Momma always said. "A Mountain Dew a day, keeps the

Momma died at 53 from stomach ulcers, aggravated by her diabetes.

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>>8806316
>>8806316
Pure water. The true mountain dew.

>>8806337
No ice at least?

I like the brand name Clover Valley. It makes me think that the drink in the can came from a place of natural purity and the company works in perfect harmony with nature.
A truly refreshing beverage and it makes you feel like you're helping our planet.

>>8806340
depends on the mountain

>>8806346
Do you write poetry? Write a poem about the mcchicken, the best fast food sandwich.

>>8806398
For me one day is more than I can manage,
To go without my favourite sandwich,
I'll use my paycheck to get us,
The perfect fresh bun with lettuce,
Chicken so crispy,
For the price its quite thrifty,
We don't have to go very far,
We'll go to the drive thru in my car,
To get the best sandwich by far,

For me it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

>>8806443
Wow .....just...wow.
That was fuckin 10/10
would mcchicken again senpai

>>8806443
Shit metre and rhyme structure. You get a D+

>>8806487
Thanks, best I could do on short notice.

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>>8806443
Kek

>>8806494
Ok teacher....show us how its done, if youre so good at mcchicken poetry

>>8806494
I bet you can't do better.

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Why don't I visit this board more often?

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>>8806443

>>8806337
Pretty sure "mountain dew" is old redneck for moonshine.

>>8806559
He don't wanna battle he's shook

>>8806398
Here, it's a shitty attempt at haiku about Mcchiken:

Delicious,
Best fast food sandwich,
The mcchiken.

>>8807185
My haiku on the mcchicken
The chicken sandwich
Spicy, crispy gull of taste
Im white, the spice hurts.

>>8807218
Doesn't show any emotion or love for the sandwich.

>>8807402
Lead by example mcjudge

>>8807218

Best fastfood sandwich?
For me, it can only be
McDonald's McChicken.

When i think of a sandwich,
I dont want the manwich,
Something so subtle,
They stare when we cuddle,
French fries not needed,
No special sauce needed,
Your sensual softness,
The McChicken.

>>8807974

McChicken be mine
The best sandwich you can find
Please just one more time.

I woke from a dream
I ran and ran
I prayed for a cause
I was at my end
I needed an anchor
My life unfinished
I looked inward and found nothing
These calluses on my hands
I need salvation
I see a spicy mcchicken and all my sorrow ends
Thank you spicy mcchicken
The best fast food sandwich
You are my anchor

>>8806501
PLEASE do more

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The McChicken tastes like shit,
fattys tell me it is the hit.

They aslo clam it tastes nice,
personally I prefer rice.

All those additives make them sick,
while the fat gives them their kick.

Me and my daughter,
we prefer pure water.

>>8808015
You and your daughter are whores

>>8808004
I will, just got writers block.
Trying to brainstorm a few ideas.

>>8808059
Im excited for the first time in a long time. Thanks mcchicken poem person.

There once was a sandwich McChicken.
And it was pronounced finger licken.
It tasted real nice,
with a big coke on ice.
And now it's the thing /ck's picken.

>>8808015
*Me and my wife's daughter

>>8808015
Why do women think they can be funny?

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>>8808032
>>8808089
>>8808102

Triggered fattys and payed McDonald shills,
they don't admit this shitty food kills.

Enjoy being sick,
if this gives you a kick.

>>8808064
thank you

For me the worst time of day is the morning,
Right while the sun is still dawning,
My hunger, It strikes without warning,
I know what I'm craving,
So I'm showering and shaving,
Because my hunger needs staving,
Like a mirage in the distance,
There is no resistance,
The site of my favourite venue,
I'm browsing the menu,
All I can see is hotcakes,
I start getting getting the shakes,
I don't want no McSausage, or bacon McMuffin,
The McChicken is the only thing I want to be stuffin'
I'm really not bluffing,
McDonald's breakfast menu is really a joke,
They should let more chickens the get hatched from egg yolk,
A world with more McChickens could only be better.
So go on your email and write them a letter.

For me it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

>>8808204
Im lost for words.......im literally crying.

I cant go on anymore guys.......

>>8806721
I hate this fucking meme. Just because you're not an artist or poet, doesn't mean you can't criticize other peoples work.

>>8808015
Pretty good 7/10

>>8808738
Shoosh bourdain