Are these just called "muffins" in England, or do you

They would be packaged as simply 'muffins', but they're not really that prevalent.

Why are those muffins so damn thick? Won't fit them in a toaster.

>>8778142
To match customers' girths.

>>8778142
UK toasters are wider. Have to accommodate the crumpets, after all.

>>8778202
We have crumpets and english muffins in Australia as staples of breakfast food, they aren't this big.

>>8778202
Really? Over here we split them (carefully) amd try to angle them to control which corners get burnt.

>>8778214
We flattened them to accommodate our toasters
They embroadened their toasters to accommodate their baked breakfast goods

>>8778142
I usually cut mine in half before toasting

>>8778220
But if you cut a crumpet in half the butter is just going to leak out the bottom.

>>8778227
Read the post I'm replying to again

>>8778220
That's what you're meant to do. These look too thick even for that.

>>8778214
They're usually sliced in half in the packs

>>8778247
>Americans can't even cut their own muffins
What the fuck

>retards thinking english muffins and crumpets are the same thing

>>8778142
Most Americans have 8 slices of toast at a time so there toaster canals are equally thick to accomodate numerous slices of bread at once.

>>8778247
nevermind i was wrong, they aren't presliced. i don't know why i thought they were.

>>8778249
obsessed

>>8778363
I know you're shitposting but that makes no sense on any level.

>>8778093
We call 'em miffildy wheat rolls over the pond guv'nah!

i've always known them to just be called muffins
but american style choco-bloco-frooty-tooty sugar muffins are also called muffins
if there needs to be an explicit deferential i'd assume people would call them english muffins

Just "muffins", or if you really need to differentiate between them & individual cakes, "oven bottom muffins"

Proof: https://groceries.asda.com/product/bread-rolls-buns/asda-bakers-selection-oven-bottom-muffins/910000225623