You're at a taquiera. They have these hot sauces available.

>>8790692
Christ, this is a fucking stupid thread.

>>8790699
You die.

>>8790692
I'd try the yucateca sauces one at a time to see if I like them.

cholula
it says its imported and has a wooden lid so its probably better

>>8790692
the one in the squeeze bottle because that's the one made in house. also where's the valentina.

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>>8790692
>xxxtra

A little of each one
That's how the real Mexicans do it, so I want to do it as they do

>>8790699

Well, it ought to do well here, then

>>8790692
>What do you order
Camarones al moje de ajo
>what hot sauce do you use?
Cholula original and cholula garlic

None Hot sauce is for faggots and poor people who can't afford non-rotten food

>>8790732
Enjoy your heartburn dumbass

>go to a taqueria
>they dont make their own sauces

You picked the wrong taqueria senpai

>>8790692
El Yuacateco duh. I order eggs from my garden, sliced jalapeño, and eziekel bread.

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>>8790938
>ywn know the joys of owning an egg garden

>>8790938
>eggs from my garden

any growing tips?
i can't get mine to sprout

>>8790692
I'll take the axe.
Fuck mexico and it's food poisoning.

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>>8790719

Correct. The squeeze-bottle contains a housemade honey-chipotle sauce.

>>8790947
ur sposed to insemin8 them fegget

>>8790692
>no Louisiana

Welp, better pull out the chopping block.

>>8791022
louisiana is one step above shitsass tabasco.

not a big step either.

>>8790996
yeah I'd try that, unless I ordered chicken in which case I want the habanero

>>8790692
I've always wanted to try Cholula and a habenero-base sauce but was afraid to spend the money and have it take up fridge door space if it turned out to be inedible.

>>8790938
fuck off joe

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>>8791022
>poouisiana

I'm going straight to that xxxtra hot sauce because that is my shit

>>8790926
Seriously.

Carne Adobo tacos
Fresh Jalapenos
Queso Fresco, onion, pico de gallo, tomatillo salsa
Every hot sauce