.

>>8811345
Like 140 or 150. I haven't been to wal-mart recently to check.

>>8811343
>It's actually good BTW
You're welcum.

>>8811357
Okay you're being ridiculous. It was probably a female who left it behind because they aren't even good at eating and men don't just leave pizza behind. And women don't have the necessary genitalia. So think a little before you post next time mister virgin.

>>8811358
>going through these mental gymnastics to justify eating someone else's trash

Hahaha

>>8811360
>set food on sidewalk
>suddenly it becomes inedible trash

You have a very perverted worldview.

>>8811322
>food out on common room table
>have to wait until I am alone to seize it
I have so much free food in my room it's awesome

>>8811363
This is some Richard Stallman eating shit off the bottom of his shoe kind of retarded.

>>8811358
>It was probably a female who left it behind because they aren't even good at eating
Virgin stories.

>>8811363
there's a reason someone gave up the pizza...

>>8811366
>on common room table

They probably have CCTV cameras recording it all.

>>8811322
I've eaten from the trash too
No need to be ashamed of that

>>8811322
>See pizza on top of trash can at work in cafe
>Urge to open the box and maybe find a slice to devour
>Realize that it would be a very fat thing to do
>Still end up nudging the box on my way out to see if anything is in there

I saw an unopened beer on my lunch break at work in the parking lot. if it wasn't my lunch break and during a heatwave I would've taken it

>>8811704

could've should've would've fucking loser.

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>>8811322
A black man came up to me and offered me some cake once, black forest it was. Just got off work and starting walking to the c-train, and hey free cake. It tasted fine.

>>8811755
I've heard of black forest cake, but this is ridiculous!