>At Subway there's no such thing as "No!"

>>8803279
Can I sniff your poka dots?

>>8803279
>What do you ask?
What is today's special?

>>8803279
They don't have uniforms or good like that at Subway you fucking faggot, fall into a ravine.

>>8803279
Can I just stare into your eyes?

>>8803279
Can I munch your biscuits?

"When did Subway start carrying biscuits?"

>>8803279
I actually just finished masturbating, so sex seems pretty inane to me right now

>>8803279
Can I have the key to the bathroom yo?

That is Emma Stone, right? What movie is this from?

>>8803389
Lunch Time

>>8803389
Lunch Time

Will you suck my dick right now

I ask that you stop reposting this thread.

>>8803396
WTF, I can't find anything about such movie with Emma Stone in it on the internet, be it by googling or on IMDB ...? Can somebody give me a link please?

>>8803389
from some random photoshoot for a fashion magazine apparently

>>8803279
can you get me a shotgun so i can make a little kurt cobain if you know what i'm saying ;)

>>8803279
I'd like to have a bush-league sausage submarine sandwich, please.

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The emojis are the best thing that happened to this board in forever

Can you murder me?

"Hey can you tell me what the antonym of yes is?"

>>8803279
Can I get you pregnant?

Fucking asked if they could cunting heat up my cookies and they said no.

"You peaked at Zombieland."

>>8803279
I'll have your loose meat sandwich.

Can I have a McChicken?

>>8803279
what's the opposite of yes?

>>8803279
>Can I get swiss on that?
>We don't carry swiss.

Ok. Fuck you then.

>>8803279
can i have a grilled cheese

>>8803279
Can you tell me where the nearest Subway is? I seem to be at a breakfast buffet.

>>8803279

take your

>>8803279
can i have a grilled cheese

put some tit milk on my sub

>>8806083
such as