Fuck this I'm having a lunch with a friend right now and

>>8775553
Your life is so hard.

>>8775553
>I'm fucking typing this right now

Put your phone toy down, anon. Remember? No toys at the meal table. You can play with your toys when you're done eating.

>>8775553
>"I'm hungry and I just want to eat food"
Why would he say this?

>>8775673
Because he wants to enjoy his goddamn meal instead of enduring OP bitching at him.

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>he started eating the fucking thing with a knife and fork

Atleast he is not a fatass. unlike you eating pizza with your hands.

>>8775553
>eating the handle at all
Why? There's no complete surface coverage of the sauce or cheese or anything. dogs like handles, feed them the scrap

>>8775553
Was it stuffed crust?

If the answer is "yes" then you're in the wrong.

If it's not, then it's his habit. Just like people who rip off the cheese and toppings to eat it in a ball, finishing off the horror show pizza "skinless" and all or retards that dredge their entire pizza in ranch rather than just the crust.

People have abnormal pizza eating habits but that's how fucks enjoy what they do. You're being an imposing ass.

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>>8775553
Your President does.

I'm surprised it bothers you, you should be glad he's filling up on crust, more pizza for you

>>8777916
Came to make sure this was posted

>>8775553
You got a friend? You lucky. Let him eat anyway he want to!

>>8777883
>just like people who rip off the cheese and toppings and eat it in a ball
I had forgotten people do that until now. Not cool. The way people eat shouldn't bother me but it does in this case.

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>>8777916
almost correct, mr. president sire.

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>>8778616
fixed to absolute patrician tier