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>whole life parents are convinced Miracle Whip is better than actual mayo
>finally try mayo one day, realize it's infinitely better and buy it myself
>anytime I go out somewhere with parents for sandwiches these days and ask for mayo they exclaim "WHAT, DON'T YOU WANT MIRACLE WHIP? WHY DIDN'T YA ASK FOR MIRACLE WHIP" as if any establishments carry it
Do you have any parents who are stuck in utterly poor taste forever?
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I only like that shit on chicken burgers
I was horrified when I put it on a breakfast burrito. the egg/miracle whip taste was so fucking sour.
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>>8805944
>I put it on a breakfast burrito
Is this you
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>>8805951
nope?
I like breakfast burritos with scrambled eggs, thin strip of mayo, spicy baked beans, red pepper and fried onion
problem..?
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>>8805956
Yes. It should be egg, potato, meat, cheese, green chili
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>>8805951
No shit. That guy has got to be fucking retarded jfc
Anyway, OP that's funny because I was the exact opposite. I only liked regular mayo growing up but now I much prefer MW
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>>8805964
to each their own m8
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>>8806005
Oops didn't mean to sage. It was on from when I replied to some faggot tendies thread earlier
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My mom and stepdad are horribly picky.
If they go to a latino restaurant and a single non-latino is working there, it's not "authentic", despite them loving olive garden which around here is mostly black and red lobster having no sailors on staff
She went to krystal's once in 1998, she'll never go to another one again, not because Krystal's is hot garbage, but because "it smelled like smoke" (cigs)
All meat has to be well done, this one is more common and understandable, but she refuses any pink at all and raises a huge stink about it.
She also prefers miracle whip to mayo. The only bread worth eating is honey wheat, broccoli and onions can only be steamed. Rice and all oats have to be eaten plain, not even salt is allowed on them.
And basic spaghetti pasta can only be with ground beef. Chicken, Turkey, or anything else is just being silly
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>>8806033
Is your mom a baby boomer by chance? They're the only ones I know that eat like that.
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>>8806033
>Steamed onion
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>>8805930
>be me
>have mayo all my life
>try miracle whip
>it's dogshit
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