>two weeks ago >make thread asking how to eat these >today

>asking how to eat sunflower seeds
are you more stupid than a bird

>>8771037
>On 4chan
Do you really need tobask that?

>>8771039
Nah, I'm not a big fan of hot sauce on seeds

>>8771039
>Tobask
Godammit, I reas it back and everything. This is the life I deserve.

>>8771064
Fuck

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nice thinkpad /g/

>>8771037
sometimes you aren't exposed to certain things before you leave your mom's house, anon, it's alright if you don't understand

and this board's full of retards anyway so no harm in asking stupid questions

>>8771037
birds are highly intelligent

anon is not

I don't understand how you're INTENDED to eat these.

The flavouring is on the shell, but the edible part is inside.

Who came up with this stupid fucking idea?

>>8771550
the flavoring gets on your tongue and fingers and then you eat it with the residue on it. It's like eating a crab with the seasoning only on the shell.

>>8771550
As far as I understand it these things are covertly marketed to low-education men with severe self-esteem issues, much like pickup trucks with "mud tires", guns, and so on. The appeal is that you create an unholy mess around you, and it's sort of like pissing to mark your territory.

>>8771550
You put the whole thing in your mouth. Crack the shell with your teeth. Then remove (spit) the shell and eat the seed. During that process your tongue may touch the seasoning, up to you.

>>8771579
That makes more sense. I picked up a bag of pepper flavored ones last summer and could not for the life of me figure out what the fuck to do with them.

>>8771579
This is how us americans eat them.

They're helpful if trying to sto chewing tobacco. I prefer the dill pickle

>>8771033
i remember this thread, i lurked it and now I'm in the exact same spot. god help us both, i bought a massive ass bag of david original. my diabetic step dad used to eat these like fucking crazy and now he's missing a toe.

Also what flavors does /ck/ recommend?

>>8772117
side note, my step dads name is also david.

>>8772117
OP here. I bought a half dozen flavors and so far my favorite is David jalapeño salsa.

>>8771037
10/10

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>>8771037

>>8771564
Yuropoor detected

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>>8771033
>>8772117
I too lurked that thread and picked up some seeds. Got the reduced salt ones off the recommendation of an Anon who said it helps prevent getting a dried out burning feeling in the mouth. Like them but still struggling with the technique of eating multiple.

>no bro it's fine, I eat the shells all the time, just go for it
>spend a day shitting out shards of shells that scrape and cut their way through the inside of my rectal passage

Learn from me.

>>8771033
I made a thread like that too and asked if I could eat the whole shell.

>>8771550
I eat the whole shell. Crunchy like fried chicken bones which I eat too. My shit is as smooth as puree fyi.

So I guess I'm not the only one. A friend of mine got me hooked on these awhile ago.

>>8771550
The more refined technique is throwing it in your mouth, cracking the shell and separating it from the seed and spit it out. I'm still a novice and haven't mastered that method yet.

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>spend multiple seconds chewing the shell open
>all you get in return is one tiny sunflower seed
>can only do one shell at a time or you lose the seed in the chewed shell pieces in ur mouth

white people have horrible taste in seeds smfh

>>8773064
You must be Slav to master it

>>8772568
How does that even follow, logically? I don't like to create an unholy mess when I eat, therefore I'm from europe? Do passportless flyovers really believe this or are you just meming?

>>8773064
I never understood how people do that. My old footballl coach loved them, but I couldn't get the hang of cracking the damn things open.

Seriously people.
You turn it horizontal and crack it at the tip with your front teeth and again a little further up then you stick your tongue in the whole and the seed comes out onto it. You throw away the casing without it ever really going in your mouth.

>lern to pipas

>>8773217
Throw a handful in, store them in your cheek, bring one forward with tongue, position it so its not falt, but on its side, bite down on the rim, seed will stick to your tongue, spit shell out, swallow seed, and repeat.

>>8771052
Killin me m8

>>8771033
Was hooked on them for a little over a year, just got tired of them.
barbecue (certain brands) > salt and pepper = chili lime > low sodium = dill pickle > regular > ranch

>>8773141
Looks like you're just really shit at eating sunflower seeds
Git gud fucking pleb

>>8771037
oh fuck im laughing

>>8772117
nacho is my favorite but hard to find in my area so I go with ranch

>>8774945
I fucks with ranch

>>8773197
Just spit the shells into a cup or bottle. That's what I do on road trips and at work

>>8776320
I have a sleeve of Solo cups specifically for this purpose

>>8771162
>>8771033
Watch out for your fan.

Mine was great then 4 months in has a fan problem.

My fucking retarded self tried to replace the fan and in the last 3 minutes of closing it i fucking put a screw through the motherboard.

the wood like shells always scratch my ass coming out.
I can imagine those sharp splinter fragments would drag and leave scratches the entire way through the tract. This cant possibly be good for you?

>>8773233

This bastard is trying to get you all to stab your gums. Ignore him.