I am fucking freezing, hungry and tired. What are some quick

Semen

eggs and semen

Cheeseburgers

>>8759026
>>8759027
>>8759028
None of these are very warm.

>>8759030
microwaved semen

>>8759022
dump some Mexican blend shredded cheese on tortilla chips and microwave it for a minute.

>>8759022
If you have stock in the freezer you can make soup in 30 min. Good eletrolytes, instaheat and whatever protein you add.

>>8759091
this, nothing like a good soup full of vegetables and some meat

>>8759030
Your supposed to have it right away not let it cool.

>>8759030
Dogs have a higher body temperature than humans, try one of them.

>>8759067
>blend shredded cheese

Ugh. Preshredded cheese is an abomination. They coat the stuff with mold inhibitors because all that surface area is prime breeding ground. So not only do you get to eat shitty quality dried up cheese, you also get a load of weird-ass chemicals.

>>8759154
Unless you live in some weird shithole where they can get away with that the only thing they put in there is starch to stop it all from sticking together.