>accidentally bought diet mountain dew instead of regular mountain dew
your mom must be pretty dumb lmao
>drinking mountain dew
Either very young or very redneck.
>accidentally spat my dip into my cup of dew
Drank it anyway, but I wasn't happy about this.
>>8755860
I'm so sorry, anon
>>8755981
>very young or very redneck
What, did you have to disagree with your dad? I'm sorry but that's not the way I do it. The only thing worse is the fact that you can't decide whether to buy a new one or two. Get born, thermos.
>>8755981
Or a gamer.
>>8755860
i cant get diet mountain dew in my stupid country
>>8757637
Moldova?
>>8757648
Syria
You didnt buy fat free tendies..
did you?
>>8757587
>Or a gamer.
>gamer
The fact that youd even use that term makes me feel sorry fr you
>>8757653
I'm surprised you have anything to drink other then tears of dying children.