>he dips his McDonald's french fries in ketchup instead

>not mixing ketchup and mayo to make literal fry sauce
Stay pleb.

>he dips his fries in anything

>>8804954
Not mixing pickle juice in with the ketchup and mayo

What you're making isn't fry sauce.

Stay pleb.

>>8804954
>eating mayo at all

>>8804948

>unironically enjoying the taste of buttermilk.

>not dipping everything in the sweet and sour sauce
plebs desu

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>>8804948
>ranch and McDonald's fries
that sounds fucking disgusting bro

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>>8804948
>He eats McDonalds food

>mayo
let me guess you also put ranch on pizza?

you absolute philistine

>>8804954
Use to do this in high school
Some kid saw me do it and screamed out the top of his lungs. "YOU EAT THIS?!?!?!?"
Then I said "No. I got mayo and ketchup for no reason"

>>8804982
>he doesn't realize mayo is the secret to most great sauces
wew lad

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>not dipping fries in dijon

fucking animals, every last one of you!

>>8805207
Mix dijon mustard, honey, lemon juice, and mayo.

Now you're getting somewhere, but sauce is too classy to waste on fries. Need pretzels.

>>8805207
yucky

>>8804948
>Not stealing jarred pesto by the boat loads & using it as your go to condiment

>>8804948
Do American really do this?

>>8805235
Europeans use straight up mayo. Don't pretend like you don't.

>>8805219

That sounds like a pretty tasty sauce. And fuck yeah sauce on fries/lipstick on a pig, bring on the pretzels!

>>8805227

fight me I'm a super saiyan

>>8805219
Ratio?

>>8805238
i dont really eat mayo

>>8804948
>ranch

AMERIFATS REEEEE
when will /ck/ just adopt /pol/ flags

>>8805250
If they did that it would ruin all the anti american shitposting, because we could see what shitty place like Canada or Australia you're from

>>8805240
1/2 cup mayo
3 tbsp mustard (you can cut it with some regular mustard if you want)
2 tbsp honey
1 tbsp lemon juice

That makes a fairly mayo-y sauce. Adjust accordingly.

>>8804948
double cheeseburger>big mac

>Not dipping them in honey mustard
Explain yourself.

>>8804948
Only the now discontinued habanero ranch, normal ranch a shit.

on the rare occasion that i eat mcdicks, i find their fries best on their own as long as theyre still warm

>>8805370
Seriously, as soon as they get cold they're disgusting.

Mcdonald's fries are the best with big mac sauce to dip them in.

McDonalds fries are perfect without sauce, but I will accept dipping them in sweet n sour.

Ketchup is forbidden.

No, just ketcup for french fries. It's the only thing ketchup is good for anyway.

>>8804948
Ketchup for plain fries. Ranch for cheese fries with bacon bits and green onion. Tarter sauce for seasoned curly fries.

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>>8804948
I only put black pepper on my fries

>>8804948
fuck you heinz is good shit

>>8804948
I enjoy my chips with gravy, pushy peas or some curry sauce

>>8805572
same desu ne

>>8804948
Jesus Fucking Christ.
Don't you retards know anything?

McDonald's fries are supposed to be dipped in your milkshake, preferably vanilla.

>>8804990
Fucking this

>>8804948
Ketchup and fried potatoes were made for eachother

>>8804948
Enjoy your white trash sauce.