>move to nyc
>eat dominos since it's cheap as fuck
>"bro why aren't you spending 25 dollars on the meme gourmet pizza your in new york time to ditch the chains"
cooking your own food would be a lot cheaper you dumb fuck
and he's right
>be in NYC
>order a pie delivery
>get a pizza
Living in NY my whole life I can wholeheartedly say that 90% of the local """pie joints""" are overpriced shit. Same goes for New Jersey. The entirety of both states too not just near the city.
The pizza is definitely better than chain shit though. The Domino's and Pizza Hut around me both shut down due to no business because if you can get a good pizza for the same price as one of those doughy pieces of shit why would you ever eat at them
>>8764237
>live in NYC
>pretend the only places to get local pizza all charge 25 dollars and only sell whole pizzas
I eat domino's and I live in NYC
The locally owned place is expensive as fuck and doesn't do small pies. Also I have to yell in spanglish and they have a scratchy cordless phone from 1998 so they fuck up the order a lot. Also my regular delivery guy got stabbed in the heart and so I lost my investment of extra tips for special treatment, rebuilding all that good will again isn't worth it if the new guy gets stabbed again
>>8764423
>eating dollar pizza
id rather die
>>8764237
There is plenty of affordable pizza in NYC. You don't need to get a $35 pie at DiFaras to experience real NY pizza.
>>8764428
Yeah that shit is literally no better than domino's, it's admirable that they're making $1 slices possible, but it triggers me when people pretend it's not absolute garbage
>>8764430
so there are fake pizzas in new york? i;ve never been so IDK. what d these fake pizzas contain?
>>8764438
The dollar slice joints would qualify as "fake pizza"
Tastes like chemicals, gutter oil, and fake wisconsin "cheese product"