I'm usually okay with Mountain Dew but this shit is legit

Mountain Dew is for teens and rednecks.

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>>8804023

>>8803986
What about the green/white/black label ones?

>Spiked
>No alcohol
Why would you chose that name?

I thought it'd be okay but it sucked ass.

However, their strawberry kiwi kickstart shit is decent.

>>8804991
Because spiked can refer to any number of things beyond booze.

The package even explains this in case you're an extra-special class of retard.

>>8804991
To be edgy. It's MTN DEW

>>8804987
green and black are good white wasn't.

>>8804991
cactus

>>8805536

Hold your tongue, you philistine.

>>8805074
>implying its not for the sole reason spiked is associated with alcohol and that how they can get all the kiddies

If that was not the case there would be no reason to put "non alcoholic" in big letters on the front.