>can of Wolf Brand Chili no beans >couple squirts of Franks

>glazed donuts
>chili
>watch matlock
>fin

Try tossing some nachos in there.

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>>8798630
I prefer Hormel chili because my name is Mel and Im a whore.

>>8798667
>when your meal needs to be 80% fat

>>8798667
Isn't there a beanless variety? Surely farting during business is frowned upon.

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>>8798630
>1/4 a box of pre broken spaghetti
>4 cups of boiling water in a microwave safe container
>nuke it for 9 minutes in the microwave
>toss some canned chili on top and enjoy

>>8798672
>Surely farting during business is frowned upon
Not with my clients, baby

>>8798673
This is not spaghetti.
See the word 'product?'

It's a slew of flour and chemicals.

Remember kids:
Ingredients: Raw durum seminola wheat.
Or don't buy it.

>pasteurized process cheese product
>eww it's just chemicals and orange color
>spaghetti product
>sweet gotta have those added chemicals to survive, I'll take 8 boxes

>chili with no beans
???

>>8798752
Beans are a filler, and have no place in a proper chili.

>>8798707

all pasta is labelled as some form of "macaroni product", mostly "enriched macaroni product", unless they were made with eggs, in which case they're "noodle product"s

you keep talking like that, and somebody's gonna believe you. stop.

>>8798707
>INGREDIENTS:DURUM SEMOLINA, NIACIN, FERROUS SULFATE (IRON), THIAMINE MONONITRATE, RIBOFLAVIN, FOLIC ACID.

Wheat, vitamin B3, iron, vitamin B1, vitamin B2, and vitamin B9.

If your body is so shitty it can't tolerate all them chemicals, you deserve whatever 'horrible' reaction your body has.

>>8798767
No. Pasta, unenriched, and pure durum is labelled as spaghetti.

You'll get sick of being ill every time you eat wheat one day.
Not like you bothered to google the cameochemicals shit that's in most of your food.

Fuck off and go learn something.

>>8799318
>>8798767
>>8799308
These are FDA employed shills.
They are here daily to protect their poisoning of American food.
They poison the water for 60 years. They turn your vegetables into mutants that can no longer reproduce. They spray the skies with poison hundreds of times a day.

They are NOT above poisoning your food.
Use google to figure out what the fuck you're eating. I don't pick up pills off the ground and eat them because I'M NOT A FUCKING RETARD.
In the same way, I know better than people needing hundreds of ingredients in one burrito.
Wheat, beef, beans, cheese, salt, seasonings, black pepper. Wowo so simple! Oh wait hang on there are 53 ingredients in this recipe..

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>>8799341
You should be more careful with who you accuse Robert. The arm of the FDA is long indeed.

One of these days we of the FDA will find a poison that is actually capable of hurting people, and then those 60 years we've spent trying to kill off everyone will finally bear fruit. Our dark plan of poisoning the world will succeed, and we of the FDA will live like kings with all the money we've made by adding folic acid to food.

>>8798630
chili without beans is just spicy pasta sauce

>>8799450
Chili with beans is just good food that's had fart semen added to it.

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>>8800000
Checked.
Nice.

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>>8800000
Good god I hate this place.

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Enjoy your estrogen enhancers

>>8800000
Fart semen would be pollen from a bean plant. Fart fetus would be slightly more accurate.

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>>8800000
dubs followed by quints, fucking checked.

>>8800069
I will, while laughing at the schmucks who have to pay extra for their estrogen enhancers

>>8798635

wtf why would you ever watch matlock and not be eating a hot dog?!

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>>8798630
>not Chilli Man Chili
fuck outta here

>>8798707

it's spaghetti you fucking idiot.

>>8801927
Because they don't like eating over processed garbage

You people should leave seekay

>>8798630
i just ate 1 can of that each day for 4 days in a row and now my poop is super orange. that shit is such an easy meal though

>>8798630
>not puttin cum in your botulism

>>8798630
With an ice cold wolf cola and an egg

>>8798630
I just keep lots of leftover chilli in my chest freezer. No need to buy cans

>>8803372
I dont label them so sometimes its surprise red sauce or gumbo.