Can we have a hotfag hate thread? What pisses you off the most

No.

>>8761141
Finally my kind of thread
>ask friend to get me a chicken sandwich
>they got me the SPICY chicken sandwich

too hot, don't even eat it even if he got it for me. Fuck hotfags

>>8761146
Yes
>be me
>go to taco bell
>out of mild
>they give me fire

They trying to kill me or something?

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This shit right here is spicy as fuck, how can anyone eat it

lmao white ppl

>>8761141
>onions and green peppers
>spicy
anon, do you consider most cheese too spicy? does your diet consist entirely of stale bread?

>>8761223
>green peppers
>not spicy
They are in the capsasun family and they are very hot to a normal person that doesn't eat them constantly.
Kill yourself hot fag

>at restaurant
>order mashed potatoes
>comes with crushed black pepper scattered across the top

why

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>>8761236
Uh, no. They aren't. Go to a doctor.

>>8761260
Pepper is a well known flavour enhancer.
Other ingredients commonly added to mashed potatoes to increase flavour is butter and salt.

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>>8761236
bet this is "spicy" to you you genetic mistake

>tfw watching failed flirting with the thai waitress about REALLY BEING SURE about that FOUR PEPPER EXTRA SPICY phad thai
>can't eat half a noodle at a time
>drinks my water without asking and throws out half of his meal

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>>8761236
Maybe it's different where you come from but in most of the US green pepper refers to the slightly bitter green variety of bell peppers which contain no capsaicin at all.

>>8761153
What are you a pussy?
Mild is baby weak and Fire is not even hot.

>>8761266
>Green bell pepper can go up to 25 (TWENTY FUCKING FIVE) Scovilles
I rest my case, kill yourself hot fag

>>8761295
>Mild is baby weak and Fire is not even hot.

Sorry some of us like our tastebuds and also not like to burn our assholes

>DUDE SPICY IS A VALID FLAVOR LMAO

Why haven't these "people" been gassed yet

>>8761236
>Waaaahhh my sensitive tongue can't handle anything that isn't pure destiled water

Faggot

>>8761149
Dude, he could have killed you. I'd be talking to a lawyer after that.

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>tfw can't order anything mild anymore
>everything has to be ridiculously spicy for me to find it delicious
>otherwise it's just meh

I know this threads not for me but I just wanted to share

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who /ghostpepper/ here

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>>8761299
>mfw OP can't handle 25 scovilles
that's literally 100 times less than red tabasco
that shouldn't even be detectable by most people

>ask for some gen tso
>ask them to make it not spicy
>get it
>bite into one of the peppers in the sauce
>chug water (milk is really bad on me)

never again

>>8761340
same t b h

>>8761346
...i'm not quite there yet tho

>>8761353
>most people
Most people aren't hotfag spice freaks you dipshit. I don't eat Tabasco either because your basically using liquid habanaro

The human body wasn't made to withstand capsasun seeds

>>8761153
call 911 bro

>>8761364
anon, you do know that most people enjoy tabasco, spicy KFC chicken and other somewhat hot things?
>I don't eat Tabasco either because your basically using liquid habanaro
what

>hotfags trying to justify their LITERAL SHIT TASTES by adding pepper spray to their meal to taste anything

I can't even

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>>8761364
I hope you accidentally eat a salad with capsicum during a date and Chad steals your girl while you're having diarrhea in the bathroom.

>>8761376
stop taking the bait faggot, jesus

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>Eating a spicy dish
>Sinus is in evacuation mode
>Tearing up as I eat
>Impossible to finish the meal without drinking between every sip
>Friend that I'm eating with says "LOL THIS ISN'T SPICY"

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>order sub
>they used pepperjack cheese and chipotle sauce

>Order pancakes
>They offer me strawberry syrup
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME

>>8761141

capsaicin heat shouldn't be much more intense than the various sensations that characterize garlic, or licorice, or onion, or citrus, or horseradish.

>>8761141
[baby crying loudly over OP]

>>8761340
It's the only thing that makes you feel

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>>8761401

>>8761141
>>8761141
I love the flavour of chilys but when I try to eat the tabasco and sriracha its too hot. I had to throw them out because I would only use 1-2 drops and sometimes it was too much, I used a toothpick to dab a small amount on my food and every time I just couldn't deal with it.

I wish they made the chilys dishes without the spice.

>>8761236
bell peppers typically are zero on the scoville scale. they are not hot they are sweet you are an idiot

>>8761411
eat jalapenoe's chilys, their're less spicey with good nd nice flavor

>order entree, specifically mention to waitress to not make my meal spicy
>tendies arrive lightly salted
FUCKING SPICYFAGS REEEEEEEEEE

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>>8761346
Me. This is, by far, my FAVORITE condiment.

can someone delete this thread apparently too much time has passed for me to delete it

>>8761422
How many Scovilles???

>>8761236
"capsasun"

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Does anyone know what type those mild 'kebab' chilis are? Only once I've had one that was actually hot (I have 0 tolerance, I consider jalapeno relatively hot), and I really like the taste of them.

>>8761442
not to many ,as lonng as you dont not eat the seedies
rember not to eat the seedies

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>>8761442
2.5~5k

>tfw I find srirachi spicy, ordered some chili seeds and find out even the mild one is 20k
>also ordered some caramel bhut jolokia

>>8761453
they might be hungarian wax peppers

>>8761141
Basically a containment thread for pussies. I like this.

>>8761456
>>8761422
Learn how to spell idiot.

>>8761456
>rember not to eat the seedies
I read that most of the heat is in the white flesh where the seeds connect, so this is probably true.

>>8761461
Looks like em. Does pickling remove heat maybe? They usually feel wet, and I can't handle spice for shit, but can snack on these no problem.

My roommate eats exclusively spicy things
>enormous spice collection
>eats ghost pepper sauce daily
>eats habaneros daily
>intestines are ruined at this point
>spends 20-30 minutes in our shared bathroom at a time due to said intestines

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>>8761208
>TFW slav and I totally agree with you

>>8761208

The saddest thing about this post is that he is probably white, himself.

Nothing is more pathetic than a white man with self-depreciating humor.

>>8761460
I've had ghost pepper in a burger once, it was not a pleasant experience. definitely above my level of tolerance. I did finish it eventually but I had to wash it down with an ice coffee
chocolate habaneros have been much kinder to me. they have a nice smokey taste and are pretty great for jerk chicken. I'm going to plant some this week actually

>>8761478
>slav
>white
Pick 1

>waiter serves me a dish
>there's spices in it
>there's even salt
>they put cracked pepper on the top
why do people do this?

>>8761464
you really think that wasn't deliberate, you poor sod?
>>8761471
pickling doesn't remove heat, wax peppers are just quite tame, easily below a jalapeno

>>8761460
5k is where I start tasting it, I can tolerate Habaneros, not much beyond that.

>>8761496
>the dish has consistency other than paste
>I actually have to chew
>my precious jaw muscles cry tears of pain
this is hell

White people thread. Not even white people, black and most asian people as well. Only people that can handle actually spicy food are Indians and some asians. Like ya'll be sweating over Cayenne pepper. I can consume raw cayenne pepper without even so much as a drop of water. I'm half poo and that's prolly why.
I cook the mildest shit and ya'll be freaking out.

>>8761453
pepperoncini

>>8761611
Pepperoncini is fatter, those look like wax or banana peppers

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can someone fix this? I can't delete the OP

https://www.bunstersworldwide.com/

Has anyone tried Shit the Bed sauce?

>>8761141

My brother freaks out if you use pepper in/on anything, acts like the demon in the Exorcist having Holy water tossed on it.

My Dad can handle pepper, but draws the line at using Paprika, gets upset, throws the food away.

My Mother won't eat Lemon chicken, "just too spicy for me"

Me, well, "hey do you want some pizza with those peppers?"

>>8761479
>Nothing is more pathetic than a white man with self-depreciating humor.
>he said on 4chan

>try my friend's "famous" seafood salad
>grab a spoon and take a bite
>tastes mostly of tuna and creamy mayonnaise with a hint a sugar
>suddenly get a burning feeling on my tongue
>panicking, take a closer look at the salad
>there are tiny black flecks disguised among the mayo
>i've been peppered
>run to the toilet and spit it out, accidentally getting it all over the seat

It hurt for hours, it felt like a sunburn but all over the inside of my mouth instead of on my scalp like normally

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>Out with friends
>At some sort of sports-pub-brewery hybrid that are so popular now
>Get a water, order a turkey club with fries
>Order comes
>Have a fry before anything else, love em when they're fresh
>Tongue starts tingling
>It starts getting worse and worse
>Now my entire mouth is burning like hellfire because I started eating the whole fry before it kicked in
>Wonder what the fuck is going on
>Look at my plate
>Can see the salt crystals
>They had added salt to my fries without asking me
What the FUCK

>>8761364
Actually, it was. The human body builds tolerances to all sorts of chemicals as it ingests them.

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>>8761364
>Tabasco
>liquid habanero
Point
Point and laugh

>>8761576
You probably go to Georgia Tech. Don't you have a 4'3" slut to be spilling drinks on or like a truck to paint camo?

>>8761387
>poop skins not knowing the taste of meat

>>8761912

This is true, when I was a kid those "hot" pickles that come with a few banana pepper rings in the jar were so hot that I needed milk to eat them with. Modern me puts half a dozen raw thai chili slices in my ramen and loves it

>>8761490
I'll have white sir, thank you.

>>8761896
The fuck is wrong with you?

easiest way to stop being a blandfag is to go to your local wing place and start eating the hottest sauce at least once a week

>tfw first time zaxbys insane sauce i could only eat one every 10 minutes
>tfw now i can eat a raw habanero without water

only took once to start getting used to it, stop being a pussy and dive in bois

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>>8761970
I ate a habanero pepper at the grocery store once. I cried. But then..
I did it again.

powerful samefagging in this thread

>>8761141
Fag.
You probably drink milk you weenie.

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>>8761958
I don't like it when people put hot spices on my food without asking

My co-worker told me as a kid he thought pepperoni was too spicy.
Ha! What a fag.

>>8761340

I knew I ruined my taste buds when I searched how to reduce spicy food tolerance and everything I got was

>Reduce your opiate tolerance

Fucking google, look heroin can wait

>>8761326
Why are you putting the sauce in your asshole?

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>Mom is immune to any type of spicy food
>Grows scorpion peppers and regularly sprinkles it into her food with little to no reaction to the heat
>Accidentally try her food more than once

I don't know how anyone can enjoy this.

>>8762271
Wow, based mom! How old is she? Does she date?

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>>8761236
You mean jalapenos?

*orders wings*
I'll have b-b-barbecue p-please. Boneless t-thanks

IF YOU CANT HANDLE SPICE YOU ARE PROBABLY A BITCH IN ALL REGARDS

I feel so attacked let me enjoy my hot food

Recommend me some quality hot sauce. Nothing hotter than a habanero, and nothing that tastes like pepper flavored vinegar.

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>>8761141
>white people: The thread

>>8762452
A woman like that does anal on the first date

>>8762865
So you are too lazy to dip your chicken nuggets into sauce?
-Server

I'll have a chicken vindaloo any day of the week you pussies.

I want to eat a ghost pepper. If it doesn't make me feel like I'm dying inside, then I'd actually be disappointed.

>>8761364
P e p p e r e d v i n e g a r

i like the sauce, but its fucking expensive. does anybody have a cheap & dirty tabasco alternative, like maybe sriracha & some vinegar, or mayhaps gooks selling it for cheaper under a random brand?

>>8761617
>>8761611
After some googling I've learned that it's probably "Sera Demre" which is harvested early.

>>8762865
>*orders wings*
>I'll have b-b-barbecue p-please. Boneless t-thanks

There is nothing wrong with this

>>8761401
That old familiar sting.

>>8761389
Twitter was made by a white person.

>>8761439
Historical revisionist fag get out reeeeee

>>8761629
HISTORICAL REVISIONIST FAG RRRRRRRRRRRRREERRRRREEEEREEEEERREEEEEEERRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEERREEE

>ask for chips
>cool ranch
>bite into one of the spices

Whoa nelly there!

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>tfw eating literally any amount capsaicin will give you severe anal bleeding, agony, and a slight chance of death.

>>8761394
le white people aside, the dude's right, that chicken is bare
at least grill it with the skin and if you want it lean then add some spices, hell even some garlic or chilli powder before you grill it

My biology teacher in highschool actually said ketchup was too spicy for her, I’m not joking

And yes she was from the midwest

The saddest part about this thread is the fact there are actually people like this

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>>8761460
Remember when Wendy's had "Ghost Pepper" items. No way it was real ghost pepper, still good and pretty spice though.

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When they ask me what hotsauce I want with my burritos I say "Yes please"

>>8761236
>hotfag

Look I know you just found this cool new 4chan site, but your forced meme sucks and you have crappy taste. Fuck off.

>>8767921
KYS hot fag

My hate comes from salt and water, which are the two main ingredients of most hot sauces. Just puree the hot shit and make it thick like ketchup you fuckers....I don't need 1000mg of salt per teaspoon, nor do I need it to be runny as fuck...FUCK.....Also, go easy with the fucking onion and garlic, will you, please?

Main ingredients: Salt, water, vinegar, onion, garlic....eventually peppers
Get da fuck outta heeerrr

>>8766031
I'm still pissed that Taco Bell got rid of the "Ghost Pepper" griller

>>8768012
Im mad they got rid of volcano sauce.

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>forsaking an entire flavor profile

Fucking umami fags, can't eat anything without that fleshy savory taste

Ayy hol up
>*douses hamburger in Nuclear Devil sauce*
You tellin me
>*snot drops out of nose*
Tellin me we wuz
>*pays $40 for a bottle of hot sauce for /ck/ hot sauce thread clout*
We wuz mufuckin uhh
>*makes big show of ordering the spiciest wings at restaurant*
Sum kinna
>*spends 45 minutes on toilet*
Sum kinna mufuckin uhh
>*permanently damages intestines to look cool*
Hotfags
>*clutches chest from excruciating acid reflux*
And sheeit
>*belittles you for not eating as spicy of food*
Nawmsayin?

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>Run out of cool ranch Doritos
>Accidentally bought some nacho cheese ones last week
>They tease me in my moment of weakness
>With a glass of iced milk ready, I take a small bite from a single Dorito that I've washed to remove most of the intense seasoning
>Almost cry as my entire mouth erupts with raw burning pain
>Lose job because I spent the rest of the day on the floor, unable to speak
>Lose gf to chipotle eating Latino

>>8761141
lmao wite ppl go bck 2 seesonin ur food w/ water haha

I wsh I new my daddy...

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>there are people ITT who can't handle even the mildest spicy foods

>only ever put in a couple drops of tabasco on anything since it's mostly vinegar
>literally: one, two, three drops
>WAAAAAAH ANON! THIS IS TOO SPICY!

This is what happens when an entire generation has been putting pencil shavings on their food under the guise of black pepper.

>>8768250
>pencil shavings on their food under the guise of black pepper

>He's so poor that he has to grind his own pepper

>>8763429
>Do her in the ass without condom
>not cleaned out properly
>get ghostpepper on your dick
Sounds hot.

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Habenero hot suace everday. YanKeefags BTFO

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>>8761401

You're not alone spicebro

>>8767973
Oh look it's still trying to force it's shitty meme, how quaint.

Eat a barrel of dicks, then go post it on Facebook so all your friends can see what a dank memester you are

>>8761141
>>Ahh I like to spice my food!
>>mmm this is nice but my pizza needs something more than "extra cheese".
>>Sorry anon you got my order wrong again
>>I don't like ketchup on eggs
>>I'll have these wings I'm buying for myself my way, do you want any anon?

Sounds like you've got a problem.

>>8763948
Tobasco isn't expensive you idiot, and some buying the mini bottles for .89, just get the large ass ones they got for like 4 bucks and even if you use that shit like a lot, easily could last 1-2 months

>>8768794
*stop buying

>>8761208
White and agreeing with you

>>8761331
You are in the minority. You are the ones who should be gassed, you are a genetic failure and you are a plague to the human race.

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>>8761141
Here's a story that happened to me that I feel embarrassed about it to this day. I should have sued them desu
>Drive with my brother to get some food late at night
>Get to shitty Indian broast restaurant
>My brother ordered fried chicken to both of us
>Take a big of a chicken breast when my brother goes to get drinks from the store
>It's the hottest thing I have EVER eaten. Probably some strong industrial capsasun added there or some shit
>Watery eyes, runny nose, started having headaches
>Everything started to fade and I only see black
>Started freaking out and screaming in the car while making weird gestures and faces
>Brother comes running from the store when he saw me like that
>Family behind us in a car called the police because they thought I'm on drugs
>Brother rushed me to hospital

From that day onward I've never eaten a spicy food. And I still blame my brother for ordering the food spicy to this day.

>>8766031

The ghost pepper fries literally just had jalapeno on them.

>>8761340
Ya my grandfather had this same problem. The only place he could eat at was places with malt vinegar. Arthur Treachers and long john silvers were basically the only thing he enjoyed.

>>8768942

Just take a cue from the negroes and bring a little bottle with you at that point, fuck.

I feel like I've become a bitch. I fucking love spicy food but my tolerance is decreasing. Ive had several habaneros and always got the 2nd hottest sauce at bww but these days even hot makes me sweat and my nose drip.
What the fuck is happening to me

>>8768331
>he uses old, stale spices instead of freshly ground ones

You don't know what you're missing, anon.

>>8769004
>What the fuck is happening to me
You're getting old.

>>8769062
It was my understanding that senses dulled in the elderly.

>>8761970
b-but I don't enjoy it.

also does hotness really enhace the flavor of food? I feel like it's the opposite.

>>8761141
Tabasco IS great on eggs.

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>>8768794
how about you stop thinking everyone is in dumbfuckistan? the small ones cost 2.5-3€ over here locally, and are also the only ones sold.