>And I know what you're thinking. "I can't

>>8805938
He was obviously talking about shaking a beer so that it'll spray all over a girl with a tight wet t-shirt.

Come on! It's first grade anon!

>>8805938
I don't know. I usually just use my Hitachi magic wand

>>8805990
are they foodsafe? I thought they were just for neck massages

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>>8805990

No one gives a shit that you are a girl on the internet. Stop trying. And no one is impressed that you are sexually liberated either - it just makes you of less use to the rest of us.

>>8806013

I see what you did there. Very clever.

>>8805938
he meant when you dig into the dirt with your bare hands to take out some tasty worms to eat. if you don't do that then you should spend a little less time on 4chan

>>8806041
>No one gives a shit that you are a girl on the internet.
Yeah especially not on /ck/ where the majority is female

>>8806041
Men can use a hitachi too

>chef john, these recipes are good but I can't aford parmesan cheese because I'm on budget
>Of course you can you silly poorfag!
>but chef....
>shut up your whore mouth while Chef John is speaking!
>o-ok...

Buenas noches, dulce principe de nueva york.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StBnr7bLu3M

He's talking about giving it the ol' tappa tappa. Obviously. Either that or all the cayenne you're shaking into your food. It could mean whatever you want. You are the sheikh of your own shake-weight.

>>8806041
Its probably a dude trying to imply he puts stuff in his butt. You seem to have a lot of anger towards women though.

>>8806041
No one except for you apparently lol

nice post!

>>8806065
I bet it feels good on the taint

>>8806111
It seens counterintuitive but you can use iton the dick and you WILL cum

>>8806092
Can you imagine stuffing that thing into your ass though? Like fuck that would hurt

>>8806073
Why didn't he compare the price?

He should have done:
>Price of shitty Kraft annihilated parm.
>Price of OK reggiano cheese
>Price of Imported cheese

>>8806300
because he was buttmad

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>>8805938
>What did he mean by this?

>>8806317
>>8806320
savage

>>8806041
>Bbbut I herd 4chinz was whar I cud go to to maek wymyn debase themselves because they ignore me
The post

>>8806061
>Yeah especially not on /ck/ where the majority is female

Hmm, I wonder if I'm talking to legit qtp2t's half the time here, or just housewives or something

>>8806041
>assuming that anon was a grill
I think youre projecting.

>>8807047
*your

>>8806926
There are no women on the internet. Have none of you fags read the rules?

>>8807099
No because this is post election/fappening 4chan where everyone is either a normie, a fat girl, a redditor, or a hipster bitch trying to be le kool interwebz xD gimme attention plz

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