Just picked up this mean mother fucker on my way home from work

what the fuck is it

>>8772098
It's a steak dumbass . . .

What's that white cum on the right side?

>>8772087
The marbling on that steak is perhaps the best i've ever seen.

>>8772113
It looks like someone came in a bag of pepperoni.

>>8772119
The white part is the fat to add texture and flavour and to marble the meat.

>>8772169
>marble the meat

What do you mean by this?

>>8772184
If I spread the fatty spread under the plastic evenly across the top of the whole steak then the marbling will be flawless and the meat will be the perfect flavor.
I'm just not really sure what to do after I spread the fat paste over the steak. Should I marinate it or..?

>>8772199
decent bait. chuckled

>>8772115
Fat

>>8772266
That doesn't help me whatsoever.
Ive had this shit laying out in fucking room temperature for over an hour and nobody can tell me how to cook it.
I thought this was the cooking board? Not the not know how to cook it board. I hate every one of you im thinking about fucking just trashing it and saying fuck it.
I can't even tell if its any fucking good.

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>>8772087
how would you even open that without damaging the product
the meat is fine its the shitty packaging its in. you are going to destroy your steak before you can even slide it on a bun

>>8772514
You could poke a hole in the fatty leyer and open it wide with your thumb like a bag of chips you dumbass..

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OP here.
Decided just to unpackage and boil it since it seemed like the easiest way to make sure all the bad bacteria in the center are dead.
The fat that was in the plastic before I unpackaged the steak product started out with a almost squirty consistency but as it boils it is taking on more of a cartilage like structure around the pot. Will them add on to the flavour or?
How often should I stir it and should I add salt?
pic related

>>8772572
>boiling steak
Die.

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>>8772572

>boiling steak

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OP here.
Wah-La

>>8772739
no ketchup?

>>8772739
Looks like fucking labia.

>>8772745
Well thats what happens when /ck/ doesnt help me for SHIT

>>8772087
>>8772572
>>8772739
Why did you do this? What motivated you each step of the way?

>>8772766
I dunno but the onset of sickness is coming on much quicker than anticipated. I think I may have poisoned the shit out of myself with this.
I picked up the steak from the Dollar Tree on the way to my house using what change I had left from breaking a few dollars at work.
Yep probably time to hit the ol' ER

>>8772783
Oh man, this was really fun bait to watch unfold. Thanks for the laugh OP. If this was real, let's just hope a woman doesn't allow you to cum inside her. We don't need your bloodline to continue

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>boiling steak

i know you're trolling OP, but god damn

>>8772087
Do Americans really call this a "steak"?

>>8772113
From what dimension is this from meat and cum in a plastic bag

>>8772087
get your picture in focus next time if you want me to contribute to your shit thread

>>8774168
Your lucky you got anything at all you neat fuck.

This thread makes me sad

>>8772783
you can get steak from the dollar tree?

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>>8772572
>>8772739

>>8775090
>neat fuck
Yeah you're right, I do keep my place pretty clean and tidy.