is there anything GOOD i can make with a head of iceburg lettuce?

>>8766623
frankly; no. Sorry. throw it away and fuck your own ass as punishment.

Got a juicer? Make lettuce juice.

>>8766623
Loath the stuff myself as well, but a wedge salad with ranch dressing is pretty damn good with a steak. Use a ranch dry mix and go all out with the fats (better yet, make your own, but it's a PIA), keep your head of lettuce good and cold and 1/4 it up latitudinal just prior to service. Give a generous pour of dressing, and a shot of course ground pepper, some thinly sliced red onions and quartered Roma's on the side. The only time I had iceburg I actually enjoyed was in the Black Hills of SD served this way with a perfectly grilled porterhouse. Pretty damn good.

>>8766669
Alternatively, feed to Guinea pigs, eat pigs.

>>8766660
That's water

>>8766623
I wouldn't even make a salad with that shit

>>8766623
Isn't pic related romaine lettuce?

>>8766669
>>8766674
Poor editing (always make your last sentence/paragraph the first, pro tip to our college aged friends), name fagging from /ck/ challenge, intoxicated. That's enough posting for now.

Iceberg lettuce isn't meant for human consumption

>>8766623
cheeseburgers

>>8766623
Buy Romaine or Boston Head next time, faggot. Much more flavor and nutrients. The only fuckers that eat Iceberg don't even have teeth anymore.

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Of course it's a glorified bowl, but the crispness is a nice counterpoint to the spice

Crispy water is my guilty pleasure. Use it on stuff like tuna sandwiches that could do with the crunch.

Make a BLT wedge salad then throw it out.