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I was eating an apple with a runny nose and I accidentally touched my nostrils to the apple as I was taking bite and it made me need to throw away the apple because I didn't want to eat my own snot. Is there perhaps a certain apple eating technique or a nose accessory that can get around this problem?
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Cut it into bite-size pieces, you intellectual failure.
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>>8803144
I hate doing that it takes longer to prepare the meal than to eat it.
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>>8803147
What about the time it takes to grow the apple? They don't leap out of factories fully formed you know.
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>>8803141
That's a lot of autism
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>>8803147
that's the only way to not get fat.
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>>8803150
That doesn't seem relevant.
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>>8803141
Do you have any idea how much snot you swallow in a day? A fucking gallon.
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>>8803214
yeah but that's involuntary consumption of snot. if I were to have eaten that apple it would have been voluntary snot consumption
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>>8803141
>he doesn't eat his own snot
I bet you wipe your nose on your arm you sick freak
Just put your boogers in your mouth the way nature intended
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slice chunks off with a knife and eat it a piece at a time
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>>8803141
hold the apple lower bro
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