>be off chocolate for Lent >everyone keeps offering me

>>8764478
it sounds really hard to be religious and not eat candy and play runescape all day what's the point

>>8764478
Thank you for the blog post friend, might I recommend a better site for this, reddit, Tumblr maybe even WordPress.
I think this will be for the better, for both of us! Goodbye now, don't come back!

>>8764491
So you can go to heaven to eat chocolate and play runescape all day

>>8764491
>tfw eating chocolate and playing runescape while at home sick

i'd rather be at school not sick.

>>8764478

Wow, really sucks that your God gets mad like that, mine doesn't give a fuck what I eat!

Eating chocolate IS heaven though.

>>8764501
>tfw legally not allowed to work and playing runescape and baking 16 hours a day
i don't even want this anymore

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>mfw

>>8764478
>be off tendies for Lent
>mommy keeps offering me tendies
STOP IT
I WANT TO GO TO GENSOKYO

>>8764498
>heaven
>anything other than quiet contemplation of the divine

Enjoy your purgatory, profligate.

>>8764491
Fishing level?

>>8764977
79 i'm working on maxing and it's my only sub-90/99 along with hunter and poovention

working on cooking right now ;^)

>>8764478
Off Mountain dew for lent
Mom keeps offering it to me
Drink it; i'm an atheist.

>>8764498
Heaven is bait to manipulate the obedient.

>Off sodomy for lent
>Get to sodomize my bf every night
>Still going to heaven

>>8764515
spooks are a spook

>>8764478
>my pantheon of quasideities requires me to give up confectionary sweets to prove my virtue
Fucking christcuck idolators. Jesus was pretty based, it's a shame that his would-be followers are rank and file polytheist hypocrites.

>>8764478
Dude, Jesus doesn't care what you eat or drink...as long as it isn't babies, or something.
EAT THE DAMN CHOCOLATE

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>>8764954
>Seriously believing that to be the case.
>Taking any time off doing that in this lifetime to arguing about it in a Vietnamese Martial Arts board.
wwww